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Re: No wata fi JLP.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Weh oonu ah fite genst progress man?... Tell mi why Jamaicans love mash dung car so? Nuh matta how yuh char mash up yuh can fine sumaddy fe buy it...
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Mi say, a jus whe day mi an mi sista ha dis discussion eno. Mi a tell har how mi used to memba all kina bruck dung an bun up cyar all ova de place. She tell mi say dem ting deh nah gwan again. She say a pere crissas deh bout. She say if it no look criss nobady no want ie. She say mi ooda shack fi si de mount a nice cyar bout de place.
It seem say every bady get de memo say a criss a cyar (sic) de swing... everybady, dat is, excep mi bredda...
Im have bout chree cyar a wok pon right now. Im is not a mechanic. Half de time im nat even knoa whe de parts dem name, much less whe dem do, but im a wok pan cyar said way \o/
Whe day dem call mi an tell mi say daddy meet eena accident. I frighten so till... dem tell mi say im whenna 'test' drive one a mi bredda ol cyar dem!
Now, daddy doah have a license. De cyar doah have insurance or even plates. An between im an mi bredda, needa one a dem ha sense.
As soon as mi hear, mi dis heng up de phone. Mama call mi back bout how mi hawd hearted. eeh?
Dis man been riding im bicycle since before mi bawn. An suddenly, at de ripe ol age of 69, im decide im waa tun Knight Rida. But im a go forego de proper channels, an jus try out im skill dem
eena one piece a ol cyar...
A wonda if im a get senile?
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BOADWL
- Lawd Nunya please fe tap gimme joke - yuh mek mi pit out de sitten meed eat cho!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Weh oonu ah fite genst progress man?... Tell mi why Jamaicans love mash dung car so? Nuh matta how yuh char mash up yuh can fine sumaddy fe buy it...
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Mi say, a jus whe day mi an mi sista ha dis discussion eno. Mi a tell har how mi used to memba all kina bruck dung an bun up cyar all ova de place. She tell mi say dem ting deh nah gwan again. She say a pere crissas deh bout. She say if it no look criss nobady no want ie. She say mi ooda shack fi si de mount a nice cyar bout de place.
It seem say every bady get de memo say a criss a cyar (sic) de swing... everybady, dat is, excep mi bredda...
Im have bout chree cyar a wok pon right now. Im is not a mechanic. Half de time im nat even knoa whe de parts dem name, much less whe dem do, but im a wok pan cyar said way \o/
Whe day dem call mi an tell mi say daddy meet eena accident. I frighten so till... dem tell mi say im whenna 'test' drive one a mi bredda ol cyar dem!
Now, daddy doah have a license. De cyar doah have insurance or even plates. An between im an mi bredda, needa one a dem ha sense.
As soon as mi hear, mi dis heng up de phone. Mama call mi back bout how mi hawd hearted. eeh?
Dis man been riding im bicycle since before mi bawn. An suddenly, at de ripe ol age of 69, im decide im waa tun Knight Rida. But im a go forego de proper channels, an jus try out im skill dem
eena one piece a ol cyar...A wonda if im a get senile?
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BOADWL
- Lawd Nunya please fe tap gimme joke - yuh mek mi pit out de sitten meed eat cho!
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