Proof Kanada is evil

[Wahalla]

http://www.aish.com/j/mm/West_Bank_Story.html

[Wahalla]

FRIDAY
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is
enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and
none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However,
there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can
anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly
said, 'Wedding Cake.'

[Wahalla]

SATURDAY
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a
breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's
socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens
intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies.
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

[RichD]

Wednesday night was pub night?

[Emperah]

Wednesday night was pub night?

it look suh

[Nunya]

lol!

[Wahalla]

Wednesday night was pub night?

I was out last night.. eating rare steak, drinking ale and whiskey..

but I never told a joke... we discussed, compartive secondary education system, Jamaica, UK private vs public, WWI war poets, Far From the Maddening Crowd by Thomas Hardy,the evolution of class with in British society... I advocated that the Marxist model of societal class no longer holds.. there is no working class anymore as Artisans are now middle class, call center analysts.. that the true working class are all immigrants ie the office cleaners, unskilled farm labour.. Xenophobia in a Scandinavia.... But we told not jokes!!!!!

[RichD]

I was out last night.. eating rare steak, drinking ale and whiskey..

but I never told a joke... we discussed, compartive secondary education system, Jamaica, UK private vs public, WWI war poets, Far From the Maddening Crowd by Thomas Hardy,the evolution of class with in British society... I advocated that the Marxist model of societal class no longer holds.. there is no working class anymore as Artisans are now middle class, call center analysts.. that the true working class are all immigrants ie the office cleaners, unskilled farm labour.. Xenophobia in a Scandinavia.... But we told not jokes!!!!!

i have to admit i have not once discussed Far from the Madding Crowd over steak and whiskey