Come outta di klazzit

[Night Nurse]

Suh mi cousin fren get married bout 8 year now. Shi was one a dose whe juss showawwf. Naaahmean? Mi an mi cuz cawl har ONEUP, for nuhmatta wha yuh have or wha yuh do, shi "getti lang time an do dat areddy". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Anyway, shi pinch mi cuz an tell har sey, har man a tekk di blue pill for tings sawf inna di bedroom laytely. Dat wurk fi a likkle while but it fayva sey him bady a rejeckk it for apparently, it naah wurk nuh more.

Ennyway, shi feel fi guh visit har fawda grave a JA and decide fi guh widd a nedder fren from country. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

Shi spenn bout chree weeks dung dere an panni terd week, shi guh guh visit har ole primary school an run into waah yung man whe shi did use to be fren widd wen shi did dey a primary school.

Dem chat panni fone an chat panni fone til shi stawt get sad, sayka how time a run out an shi hout fi come back a farrin. Pan di sekkan tuh lass day now, dem decide fi guh climb Bull Head Mount'n togedda an ketch likkle breeze. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Come outta di klazzit

A dessuh dem fall in love, dem claim.

Mekka lang story shawt, him come a florida pan vacation an chroo har husban a chruk drivah, him did dey pan a run tuh Alybama.

She tekk di man guh a har yawd from di Thurs. when di husban leave annda plan fi him gawn by Sunday even-nin wen him plan fi guh back dung.

Well, hear dis, dem hupp stairs Sunday evelin a ketch di lass cupple howas of doin dem tings when di chruck pull eeen. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

Mi raah, mi hear sey, by time shi jump hupp an come tuh har sense, all shi cooda do was tuff up di man inna har bedroom klazzit. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Memba sey di man fi ketch di plane chree a clack ennuh, an him suppose to dey a JA a school tidey a teach. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Come outta di klazzit

All now, di husban nuh leave di house since him get dey Sundey and all now homie cyaah come houtta di klazzit. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

Mi cuz sey a lucky ting sey shi naaindaffi guh wurk tidey for a one yeye shi have panni klazzit doe a wanda iffa dead di man dead een dey. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

tap tell lie....dat deh man mussi all pee pee up inna di klasit [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

A dat mi sey tuh. How dat dey man inna di klazzit frah yessidey bout 11 a klack an nuh come hout yet.

Mi feel sey him gawwn yaah but sayka him nevah sey bye, shi tink him still eeen dere. DWL [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlakICE_Queen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A dat mi sey tuh. How dat dey man inna di klazzit frah yessidey bout 11 a klack an nuh come hout yet.

Mi feel sey him gawwn yaah but sayka him nevah sey bye, shi tink him still eeen dere. DWL [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>den wah mek shi noh juss goh look? is not like har husband agoh falla har fi goh look in deh ....him gone lang time man

[Night Nurse]

Re: Come outta di klazzit

Mi nuh kno. Shi mussi fraid tuh baxide.

Di husban wi chap har hupp if him fine hout, suh shi betta pray sey him gawwn to baxide. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaAynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">tap tell lie....dat deh man mussi all pee pee up inna di klasit [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>

waaaiie waaiiee waaiieee~~ if she lie, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

seriously, u never know wha a man we do and wont do enoh, tell u fren fe careful, mind she no get chop up~~ [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: Come outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlakICE_Queen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi nuh kno. Shi mussi fraid tuh baxide.

Di husban wi chap har hupp if him fine hout, suh shi betta pray sey him gawwn to baxide. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>
You have a bery fertile mind. I think yoiu will do very well and earn a good living at writing fiction. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img]

[remo]

Re: Come outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dr.Dudd</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlakICE_Queen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi nuh kno. Shi mussi fraid tuh baxide.

Di husban wi chap har hupp if him fine hout, suh shi betta pray sey him gawwn to baxide. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>
You have a bery fertile mind. I think yoiu will do very well and earn a good living at writing fiction. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] </div></div>

Doc yuh are too kind

[Magician]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlakICE_Queen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Mi feel sey him gawwn yaah but sayka him nevah sey bye, shi tink him still eeen dere. DWL [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

Di torey ago hab 13 pawts lakka R Kelly too? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: Come outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: remo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dr.Dudd</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlakICE_Queen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi nuh kno. Shi mussi fraid tuh baxide.

Di husban wi chap har hupp if him fine hout, suh shi betta pray sey him gawwn to baxide. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>
You have a bery fertile mind. I think yoiu will do very well and earn a good living at writing fiction. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] </div></div>

Doc yuh are too kind </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlakICE_Queen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Mi feel sey him gawwn yaah but sayka him nevah sey bye, shi tink him still eeen dere. DWL [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

Di torey ago hab 13 pawts lakka R Kelly too? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Hi har his deddin [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Yvonne N.]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Even if ah soh Doc...what a laff...[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Den if de tory a choo yu mean fe tell mi seh de ooman couldn inveegle (a word dat ???)de husband out de bedroom an give joe grine likkle time fe get tings togeddah.