Saturday

[Tropicana]

Boy are u eva funny.
And yes it my original riddim and not my only one.
2 mi neh kno yuh could sing, and jus caz yuh sing in church doesn't mean yuh cyan sing eedah

Yes I can sing.

3, mi surprise mi have any points leff aftah all de deductions weh bib going on fi how long now.
Mi mussee reach minus by now.

No you got bonus points for your fine eyes, sexy radio voice, high intelligence, skills as a masseuse and Black consciousness. You got a major deduction the other night though with that comment.

jus tekkin a shawt break ya now b4 mi get back pan de ting

You may earn bonus points if your hip whining and cooking skills are up to snuff and you can get points back if you re-think your stance on flowers, Christmas, Easter, and Valentine's Day....and of course the need for almost immediate baggy dropping.

BTW, have you ever seen the OK Cupid site? Most of the men in Toronto answer after the question how soon do you expect baggy fe drop wid "After 1 or 2 dates".



Only 2 said after the wedding and they disappeared off the site really fast.

[CeaBee]

Good afternoon ceabee I hope you had a good run. I am about to read a lovely book on my kindle after I finish tidying up some more

hey kia

I've kinda given up on tidying up today

hope u feeling better

[Tropicana]

Time for tea. Who is joining me?

[Emperah]

a who yuh a invite wid dat type a food deh?

[Gen]

nuh muss yuh a dead

mi jus waina seh ie same ting. wuss like how white squall a bite we inna the eveling yah.

a who yuh a invite wid dat type a food deh?

[Emperah]

tappie Gen

[Tropicana]

It's wonderful. They still serve it in Bermuda and at a few hotels in Jamaica.

[kia027]

dwl @ the two a unno - next we gwine see blackgiant a bun fiyah pon henglish tee

a who yuh a invite wid dat type a food deh?

nuh muss yuh a dead

mi jus waina seh ie same ting. wuss like how white squall a bite we inna the eveling yah.

[Emperah]

It's wonderful. They still serve it in Bermuda and at a few hotels in Jamaica.

Suh wah, wi look like touriss bout ya

[Tropicana]

Why should the tourists get to have all the fun? You really need to broaden your horizons. You know dahjah, I could really broaden your horizons and loosen you up. A couples massage followed by afternoon tea would do you a world of good dahjah.

[Magician]

Ride!.....Morning/afternoon (((JaPeeps)))........how tings?.......how was your week?........couldnot wait fe de weekend?........anyway...........whatever you have plan for the day/weekend.........make it a great one..........give thanks.......stay safe!

Bless up Apples fi de breakfaas an big up boarland massive.

But wait.... plantain shawt??? An green banana finish? An a soso 3 johnycake you a cook?
You done know seh afta de wanga gut Peezey an Dahjah get to it is no nuttin lef fi mi!
Mi know seh dolla is 100 now and budget tight, but beg yuh nuh starve i.n.i.!

A joke mi a joke. (((Miss Pie)))

[Tropicana]

Okay I made this fresh for you Magix. In exchange, I hope you will answer my men's quiz.

http://www.jamaicans.com/forums/showthread.php?62322-Okay-men-just-how-Jamaican-are-you-A-Quiz-Just-for-Fun

[Emperah]

Why should the tourists get to have all the fun? You really need to broaden your horizons. You know dahjah, I could really broaden your horizons and loosen you up. A couples massage followed by afternoon tea would do you a world of good dahjah.

dem food deh wouldn't be fun fi mi at all, dem food deh would kill mi.

[Tropicana]

'ow you so ?

Notice im nevah sey nutten bout couples massage.

[Emperah]

'ow you so ?

Notice im nevah sey nutten bout couples massage.

mi allergic dem tings deh yuh nuh si de big ole nuts jus a pop out pan dem