Blondes getting on my last nerve

[Tropicana]

Yesterday not one but TWO caused aggravation. I accompanied my friend when she dropped her boyfriend off in Old Montreal as his car was in the shop for repairs. She (a Black woman) was driving. Our plan was to have a relaxing time and stroll around afterwards. We entered the parking lot with his pass. Then we drove around. There wasn't much parking.

Finally, we saw some people walking towards the parking lot so we stopped and asked the Black guy in the group if he was leaving. He said yes and pointed to where they were parked. We lucked out as we were in the right position. We only had to back up slightly.

Next thing you know, this blonde in an SUV who had been racing in the parking lot and who was already WELL ahead of us and had turned into the next lane backed up her car at great speed and blocked us. She spoke to the Black guy who told us she had said that &quot;Since she has boats, she has <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">priority</span></span>.&quot;

We told him not to get involved. When she saw we weren't going to move, she sped off.

We parked the car and got out. Next thing she comes racing around and parked in front of us (she had driven all the way around the parking lot). She started screaming and hurling obscenities in French.

At that point my friend's boyfriend (a White guy...the rest of us in the party were Black) told told her &quot;Aw<span style="font-weight: bold"> Fuddle Duddle</span>&quot;.

She screamed &quot;Ici c'est Québec! Parles français!&quot;

I retorted: &quot;Fermes ta guele. Qu'est-ce qui se passe? Tu ne comprends pas <span style="font-weight: bold">Fuddle Duddle</span>?&quot;

Everybody laughed. We walked off as she continued to scream like a banshee.

What's up with these chicks why they think they have priority at ALL times?

[Tropicana]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

So we strolled around old Montreal. There was a nice breeze and we found some shade. Relaxed, enjoyed some ice cream, browsed in the boutiques and eventually headed back to the car.

We're driving west along Rue St. Jacques and all of a sudden, out of no where this really shriveled and dried up looking blonde sped from a side street and cut us off. We had to quickly change lanes to the far lane away from the curb to avoide hitting her. My friend said &quot; A blonde again?&quot;

Despite her racing, we all encountered a red light. She was to our right. We noticed a Black guy beside her in the car. I said &quot;Marvelous!&quot;

Light changed and off she sped. After a while my friend noticed I was still laughing to myself. She said &quot;Are you still laughing about the blonde back in old Montreal?&quot; I said no and pointed to the chick ahead of us who was changing speeding and changing lanes back and forth. Finally she was in our lane quite a bit ahead of us when she abruptly turned off (from the far lane), cut off the guy in the curb lane and sped up a side street.

She musse name Road Runnah!

[Tropicana]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

Reminds me of this joke about blondes always thinking they have priority:

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[kia027]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

what does the following mean?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Since she has boats, she has priority.&quot;</div></div>

[Tropicana]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what does the following mean?

[quote]Since she has boats, she has priority.&quot;</div></div>

Honestly I am not sure. It must be blondespeak. Old Montreal is down by the waterfront so maybe her &quot;boats&quot; are docked in the area.

Clearly she didn't have reserved parking and neither did my friend's boyfriend who has a monthly pass.

[kia027]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[quote=Kia]what does the following mean?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Since she has boats, she has priority.&quot;</div></div>

Honestly I am not sure. It must be blondespeak. Old Montreal is down by the waterfront so maybe her &quot;boats&quot; are docked in the area.

Clearly she didn't have reserved parking and neither did my friend's boyfriend who has a monthly pass. </div></div>

meh! Unless there was a sign that said boat owners have priority, I guess a soh it go!

[Tropicana]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

There was no sign. We asked the security and parking attendants and they both said nutten noh go soh.

[blugiant]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

y natt juss tell ar mooo eee kaakaa

[Tropicana]

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[Tropicana]

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[Magician]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

What's a 'guele'?

Google translate having a hard time with that one.

Would have paid to watch you cuss the dumb blonde!

[mountaingal]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xigaM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What's a 'guele'?

Google translate having a hard time with that one.
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ferme ta gueule is french for shut your big fat mouth.

[Tropicana]

Re: Blondes getting on my last nerve

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xigaM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> What's a 'guele'?

Google translate having a hard time with that one.</div></div>

PG translations:

la gueule (museau ; bec )
the jaws ; the muzzle ; the snout ; the mouth ; the face
jaws [the ~] noun
muzzle [the ~] noun
snout [the ~] noun
mouth [the ~] noun
face [the ~] noun
the beak
– beaklike mouth of animals other than birds (e.g., turtles)

trap [the ~] noun
the mug
– the human face (`kisser' and `smiler' and `mug' are informal terms for `face' and `phiz' is British) 1

It's the equivalent of Shut the <span style="font-weight: bold">Fuddle</span> up in English.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xigaM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Would have paid to watch you cuss the dumb blonde! </div></div>

It was worth the price of admission. There was a Moroccan guy standing there laughing his head off. He saw the whole thing.

BTW there are nuff really nice Moroccan guys in Montreal. You just don't see them in Toronto. I saw a lot of them in Frankfurt too. Between Egyptian and Moroccan and they are equal opportunity daters. Unfortunately, they tend to be a little too busy with their hands and quick to use them....the Moroccan guys I mean.