Hilarious

[Yuriatin]

I need a good laugh this morning... these 2 young ladies from the front page!

<span style="font-style: italic">(dem soon si someting)</span>



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&quot;Secondly, there are definitely no laws against noise levels. I’m not 100% sure why … actually I’m not even 10% sure why, but our neighbour insists on blaring love ballads at least four mornings per week at about 7am. Like, I seriously think he’s snuck into my room and installed some invisible speakers somewhere, its just that loud. Sometimes he’s even got some good tunes going, <span style="color: #FF0000">like old school Whitney Houston, Boys II Men, Shania Twain, or even Celine Dion (but more on Jamaica’s Celine Dion obsession another day … I’m not even kidding, they worship her here</span> … ) but at 7am, not so good! Or he’s got dancehall blaring and is singing at the top of his lungs … we’re considering investing in singing lessons for him, its just that bad! He, or one of his roomies, also has a MAJOR snoring problem … I’ve never heard anything like it! (Matty P., that was for you! xo). We also hear various other noises at all times of day, such as goats, crickets, cicadas, dogs, cats, birds, people walking by and talking or singing, music playing from various parties, super loud cars and bikes driving on the main road nearby because apparently Jamaicans don’t like mufflers on vehicles … church services (also unbelievably loud … I’m not a church go-er, but from the amount of services I’ve listened to from the balcony, I feel as though I’m becoming one!) … and much, much more. Silence is hard to find in Jamaica.&quot;</span>

http://kateandkayla.com/2012/02/20/kate-and-kaylas-apartment-in-jamaica/

[Tuff Gong]

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LOL!

[Tuff Gong]

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After i laughed hard......

Yep they have the same problems in Jamaica that I have/had.
Noise and more noise.
I would think investing in a screens would help and I would definitely confront my neighbour about his noise pollution.

The problem with hot water is ...you definitely get used to it after you have lived in cold countries, plus in Jamaica they are now using PVC pipes exclusively.
Previously when everything was piped in metal pipes you would get sun-made hot water during the daytime (enough to even scorch your skin).

[Yuriatin]

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Wow - that's interesting - I never thought of the side effects of the PVC pipes.

Anyway - I'll be following along because these girls are hilarious.

<span style="font-style: italic"> Oh to be young again!</span> I love their sunny attitude.

I want to see how long their paradise is going to last!!

How long can a Canadian live in JA I wonder?

[Tuff Gong]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Yuri_</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Anyway - I'll be following along because these girls are hilarious.

<span style="font-style: italic"> Oh to be young again!</span> I love their sunny attitude.

I want to see how long their paradise is going to last!!</div></div>

I love Runaway Bay......if there was a place to live a foreigner I would say this is it.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Yuri_</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How long can a Canadian live in JA I wonder?
</div></div>Commonwealth ...should be forever!

[evanovitch]

i read dis an di fuss ting dat cross mi mind is

wah kine a visa dem ha...seriously hope dem ha work permit etc cause i cannot fathom how people can lift up n go yaad juss so...if is visitor visa how long dem ha..if not, wat is wat is wat...

[RichD]

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well Canadians do not need visitor visa to stay in Jamaica...on entering they would probably be given 6 months and would be required to renew it ( i think they can do this at a police station) if they not working they would not need a work permit.

[Tuff Gong]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...seriously hope dem ha work permit </div></div>...I think they are not planning to work!

[evanovitch]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...seriously hope dem ha work permit </div></div>...I think they are not planning to work! </div></div>

so how long dem planning on staying...after dem seh in dem blog dem leff wuk, sell everyting, one wonders how dem get into the country...juss saying wen u consider we Jcans haffi dig up our relatives so carry di coffin to dem Embassy fi prove seh dem dead so as to prove we naw leff no ties weh we suppose fi a tek care of...plus we also haffi prove we ha ties fi come bak wen we want visitors' visa....

[Yuriatin]

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<span style="font-style: italic">dahhhmm!</span>

The girls are going to be happier than pigs in slop!

They'll be on the beach til their in their old age.
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(anyway - I think it goes the same for US citizens as well)
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">well Canadians do not need visitor visa to stay in Jamaica...on entering they would probably be given 6 months and would be required to renew it ( i think they can do this at a police station) if they not working they would not need a work permit.



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[Yuriatin]

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<span style="font-style: italic">Suh it guh mi dear.</span>

Anyway - en time dem paypaz up, dem wi hah noooo trouble locate smaddy fi marrid.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...seriously hope dem ha work permit </div></div>...I think they are not planning to work! </div></div>

so how long dem planning on staying...after dem seh in dem blog dem leff wuk, sell everyting, one wonders how dem get into the country...juss saying wen u consider we Jcans haffi dig up our relatives so carry di coffin to dem Embassy fi prove seh dem dead so as to prove we naw leff no ties weh we suppose fi a tek care of...plus we also haffi prove we ha ties fi come bak wen we want visitors' visa.... </div></div>

[Yuriatin]

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Dem nah nuh beach a Cyanada???



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&quot;There’s no other way to describe our feelings towards the beach except the word love …. we LOVE the beach!! (duh, it’s a huge part of the reason we love Jamaica so much – it’s incredible beaches!) But who can blame us?! The smell of salt water in the air, sand caressing your toes, a gentle breeze blowing through your hair, coconut trees swaying above you …. the beach is like a free spa! LOL Obviously we know that the beach isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but we won’t lie about our love for it either – <span style="color: #FF0000">we spend a lot of time just chillin’ (now that we’ve mastered the art of just chillin’ in JA </span>… we should probably try mastering the art of applying sunscreen while we’re at it … ha ha…I can almost feel my mom shaking her head right now) in the sand on our beach towels, making new friends and swimming in the ocean. So we thought we’d show you our favourite local beaches … we’ve got two on the list thus far that we frequent often … but stay tuned, because I’m sure there will be more favourite beaches to share as we discover more of the island!&quot;</span>

http://kateandkayla.com/2012/05/11/lifes-a-beach-for-kate-and-kayla-that-is/

[evanovitch]

Re: i read dis an di fuss ting dat cross mi mind is

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">well Canadians do not need visitor visa to stay in Jamaica...on entering they would probably be given 6 months and would be required to renew it ( i think they can do this at a police station) if they not working they would not need a work permit.



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do they have to offer the said proof re not working n how supported??????

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Yuri_</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dem nah nuh beach a Cyanada???
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most of canada wen dem sey beach is lake beach dem a talk ..no salt water and it cold.



this is a little bit eats of Toronto ..it look nice but the water cold and nassy

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">well Canadians do not need visitor visa to stay in Jamaica...on entering they would probably be given 6 months and would be required to renew it ( i think they can do this at a police station) if they not working they would not need a work permit.



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do they have to offer the said proof re not working n how supported?????? </div></div>

i suppose the immigration officer might ask how they intend to support theme self while in Jamaica ...im not sure what proof of not working might be