Di odda ooman

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Again, di spirit tekk ovah Alison bady and shi grab di bakkle from Sue and walk outta di bawtroom. Shi look left den rite and spot har husban. Shi sey di look on him fayce wooda stop duppy inna dem tracks to royal palm.

Shi walk ovah tuh him and said &quot;hi Paul. Everybady, this is Paul my cheating SOB wassit-wassit nat husban&quot; and <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #6600CC">shi stawt wear him hout widdi bakkle a champagne. Him nevah had di chance fi git up outta di sofa and shi climb up pan di chair and wear out him head widdi bakkle.

Everybady a mekk nize an Sue a halla &quot;lawd gad Alison, yaaguh kill him&quot; and shi a bawl hout &quot;yuh mean sey him nuh dead yet? Mi naah tap til mi kill him wassit-wassit nat, suh tap mi wen him dead</span>&quot;</span>

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lawd jeezas...mi neva laff soh hawd still...ah di same way meeda dweet

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">stature of limitation is not up on the assault

</div></div>And him and JLo might be planning strategy and by time him get better him sign the divorce and shi lose some of what she was entitled to thanks to the abuse. </div></div>

Mi nuh kno but yuh live an yuh learn, rite?

Ennyway, him have nuff explaining tuh do tuh JLo.

[Seveen]

Re: Di odda ooman

cyber sorry if i mashed up the story
i just hate to see my sisters get carried away with emotion (when there's no emotion on the other side)
and end up with nothing
she could end up paying a huge fine for the assault
and even lose her daughter for her violent actions
the house won't sell tomorrow - the mortgage is still due and &quot;they&quot; need to pay it or both of their credit records will be down the drain - how she gonna pay that and rent for her new place - dawta has to adjust to a new school - new housing - because HE acted out - please no

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

that means take care of yourself first not worry about some idiot that has already &quot;moved over&quot;

wishing your friend the best

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-style: italic">waaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeee </span>

Alison sey blood, champagne, peanut and cashew nut skyatta-skyatta everywhe. Wen dem pull har awwfa him, him pass hout dun and ambulance deppand di way.

Shi run outta di house widd Sue in toe, get inna har cyar and drive home. Shi tekk up di bags dem whe shi did pack and tekk awwf to har sista yaawd.

Wen shi reach dey, <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #6600CC">shi chanjj di password pan dem bank accounts, call har pastor and har lawyer and file fi divorce</span></span>.

Lawd mi gad, \o/ de husban still dey a hospital and nubaddy naaah talk bout why him face mash up and unrecognizable. </div></div>

DWRCL
go deh Alison mi gyal gtfo of dodge.

[Skelly]

Re: Di odda ooman

no man nuh worth dem kinda strength...as much as mi run mi mouth bout mi wudda do dis an dat....it just not worth it...i have come to learn that the best revenge is living well...live and let live...oftentimes karma has a way of sorting out ppl...

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Rite den and dere, shi vomit up lass nite dinna.

Shi sey every pore and orifice pan har bady opin up. Har false toot drap out, har batty loosen up and har bowel give way, har kidney dem fail and shi pee-pee pan harself and har hawt stawt tuh attakk har.

Wen shi look pan di paypa, a di sayme age as har dawta. Shi cood'n believe wat shi was looking at. Now nuh get dis wrang. Di paypa was not juss lying bout di place, it did well hide.

Shi tekkawf di address awfa di immunization paypa and jump inna har cyar. Shi use har GPS fi fine di address and drive rite ovah tuh di house. Shi sey shi was not sure what shi was gween do wen shi reach but shi had tuh follow har hawt. </div></div>
well a hope she did clean up ar de de up self

[rie]

Re: Di odda ooman

Love it Seveen- NOT MY PROBLEM

I don't know why the rest of my post no show, so try again. Allison shoulda run out back door wit Sue b4 hussy see dem. Bout lick him in de face IN FRONT OF PLENTY WITNESS-TOBOOT- Dat is nah bad girl, but dumb girl=Allison. Wen im open im one eye he may sign charges against Allison, and definately NOT divorce papers.



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">my dead mother gave me the best compliment - she said &quot;you never let none of those men bring you down&quot;

right now i'm single (not ready to abuse and use anyone yet ) - in my own home, with my own car, taking care of my child and me, not one day on welfare, not one day of borrowing money - now last ex-3 - renting a room in a boarding house - NOT MY PROBLEM

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Seveen mi si you point mi nah smile up fren up with no odda ooman...mi no normally advocate this but mi hope when shi done with him him only have the clothes pon him back. </div></div> </div></div>

[mountaingal]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">shi repeat wha shi sey an reveal even more info as shi try do di cawrt wheel inna di dining room <span style="font-weight: bold">whe Dina juss teach har fi do</span>.

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o gawsh, dis part a kill mi! u have a way wid di lickle illustrative flourishes.

[mountaingal]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Me find out lots of things me neva waan a know from a chatty 4 yr ole niece </div></div>

[mountaingal]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lawd cyber dis yah story need fi deh pon lifetime movie network

u outdoing di ded man sidea u pon di plane </div></div>

my favourite remains the trapped in the closet story. mi coulda read that one days later and still have mi sides hurt from laffing.

[mountaingal]

Re: Di odda ooman

mi sorry fi di voilence. it made me feel sorry for the man.

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lawd cyber dis yah story need fi deh pon lifetime movie network

u outdoing di ded man sidea u pon di plane </div></div>

my favourite remains the trapped in the closet story. mi coulda read that one days later and still have mi sides hurt from laffing.
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DWL! Dat a di J'can man whe did come up fi spen time widdi marrid ooman rite?

A wanda hiff mi can dig dat up, juss fi di laffs.

[rie]

Re: Di odda ooman

Seveen you are truely a writter. I wish I could put my words out there so elaquintley, and you spell much better than I.

I hope this Allison will get all the replys, and hopefully not a printed spreadsheet in jail She coulda been much smarter but if this did happen, she ago loose everything



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">cyber sorry if i mashed up the story
i just hate to see my sisters get carried away with emotion (when there's no emotion on the other side)
and end up with nothing
she could end up paying a huge fine for the assault
and even lose her daughter for her violent actions
the house won't sell tomorrow - the mortgage is still due and &quot;they&quot; need to pay it or both of their credit records will be down the drain - how she gonna pay that and rent for her new place - dawta has to adjust to a new school - new housing - because HE acted out - please no

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

that means take care of yourself first not worry about some idiot that has already &quot;moved over&quot;

wishing your friend the best


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[RichD]

Re: Di odda ooman

hope lil dina never si the beat down

[evanovitch]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Let no man pull u low enuff to hate him

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MLK