Bolt and a van load of blondes

[SmoothOperator]

Hee, hee. In my next life I'll be a world class sprinter.

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USAIN 'bolted' out of The Eastern Hotel last night and a bevy of Aussie babes quickly followed the sprint champ into his personal security car.

But no gold medallist with a reputation like his wants to leave a party alone so the driver waited a moment for his entourage to join him along with some new friends.

An eager line of young ladies followed Bolt's every step and climbed into the van before the door slid shut.

And one woman said the six-time Olympic gold medallist seemed, "more interested in blondes than brunettes''.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nationa...g-1226482217221

[Tropicana]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

You too huh!

[Wahalla]

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I stayed in that hotel once.. no bevy of women chased me...

[SmoothOperator]

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I couldn't resist. As soon as I saw Bolt, blondes and van I thought of you.

Don't judge - maybe they were just having bible study or he was showing off his sprinting technique. Nothing wrong with baggy dropping an able and willing hot blonde though. I predict at the end of day he will settle down with a nice Jamaican girl.

[SmoothOperator]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wahalla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I stayed in that hotel once.. no bevy of women chased me... </div></div>

Same here. I would have been happy if even just one woman hopped into the car with me after my stay there.

[Wahalla]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

life is not fair!!!!

[YardieLuke]

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You forgot to flash the &quot;gold&quot; medal/bling. That would have got you plenty of attention.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wahalla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I stayed in that hotel once.. no bevy of women chased me... </div></div>

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wahalla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I stayed in that hotel once.. no bevy of women chased me... </div></div>

dat is cause they did not see you running with the swaying bamboo

[Tropicana]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

Bamboo has nothing to do with it....it's de dollahs dem a deal wid.

[Tropicana]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TreyJ</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> I couldn't resist. As soon as I saw Bolt, blondes and van I thought of you. </div></div>

Pushing my buttons I see.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Don't judge - maybe they were just having bible study or he was showing off his sprinting technique. </div></div>

Yeah. Right.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TreyJ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Nothing wrong with baggy dropping an able and willing hot blonde though.</div></div>

Yes it's just plain disloyal.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TreyJ</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> I predict at the end of day he will settle down with a nice Jamaican girl. </div></div>

What NICE Jamaican GIRL is going to want him after that.

Are you sure you are Jamaican...referring to grown women as &quot;girls:.

[kia027]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bamboo has nothing to do with it....it's de dollahs dem a deal wid. </div></div>
you never saw the video

[Tropicana]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

Yes I did.

[Tuff Gong]

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LOL this the funniest story i ever read in a while.
Not because of the story itself but the elements.
It seems it was written especially for Tropi.

A whole trailla load a blonds .....Bolt has sealed his fate!

[Tropicana]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

This thread was specifically started to yank my chain.

[Jazz]

Re: Bolt and a van load of blondes

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
LOL this the funniest story i ever read in a while.
Not because of the story itself but the elements.
It seems it was written especially for Tropi.

A whole trailla load a blonds .....Bolt has sealed his fate! </div></div>