naked burgler had mouse up butt

[Suesumba]

Noah Smith, a 24-year-old South Carolina man, was charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault and battery charges, and indecent exposure.

According to the incident report, a resident called police to complain of a burglar. When authorities arrived, the said they found Smith naked in the victim’s home with a USB-powered computer mouse in his rectum, according to reports from WCSC.
can't make this stuff up!!!

[St_Bess]

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Aye sah - me did think a real muss muss up him buttt - den a so him did hard up? Him coudda go buy one fe himself a Staples. Need more men in that part of South Carolina.

[RichD]

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he took off his pants to wash them then he slipped and fell on the mouse....

[Suesumba]

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richard geere is jealous. right. now.

[R_C]

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Hopefully it was cordless.

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hopefully it was cordless. </div></div>

if it was, what gave him away?

[R_C]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hopefully it was cordless. </div></div>

if it was, what gave him away? </div></div>

Well, most people don't have a little red light blinking from their pants bottom.



<span style="font-size: 8pt">...or at least not the ones I hang out with</span>

[Suesumba]

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i think the mouse pad attached to his pants gave him up.