DWL - Snarky comments on the new royal birth

[Peasie]

Gathered around the web tonight:

"Only three steps removed from being a ceremonial figurehead of an obsolete monarchy? Well, that is breaking news!"

"They already live off the government & now they're having more kids?"

"Here is a textual representation of the number of ****s I give about this: "

"Didn't George Washington cross the Delaware so that we wouldn't have to pay attention to these people?"

"Is he going to get a cool celeb baby name like North West?"

"Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Hampster Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Windsor, the 1st."

[Gen]

a weh yuh get dem ? pan the jez site

[Peasie]

No from Wonkette.
Warning: if you don't get sarcasm, this is not for you

[Emperah]

dem intaview a guy pan bbc who seh dis whole ting is a sham and how dem full of secrecy, ppl a lose dem job and de gov a gi dem 100 million pounds fi build dem apartment etc.
Den dem have a nex man side a him weh seh "u r an absolute kill joy i am british and i love all this"

[Peasie]

Welfare queen has a different connotation over there

[CeaBee]

u doan have no sense

[j-kid]

"Great to hear the Duchess of Cambridge has gone into labour. Is she an affiliated member?"

"The Royal Doctor has arrived to deliver the baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix."

[Peasie]

good ones

[Gen]

"Great to hear the Duchess of Cambridge has gone into labour. Is she an affiliated member?"

"The Royal Doctor has arrived to deliver the baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix."