Di odda ooman

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Di odda ooman

Alison guh home an nuh tell har husban nutt'n. Everyting nawmal.

New Year's eve dem suppose tuh guh Watch Nite, but him sey him tyad afta di hole heap a shoveling awtfa di blizzard and nevah want tuh guh. Shi was suspicious but shi said shi wi guh alone. Di kids dem did gone a NJ guh spend time widd dem cousins fi di new year suh shi neva really bothered.

Shi leave har house and it was like a spirit didda drive di cyar shi sey for shi fine harself pawk up crass di road from JLo yaawd.

Shi siddung dey a talk tuh harself and a ask God fi guidance for di burden whe shi a cyarry heavy bad-bad, wen shi si him cyar drive up inna har yawd. Him come out and was greeted at di door by JLo and Dina.

Shi sit dung dere fi bout 10 more minutes and den shi tek out har fone and tekka s few pichtures and then shi juss drive awwf and guh home.

[Bandana]

Re: Di odda ooman

aye sah

[CyberPhobic]

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Shi sey a God mekk di kids did gawn for shi was up vomiting di whole nite.

Shi realize sey di marrijj ovah and shi deppan har own widd har kids and shi naaguh cry ovah spilled milk. Shi haffi mekk plans fi do what is right for her and har children. Shi sey shi nuh sleep di whole nite, and aldoe him didn't kno sey shi hear him, shi hear him wen him come home bout 5 inna di mawning and went straight dung into di basement. Him nuh badda come upstairs tuh bed dat nite.

Shi sleep di whole day Satdey an nat even badda sey kem tuh him wen him come upstairs a chat bout him drap asleep inna di basement new year's nite an nevah did waah wake har up suh him juss stay dung dere.

Shi cawl har sista a Jersey and tell har sey shi muss mekk room and shi will explain it when shi get dere Sundey nite.

[CyberPhobic]

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Sundey come and shi a put awwn har clothes fi guh a di book club, wen shi noytiss sey him a bade and put awwn colone tuh. Shi hawks him where him going, him sey him aguh spar widd him fren fi a likkle while but him wi come back home by 9 a clack pm.

Shi sey awrite for shi a guh out wid har gurlfrenz and shood be back di sayme time. Shi decide sey shi naynda guh a JLo yaawd by harself, suh shi hawks har friend Sue fi guh wid har.

Dem was discussing a book nayme "Emotions" to rawdawg. DWL.

[Bandana]

Re: Di odda ooman

wow, there is NO WAY mi could keep mi cool through alla dat


hurry come with the rest Cyber! Mi refresh button soon bruk!


(((Cyber Friend)))

[Seveen]

Re: Di odda ooman

i'm not moving out of my house with a child for anything - especially since he already has a place to lay

lock HIM out - the day after he pays rent (mortgage)

he's got another place he wants to lay anyway

by now i would be saving all my energy for me - not running to no book club

i'd be moving money from joint account to my account

buying groceries and paying things ahead

you new younguns got nuff patience

[CyberPhobic]

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Half way chroo di discussions which was going surprisingly well, cyar drive up and Dina run gaw di window yelling "daddy-daddy". Sayme time Alison sey shi haffi use di bathroom and slide eeena di wan nexx tuh di kitchen.

Shi stan up inna di bawtroom and hear har husban comeeen anda greet everybady and shi naily dee-deeup harself. Sue (har ride or die fren) did know likkle bit bout di situation suh wen shi seeeem shi duck and dive inna di kitchen suh him cood'n si har and grab di bakkle a Champagne fi fake top up har glass but sayme time Alison cawl har fi come eentuh di bawtroom. \o/

Sue a shake like fish outta wata for shi nuh kno whaffi do, sayka how dis was nat a pawt a di plan, but Alison sey shi neva fraid.

[kia027]

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activia yogurt

[FrenchTickla]

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mi seh, allison head a tek wata! whata attaclapse /0\

[Seveen]

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all this drama and HE don't care - woman's stuff this

[twiney]

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salt and vinegar chips

[twiney]

Re: Di odda ooman

Seveen mi si you point mi nah smile up fren up with no odda ooman...mi no normally advocate this but mi hope when shi done with him him only have the clothes pon him back.

[Bandana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i'm not moving out of my house with a child for anything - especially since he already has a place to lay

lock HIM out - the day after he pays rent (mortgage)

he's got another place he wants to lay anyway

by now i would be saving all my energy for me - not running to no book club

i'd be moving money from joint account to my account

buying groceries and paying things ahead

you new younguns got nuff patience </div></div>

&amp;

[Bandana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Seveen mi si you point mi nah smile up fren up with no odda ooman...mi no normally advocate this but mi hope when shi done with him him only have the clothes pon him back. </div></div>

a true... JLo got another thing coming!!

[CyberPhobic]

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Again, di spirit tekk ovah Alison bady and shi grab di bakkle from Sue and walk outta di bawtroom. Shi look left den rite and spot har husban. Shi sey di look on him fayce wooda stop duppy inna dem tracks to royal palm.

Shi walk ovah tuh him and said &quot;hi Paul. Everybady, this is Paul my cheating SOB wassit-wassit nat husban&quot; and shi stawt wear him hout widdi bakkle a champagne. Him nevah had di chance fi git up outta di sofa and shi climb up pan di chair and wear out him head widdi bakkle.

Everybady a mekk nize an Sue a halla &quot;lawd gad Alison, yaaguh kill him&quot; and shi a bawl hout &quot;yuh mean sey him nuh dead yet? Mi naah tap til mi kill him wassit-wassit nat, suh tap mi wen him dead&quot;