Where do I find him?

[Boricua_papi]

Re: Where do I find him?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly_n_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R00TS</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Serenity82</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am so incredibly lonely although I am getting out more, I still find it hard to get with a guy. What am I doing wrong? I no longer am enjoying being single! </div></div>

in a word....church </div></div>

pimps go to church too </div></div>

An sum tan deh behine di pulpit.

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Where do I find him?

Whooooaaaaiiieeee

[halfwaytree]

Re: Where do I find him?

Serenity, I agree with places like the supermarket or laundry mat too.

I would also add...

You need to find a passion and then get into a crowd of people who share that interest. If you meet a man then you already have something in common with him and have endless possibilities for conversation.

Go to night school, and take a course that would attract lots of men, such as cabinet making, basic photography or karate...whatever. You will learn some new skills and who knows, maybe even be invited out after class for a coffee by a suitable potential mate. Just remember to have fun at whatever you choose to join in.

[neutral]

Re: Where do I find him?

Serenity,I know where you can find an ideal partner,I can hook you up,..I know a guy who has recently been made single,his woman left him for someone else and he`s on the market for a new partner......be back soon with his details if you`re interested.

[neutral]

Re: Where do I find him?

Here`s the fellow,...hope you like him,..its ok,no need to thank me.




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[MarieK]

Re: Where do I find him?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Serenity82</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am so incredibly lonely although I am getting out more, I still find it hard to get with a guy. What am I doing wrong? I no longer am enjoying being single! </div></div>

kisssmineck a when dem let yuh out.

[MarieK]

Re: Where do I find him?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Newt</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Here`s the fellow,...hope you like him,..its ok,no need to thank me.




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Now what did Mr. Frazah eva duh tuh yuh eehhhh.

[MarieK]

Re: Where do I find him?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Serenity do not NOT NOT go on plenty of fish. As the person above said most of the men are ditch pigs looking for &quot;desparate&quot; women they can get into bed. </div></div>

aye sah. Lawd mi belly

[Wahalla]

Re: Where do I find him?

Wow I never saw this…

Bourica are you not available?????? Thought you were looking a good Jamaican ooman who can cook cow foot and butta bean! Or was that bull penis soup and bindspear???… You tried the Bajan and that failed, move onto the Jahfakian mi primo Puerto Ricano!!!!!

I know this young desperate, virgin who tells us she is highly educated is looking a man… Don’t she just live down the road from you ? Is her lack of post doctoral education to be held as an impediment to sexual ecstasy ?????

Share the hagony for god sake man!! Shame on you… Did your mother not raise you to see charity as part of your hispanic heritage ???? Spring on board your war stead and sweep the nymph like virgin off to the wild sunset! (Though if memory serves me right she once said she could not reduceher cacked batty was unattractive.. Though suspect it is hopefully she is more Niaomi than mampy!)

You can provide the anaconda to pierce the still intact hymenial membrane… I know she is not a gypsy, but hell Northern Yankee are human too, they need the blessing of a blood engorged phallus powered by the kereb cycle not plastic fake powered nickel-carbon batteries!.. YOU CAN PROVIDE, YOU MUST PROVIDE YOU SHALL PROVIDE…

And from the fact that she is 26 years old and has never had sex with another human being makes me draw the following conclusion.. she is a after all as she tells us a SBM…. (Not a instillation to load crude oil from subsea , a strong black woman)

1) She has some serious neurosis.. Sorry mi cyan si how dis possible for a physically normal person..
2) Is unable to surrender emotional control as is necessary in a physical emotional relationship… Well Sheakspeare described love as a surrender somewhere.. (Or was that an orgasim he described as surrender.. )
3) Has an inflated self image as to her relative worth relative to us mere men
4) Is possible confused as to her sexuality (Ok that’s a stretch!)
5) Has a checklist of the perceived properties that is required for a potential partner… This check list is unrealistic
6) Is socially inept. Cyan get ah man…And following her self appraisal that she is attractive then this must be the obvious conclusion..
7) Has probably confused aggressiveness for assertiveness..
8) Believe abrasiveness is a female characteristic that sexually active


Given the above list I must take back my initial assessment of providing the second back for the two backed beast. I am after all an admirer of your sagacity. One would not seek to stymie your rapier like wit with a female partner who’s most attractive characteristic is less than apparent… Still a mercy grind will set you up as a Saint… A martyr comparable to our Lady of Guadalupe! Go on BP gain a place in paradise!

[Bizzy]

Re: Where do I find him?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Serenity82</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am so incredibly lonely although I am getting out more, I still find it hard to get with a guy. What am I doing wrong? I no longer am enjoying being single! </div></div>Come a florida mek mi gi yuh 3 trangback man

[missus_vegas]

Re: Where do I find him?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Serenity82</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am so incredibly lonely although I am getting out more, I still find it hard to get with a guy. What am I doing wrong? I no longer am enjoying being single! </div></div>

where do u live? are in one of those christians that act like God is dem husband?

just rememba that if God did intend to be ur husban/wife him wouldnt have created Eve for Adam

[Serenity82]

Re: Where do I find him?

Milo,

let's say I go to an event and see a nice looking guy. Perhaps he noticed me staring. I have his contact info-we are members of the same group. Should I contact him and ask him if he wants to go out(or find out if he finds me attractive first?-how would I do this?

[Serenity82]

Re: Where do I find him?

I am 28 Wahalla :P

[missus_vegas]

Re: Where do I find him?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Serenity82</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Milo,

let's say I go to an event and see a nice looking guy. Perhaps he noticed me staring. I have his contact info-we are members of the same group. Should I contact him and ask him if he wants to go out(or find out if he finds me attractive first?-how would I do this?

</div></div>

you just have to go with the flow...u contact him and have a normal [censored] chat...it will flow u dont have to out rite ask if he isn into u. u will know.

[Serenity82]

Re: Where do I find him?

In terms of your post Wahalla!


but I got a good laugh!