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How many different Jamaican accents, dialects and styles of speaking can you do (e.g. standard patois, standard Jamaican English, speaky-spokey, Rasta, etc.)? List them.
I ungle know one jamaican patwa
Can you dance ska with all the fancy moves, dropping down, doing splits etc.?
No
Can you do the one foot skank?
everybody can do dat
How strong are your dancehall style dance moves?
dont have any
Do you still own and spin records on a turntable?
Yes
Do you move your hips as well as Barry G or LKJ in those videos I posted recently?
No..hips wud break
Do you still wear a hat whenever you go out? What kind? Share a photo of the hat.
Yes,simple baseball hat
Are you gallis?
until I die
How often do you read the Gleaner? Do you still say Gleanah?
daily on line
What's your favourite Jamaican dish?
Fish an Bammy
Can you cook? If so what is your speciality?
Yes,Jerk Pork,,,but kids always ask me to make curry chicken dem mother dont like dat..Lol
What is your favourite non-alcoholic Jamaican beverage (hot or cold)?
cocoa tea
What is your favourite alcoholic Jamaican beverage?
Sangster Banana Rum creme mix wid Appleton Rum
Can you cut a coconut with a cutlass?
Yes
Do you ever drink roots drinks?
Yes,I like maubey
Did your granny take you to church and Sunday School? Do you still go to church?
Yes,No
Do you play dominoes? How well do you play Do you stay out all night and play dominoes?
My grandfather invented this game I am the best player alive since my grand father is dead....and yes all night
Do you ever go to sessions like those really wild ones we see on Youtube? (I just can't BELIEVE them). When was the last time you went to one and where? Would you feel at home at this one? (Starts with one of my favourite riddims.)
Dont go to sessions..Last one I went to di idiot bwoys dem a shat fire into cealing
I ungle know one jamaican patwa
Can you dance ska with all the fancy moves, dropping down, doing splits etc.?
No
Can you do the one foot skank?
everybody can do dat
How strong are your dancehall style dance moves?
dont have any
Do you still own and spin records on a turntable?
Yes
Do you move your hips as well as Barry G or LKJ in those videos I posted recently?
No..hips wud break
Do you still wear a hat whenever you go out? What kind? Share a photo of the hat.
Yes,simple baseball hat
Are you gallis?
until I die
How often do you read the Gleaner? Do you still say Gleanah?
daily on line
What's your favourite Jamaican dish?
Fish an Bammy
Can you cook? If so what is your speciality?
Yes,Jerk Pork,,,but kids always ask me to make curry chicken dem mother dont like dat..Lol
What is your favourite non-alcoholic Jamaican beverage (hot or cold)?
cocoa tea
What is your favourite alcoholic Jamaican beverage?
Sangster Banana Rum creme mix wid Appleton Rum
Can you cut a coconut with a cutlass?
Yes
Do you ever drink roots drinks?
Yes,I like maubey
Did your granny take you to church and Sunday School? Do you still go to church?
Yes,No
Do you play dominoes? How well do you play Do you stay out all night and play dominoes?
My grandfather invented this game I am the best player alive since my grand father is dead....and yes all night
Do you ever go to sessions like those really wild ones we see on Youtube? (I just can't BELIEVE them). When was the last time you went to one and where? Would you feel at home at this one? (Starts with one of my favourite riddims.)
Dont go to sessions..Last one I went to di idiot bwoys dem a shat fire into cealing
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