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Would-be Florida burglar gets more than he bargained for when residents fight back, use stun gun on him

Michael Maxwell, 19, appears battered and bruised in his mug shot after, police say, he and three others tried to storm and rob a Palm Bay home.

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Not in my house!

That was the message some Florida residents had for Michael Maxwell, 19, who got more than he bargained for when he and three accomplices allegedly tried a home invasion in Palm Bay. When the group tried to enter the home around 1 a.m. last Wednesday, the residents fought back, kicking, beating and even using a stun gun on Maxwell, Florida Today reported.

The alleged burglar, who moonlights as a tattoo artist, was hospitalized for his injuries before police took him to jail and charged him with home invasion robbery with a firearm or deadly weapon and four counts of battery. But judging by Maxwell’s mug shot, it was he who was battered.

The alleged failed crook appears dazed in his jailhouse photo, one eye squinting and puffy. He lip is swollen, and he has a cut on his nose. His T-shirt is ripped and stained with blood.

Police say the crew arrived in a gold 2004 Chevrolet Malibu and stormed the home unsuccessfully. A 17-year-old alleged accomplice was arrested with Maxwell, too.

Police have not said whether the would-be burglars knew the home’s occupants.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/residents-fight-back-would-be-home-invader-article-1.1348535

[Gen]

did you see the pics. him lips look donald duck, like him get collagen in him lips

i was deading when mi see the pics. them seh all him shirt tear offa him

a good fi him. him nuh puddung nuh house but gone bruk inna it. him lucky dem never beat him to a pulp.

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I am trying so hard not to laugh.


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but I can't help it!

[Pepper]

Laugh away PZ. A good fi him. Him should thank him lucky stars dat dem nevah go at him wid a gun or cutlass. Ole tief.

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did you see the pics. him lips look donald duck, like him get collagen in him lips

i was deading when mi see the pics. them seh all him shirt tear offa him

a good fi him. him nuh puddung nuh house but gone bruk inna it. him lucky dem never beat him to a pulp.

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wass aggoo titled itt good fe imm butt mii tryinn natt fe bee too cold

sum addar pitchas dat mii look even wurst

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I am trying so hard not to laugh.


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but I can't help it!

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mii tryinn natt fe laff

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Laugh away PZ. A good fi him. Him should thank him lucky stars dat dem nevah go at him wid a gun or cutlass. Ole tief.

yuh neva read bout da tree robbers inn texas woo beat upp da home owner ann lock imm upp inn imm gun closet