speakin of sex...di tings u learn...so dem seh dat

[evanovitch]

Mormons no fi ha premarital sex BUT dem get around it by inserting penis in vagina but not mekking any movement of any sort...mi figet di term fi it...i kid u not...dem discussed it on Larry Wilmore townhall meeting in Utah...

u have to watch it...he is that prolific comedy writer who comes on Jon Stewart as the chief black correspondent....di one wid di deadpan delivery...he has this townhall meeting currently showing on tv....

him go Utah...it is hilarious even as dem discuss serious issues...dat was one bit of info dat was divulged....dat is how college students get around the no sex ban on the BY campus....i kid u not

[evanovitch]

Re: speakin of sex...di tings u learn...so dem seh dat

http://www.sho.com/sho/movies/titles/3361381/larry-wilmores-race-religion-and-sex#/index

Larry Wilmore's Race, Religion & Sex
Larry Wilmore takes his distinctive perspective to Utah to talk to Americans about today's pertinent issues in this hilarious new "town hall" style comedy special. Wilmore serves as host and moderator and will conduct man-on-the-street interviews to discuss what really concerns citizens. Instead of pushing forth either a right or left agenda, Wilmore prescribes to a "passionate centrist" point of view, allowing him to instigate a provocative dialogue as he dissects why race, religion and sex are vital in choosing the next leader of America.

[evanovitch]

FLOATING

http://www.africanamerica.org/displayForumTopic/content/289240632455025294

Larry Wilmore (known most as The Daily Show's "Senior Black Correspondent&quot




***Maybe this was discussed by y'all before I got here buy anyhoo.....*****



I was watching Showtime cable TV last night and happened to watch a one hour comedy special called "Larry Wilmore's 'Race, Religion & Sex', hosted by Black comedian Larry Wilmore, a one-hour comedy special shot in Salt Lake City, Utah in front of a live audience of Mormons starring Wilmore in which he explores issues dealing with race, religion and sex through comedy, satire and political commentary.



He had several guests on stage that also included a Black conservative Mormon church leader who supports Romney married to his African American wife whose also Mormon but is a Democrat who supports President Obama.



<span style="font-weight: bold">And another Mormon guest, when the subject of Mormons and sex came up, he said on the campus of Brigham Young University (BYU) where sexual tension is so thick you can but it with a knife, Mormons came up with a method to &quot;get around sex&quot; called &quot;floating&quot;.</span>



Subject: Strange mormon rituals:



&quot;Floating&quot;




Warning: sexually explicit terms are included in the article.



Rather than investing their time in the illicit enterprise us normal people call sex, mormons have different ways of stimulating their genitals.




<span style="font-weight: bold">The first style they have adapted is called &quot;floating&quot;.</span>




<span style="font-style: italic">Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a mormon male will leave his penis in a mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time.</span>




This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesnt effect their chances of getting into heaven.


Another popular thing mormon partners do is have anal sex.




Rather than lose her virginity and be forced to burn in hell with all the black, indian and other non mormon people, the female mormon will let the mormon male put his penis in her poop hole. This act is seen as more socially acceptable even though its still technically sex and far less enjoyable for the female. By not engaging in sex by either having anal sex or floating, the mormon females and males of the world guarantee their place in heaven.


That means all the rest of you that have pre marital sex and don't choose to participate in the relegiously acceptable acts of floating or anal sex will be forced to burn in hell for eternity.

http://www.newschoolers.com/ns...ad/thread_id/471894/

Floating: penetration without movement.




Insert, stay perfectly still and DO NOT MOVE!...because if you lose your discipline and engage in back &amp; forth &quot;thrusting&quot; you'll completely eliminate your chances of getting into heaven!




BUT if you perform the popular accepted practice of anal sex, I'm guessing you can thrust all you want since the female vagina isn't directly being compromised via sexual thrusting and THAT sperm release won't get you pregnant.




And BYU will kick you out of school and the Mormon church because &quot;the rules were broken&quot; which is probably why a BYU basketball player Brandon Davies (AA.Org has already discussed this) was kicked off the No. 3 basketball team in the nation, because he admitted to having pre-marital sex with his girlfriend Danica Mendivil, in violation of Brigham Young University’s honor code.

[evanovitch]

Re: FLOATING

the network has ordered a second Race, Religion &amp; Sex special, but, this time, it'll be in front of a Florida crowd, taped on October 24 in Jacksonville, and will air on November 3, conveniently on the last weekend before the presidential election.