ILP is speechless

[ILP]

which is a first, cah mi always have sumting mi can say [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] ...but anyhow. Mi need some advisement cah mi nuh have nuh experience inna dis department. Fi real [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]

Here goes.... clear throat...

Mi have a girlfriend. Mi know har fa years. BEFORE oonu ask, is NOT di degeh-degeh one (Babygirl A muddah) weh mi stop speak to har fram one time. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] Is one neddah girlfriend. Wi use to run di street togeddah, mi was in har weddin, mi did deh when she give birth to har first child. Oonu ketch di drift? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] OK, mi will continue.

Anyhow, she move to Germany goin on 6 years now, cah she married to one Army man (fram di Gulla pawt of South Carolina...but daht nuh here nar deh). Anyhow, mi gwine to assume daht cah wi use to chat bout wi *ahem* [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] life before wi did settle down (mi wid di current mr. ilp ahn she wid har husband) daht dis is di reason daht mi friend come to me wid dis delimma weh have mi [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] all at di sed time.

Hear dis one now....



BRB, sarry [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: ILP is speechless

Cho ILP.....ow yu fi du dat man?


Come wid di ress no man......

[CeaBee]

Re: ILP is speechless

what happen- him too big? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what happen- him too big? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div>

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[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what happen- him too big? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div>

mi see oonu [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

...but nuh come inna mi respecful thread bout too big.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[evanovitch]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: homebound</div><div class="ubbcode-body">which is a first, cah mi always have sumting mi can say [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] ...but anyhow. Mi need some advisement cah mi nuh have nuh experience inna dis department. Fi real [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]

Here goes.... clear throat...

Mi have a girlfriend. Mi know har fa years. BEFORE oonu ask, is NOT di degeh-degeh one (Babygirl A muddah) weh mi stop speak to har fram one time. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] Is one neddah girlfriend. Wi use to run di street togeddah, mi was in har weddin, mi did deh when she give birth to har first child. Oonu ketch di drift? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] OK, mi will continue.

Anyhow, she move to Germany goin on 6 years now, cah she married to one Army man (fram di Gulla pawt of South Carolina...but daht nuh here nar deh). Anyhow, mi gwine to assume daht cah wi use to chat bout wi *ahem* [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] life before wi did settle down (mi wid di current mr. ilp ahn she wid har husband) daht dis is di reason daht mi friend come to me wid dis delimma weh have mi [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] all at di sed time.

Hear dis one now....



BRB, sarry [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img] </div></div>

u know awfta mi read smaddy comment dung so mi tink seh dis mean, bredda real big...as a gawd..an den it hit mi seh it mean be right bak [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

[Gen]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what happen- him too big? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div>

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[Gen]

Re: ILP is speechless

waieeeeee this chread off to a good start [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


suh whappen [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] she and har husband a swing or juss she one [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

Re: ILP is speechless

what happen??? him teely shrink???? and it a tickle ar now??

[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

OK di phone ring dis aftanoon. It ring di regula time weh wi call each oddah sunday afternoon. Mi have one cheap phone plan, suh wi run up di bill chattin peer foolishness sometimes [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] sarry, mi digressed [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

OK, mek mi set up di background scene fi oonu, cah dis is important to why mi did so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/helpsmilie.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img] tiddey when she call wid di perplexications.

Like mi seh, har husband is a Army man. Im is a officer (Major to be exact, so you know im did deh fi a long time). Dem married, move to Germany, im breed har immediately (wid pickney #1), dem im go to Kuwait. Im come home fi 6 months, den im lef fi Iraq fi one year, come back fi 10 months, breed mi friend again, den lef fi Iraq again ahn das were im been, up until 7 days ago. Now daht mi write daht down...mi juss realize das a whole heap ah sinting daht mi friend go tru wid daht man, enuh? ILP mekkin note fi tell har friend next Sunday.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-idea.gif[/img]

Oonu following [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

So back to di trialation....

Di phone ring. Wi chattin wid di usual smalls talks. Some of how mi chat to har wid di smalls talks, "How Crumbsnacha #1 doin? She still outta arda? You give har 2 good clap, yet? Lawd, she bad to rhatid. Sen har come give mi, nuh? How crumbsnachas #2 doin? Im walkin yet? Lawd, is daht im mi hear mekkin all daht noise? Lawd, im gwine bad, fi real...LOL, LOL." Some of how she chat to me wid di smalls talks, "ILP, how di current mr. ilp doin? Im still have you unda heavy mannas fram when you come back fram Ja?" &lt;----- nuh boddah come wid no comments, bout daht one neiddah, cah daht is one neddah tread. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

Oonu ketch di drifts, wid di smalls chattin, right? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

So mi ask again, how she doin. What she been up to. Mi all jokify har about how she muss haffi tek Crumbsnachas #1 and #2 to smaddy fi keep dem, so daht she could tek some "adult naps" wid har husband. You know fi ketch up ahn tings. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

So mi hear har, kinna clear har throat, den she get kinna quiet. Mi seh to miself, "But what is dis?" Den mi ask har, "Friend Fram Time (das what mi gwine call har, fram here on out), wah wrong? Is suh oonu ketching up?" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img]

Friend Fram Time, get more quiet ahn clear har throat again.

Mi haffi wonda again, what di devil ah gwan hereso. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

[CeaBee]

Re: ILP is speechless

she not getting none? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[kia027]

Re: ILP is speechless

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[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: homebound</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BRB, sarry [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img] </div></div>

u know awfta mi read smaddy comment dung so mi tink seh dis mean, bredda real big...as a gawd..an den it hit mi seh it mean be right bak [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
mi know fram long time daht you crack bad, enuh vanny.... weeeiiiiii, mi belly.

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[evanovitch]

Re: ILP is speechless

mi naw lie...but ignore dat an come wid di story..whappen, di husband fine out seh him swing di odda way [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what happen??? him teely shrink???? and it a tickle ar now?? </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] oonu gwine kill mi fi real in yah.