"Do you know why I pulled you over"

[CeaBee]

No offica!

him ask fi mi license and it was in mi handbag..in the trunk. I guess him fraid seh I had couple friends in there waiting for me to open the trunk and overpower him, so him just run it with my name and DOB.


then him come back with the official piece a paper .....how could i tell "smaddy" bout this after me just not too long show off on them seh me is a woman that obey the rules of the road and doan get traffic tickets

but officer whatshimname just give me a WARNING...and tell me someting bout "wah wah blah blah blah".


Smaddy shall never know bout this. In fact me soon tear up the warning and dash it weh

[Gen]

why yuh handbag inna di chunk

[RichD]

so what yuh was doing?

[kia027]

now y u handbag eena de trunk? and when u remove u warning use the shredder

[CeaBee]

oh I was on the way to the park. suh i put the handbag and purse and stuff in there.


and i may have been going 55 in a 40 zone. a suh officer tingdere seh.

[RichD]

yuh lucky yuh never get the ticket....yuh would be eating crow for weeks

[kia027]

Is tru im hear u stoosh guyanese accent and im did tink u were english therefore would never speed

[Peasie]

dis is why yuh nuffi play rap music

[H_O]

i got pulled over,,walks up to the window and asks if i know how fast i was going no officer,,why dont you tell me?
f*&^%r --i got a good mind to write you a ticket...go ahead,,but seeing as you pulled me over,,and YOU suppose to know how fast i was going,,,why dont you make it for going 100 over...jackazz...

[Peasie]

How did you make bail?

[CeaBee]

dis is why yuh nuffi play rap music

how else would i practice my twerking tho?

[RichD]

how else would i practice my twerking tho?

post a video

[Nunya]

what is 'twerking'?

[Peasie]

what is 'twerking'?

I knew you would ask
I don't know misself.

[Emperah]

oh I was on the way to the park. suh i put the handbag and purse and stuff in there.


and i may have been going 55 in a 40 zone. a suh officer tingdere seh.

Veddy Interesting, a mussee did dde twerkin get yuh off yes