No wata fi JLP.

[Jazz]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> @ the visual..I remember driving in taxi like that as well, one hand a katch up sinting and the odda a drive </div></div>

Mi say Gen every time him tun wan right Han corna im an de door ah swing an im out fe drap out

[Jazz]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

Mi jus memba dis an come back een fe BOAL

[Nunya]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Weh oonu ah fite genst progress man?... Tell mi why Jamaicans love mash dung car so? Nuh matta how yuh char mash up yuh can fine sumaddy fe buy it...
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Mi say, a jus whe day mi an mi sista ha dis discussion eno. Mi a tell har how mi used to memba all kina bruck dung an bun up cyar all ova de place. She tell mi say dem ting deh nah gwan again. She say a pere crissas deh bout. She say if it no look criss nobady no want ie. She say mi ooda shack fi si de mount a nice cyar bout de place.

It seem say every bady get de memo say a criss a cyar (sic) de swing... everybady, dat is, excep mi bredda...

Im have bout chree cyar a wok pon right now. Im is not a mechanic. Half de time im nat even knoa whe de parts dem name, much less whe dem do, but im a wok pan cyar said way \o/

Whe day dem call mi an tell mi say daddy meet eena accident. I frighten so till... dem tell mi say im whenna 'test' drive one a mi bredda ol cyar dem!

Now, daddy doah have a license. De cyar doah have insurance or even plates. An between im an mi bredda, needa one a dem ha sense.

As soon as mi hear, mi dis heng up de phone. Mama call mi back bout how mi hawd hearted. eeh?

Dis man been riding im bicycle since before mi bawn. An suddenly, at de ripe ol age of 69, im decide im waa tun Knight Rida. But im a go forego de proper channels, an jus try out im skill dem eena one piece a ol cyar...

A wonda if im a get senile?

[Peasie]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

lawd nunya

[j-kid]

Re: No wata fi JLP.


Figive mi fi laughing. Mi ha wan question.

Considering di fact dat im was inna wan accident wid yuh bredda cyar. Di cyar ha brakes?


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Weh oonu ah Now, <span style="font-weight: bold">daddy doah have a license. De cyar doah have insurance or even plates. </span>An between im an mi bredda, needa one a dem ha sense.

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[j-kid]

Re: No wata fi JLP.



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Im have bout chree cyar a wok pon right now. Im is not a mechanic. <span style="font-weight: bold">Half de time im nat even knoa whe de parts dem name, much less whe dem do</span>, but im a wok pan cyar said way \o/</div></div>

[Nunya]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

Apparently dat was de issue. Im say im 'touch' de brakes an de brakes lef. Im no knoa a which pawt it gawn, cause when im did fus get een deh it whenna work, but half way chroo it jus lef. So im mussi did lik one chree or one fence or both... who knows \o/

I love my dad. But im is a trial.

[Peasie]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

tappie nunya, mi a ded ovah yah

[Magician]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Apparently dat was de issue. Im say im 'touch' de brakes an de brakes lef. Im no knoa a which pawt it gawn, cause when im did fus get een deh it whenna work, but half way chroo it jus lef. So im mussi did lik one chree or one fence or both... who knows \o/

I love my dad. But im is a trial. </div></div>

Woiiiiiiii

Im neva know seh im fi draw brake wid im right foot an press gyas wid de left one. An if all else fails im fi drive inna a cane piece fi small up de impac

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dr.Dudd</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jah_yout</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what a conscious, beautiful sistrin </div></div>locsl government election political manoeuvre. Give it 2 weeks. </div></div>

So yuh tink she's a plant??? I a dead to rhatid... </div></div>some mind are not as fixated on the personality or messenger as you. The message is more important to them.

[Stormmey]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> @ the visual..I remember driving in taxi like that as well, one hand a katch up sinting and the odda a drive </div></div>

I also remember back in the day just start visiting jamaican family and my sister hailup a taxi in halfwaythree, the taxi look like someone just took a can of paint and paint it.....when we got in the driver says to sis just hold this piece a rope that tie on to the door, the door cannot lock properly. I said to her hell no am not driving in this.....he said to me farrina is aight me brakes dem good, is just the door cannot lock good. I was a teen then if it was now there is no way I would have gotten in.

[Peasie]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

you and dis Half Way <span style="font-weight: bold">Three</span>

[Stormmey]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

Peas doan start wid mi dis early mawning.....I am coffee deprived these days

[Nunya]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">you and dis Half Way <span style="font-weight: bold">Three</span> </div></div>

*snort*

Leave de 'farrina' alone man... she's thrying...

[Stormmey]

Re: No wata fi JLP.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">you and dis Half Way <span style="font-weight: bold">Three</span> </div></div>

*snort*

Leave de 'farrina' alone man... </div></div>

u sound like my Jamaican family and I come back at them with.....my hair is not tall it is long