Some useful stuff for some of us

[RichD]

Acronyms for seniors:


ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go. Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG! - Oh My ... Sorry - Gas!

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT? - Who Am I Talking To?

[Peasie]

Hole on dere. Mek mi write dese down pan piece a paypah ... WMRPD*

*Weh Mi Pen Rahtid Deh

[Suesumba]

o dear.

[j-kid]

WTF - Where'is The Friction

ASMYG - Anybody Seen My Glasses

WMPA - Wet My Pants Again

[My Looh]

Pure bad mindedness in this thread!

Wait until yu reach deh and yu plain figget to leave di house wearin yu diaper.

Is who gwoin laff den?

[Emperah]

Hole on dere. Mek mi write dese down pan piece a paypah ... WMRPD*

*Weh Mi Pen Rahtid Deh

LIYAH a nuh dat yuh waan fi seh at all