Come outta di klazzit

[sistactry]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Shi guh back inna di bed an watch di klack.

me inside, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

ooman u good to faat, come man, come wid de ress, caa if BBQ fe kep, him can jine de crowd, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img]

(((BI))) [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] Mi bakk inna di mix-up, mix-up. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img]

Hooo dey bout? Mi had was tuh buckle dung panndi plantation sayka Missa Chawlie set sum wikkid deadline, suh mi cood'n get fi come finishh hupp di drama whe tekk a turn.

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HOOOOO DEY YAH MISEY?

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Awwrite, it fayva sey a bay lurkaz dey bout dem yah howas yah, suh mekk mi tekk mi time seeef mi can recawl sum a wha mi cuz tell mi.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] @ mi frenemy dem whe a lay wait annda bad mine mi.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] A wanda hiff mi fi wait panna fiesty summ bady fi come drap dem wudd furss befo mi stawt? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Dearest BLICE

Please to finish di tory as mi noh get a wink a sleep a fret bout yu a mean yu cuz di whole time [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaAynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dearest BLICE

Please to finish di tory as mi noh get a wink a sleep a fret bout yu a mean yu cuz di whole time [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>

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Awrite den, since yuh hawks nicely [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] an mi kno it did hawd fi yuh. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img]

[turtledude]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

ok. mi jus arive home...lag an...an nuhdawdle come hear...THANK GOD Blice! YOUR ALIVE!!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] I thought you might have gone teh rescue Cuz or sumpthin...whew! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Awwrite, suh a whe mi left hawf? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

Yes, mi memba now. Day naain lite yet, an di plan was tuh mekk di chruk alawm guh awwf suh shi cood mekk a move.

Well, mi dear chile, unnoo naaguh believe dis.

It fayva sey shi drap a sleep inna di wee howaz sayka how shi naain get nuh sleep inna di nite, and guess wha? Shi ovahsleep. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crybaby.gif[/img]

Wen shi look panni klack agenn, a hayte a klack inna di mawning, anndi hussban nuh eena di bed. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]

Shi jump up an buss hout a sweat, den shi hear di showa a run.

Baxide!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] Shi still gat time fi get him hout, suh shi jump hupp now, an rush tuh di klazzit.

Shi peep een an wha shi si? Di ole eediat still eeen dey. FAAAAS A SLEEEP!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Mi hear sey, shi tekk hupp har foot yuh si, an plant a big kikk inna him jawbone, (well, maybe not reely inna it but...yuh get mi driff) an wen di man jump outta him sleep all shi cooda sey tuh him was Yaffi come outta di klazzit! .

Shi tell mi cuz sey, di man queeze up inna di cawna an sey tuh har sey bu...buut, yuh sey him agguh chap mi hiff mi come out. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cold.gif[/img]

Shi sey shi cood'n believe dat di man didda hack suh cowad. Har hawt inna har mout by dat dey time suh shi sey tuh him sey IF YUH NUH COME HOUT A DAT CAWNA RITE NOW, I SWEAR MI AGGUH GET HIM GUN AN SHOOT YUH AN CAWL YUH TIEF AN RAPISS [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]

Di man nuh budge. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: turtledude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ok. mi jus arive home...lag an...an nuhdawdle come hear...THANK GOD Blice! YOUR ALIVE!!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] I thought you might have gone teh rescue Cuz or sumpthin...whew! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Yuh si yuh?

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Now as kardin tuh mi cuz, a dyuplex dem live inna an di bedroom dem huppstairs. Di two doe dem pan di house dungstairs, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] annda dat reez'n why, di man cood'n come hout. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

When mi hawks har why him cood'n use di fyah hexcape, shi cawl mi ole eediat. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

Suh since di man did dey dey di whole weekenn, him kno di layout a di house, and kno sey him goose cook if him come houta dat klazzit tuh granny. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Di man cood'n move an di showa stapp run. Dat mean sey, a straight tuh di klazzit homie agguh head an jeezas sayvia pilat me, shi haffi do watteva it tekk fi get dis man outta di klazzit for a di only chance shi a look pan befo dem a dead meat. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

But di man naah move, suh shi decide sey shi aguh fling sheet an pilla case an all sawta fawt pan tappa him an den shi wi tan hupp infronta di klazzit an han di cloze tuh har hussban.

Mi hear sey a dat dey time har hawt stawt fi attack har, but shi decide sey shi naaguh get chappup an since di ole fool inna di klazzit want har dead, shi aguuh live if a di lass ting shi do.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] Some ooman trang ennuh. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

Shi tell mi cuz sey, a dessuh shi decide sey, if shi come houtta dis alive, shi neva will cheat pan har husban agenn, and wurss, shi neva wahh fi si dat man inna di klazzit evah agen. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

But, shi cood'n tink pan dat now, for a survival mode shi inna an adrenaline a pump like bauxite dunga Vere. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

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[turtledude]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlakICE_Queen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: turtledude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ok. mi jus arive home...lag an...an nuhdawdle come hear...THANK GOD Blice! YOUR ALIVE!!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] I thought you might have gone teh rescue Cuz or sumpthin...whew! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Yuh si yuh? </div></div>

huh? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] .........


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carry on. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Shi decide fi tekk out di husban cloze, suh shi inna di klazzit, hear di cowwad "mi waah pee-pee yuh si". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Hear har tuh him, "yuh wretch yuh, pee-pee whe yuh dey" an tepp hout leff him eeen dey. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

By time di husban come houtta di batchroom, shi have cloze pread hout pan bed, ready feem. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

Shi sey, "a dis yuh muss wear tidey, for di BOR-B-Q". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70373-kiss.gif[/img] Hear di cruff hussban, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] "annuh dat mi waah wear. Mi waah wear mi kahki shawts.

Memba sey a Florida dem live suh it mussi did hat. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Suh mi hear sey a good ting sey di shawts dem did inna di guest room suh shi sey gwaan inna di guest room forrit den nuh. It agguh need ironing. A dessuh shi [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] and tank alla di angel dem uppa heaven for dat mean sey, himmaguh leave di room, guh inna di odda room an di cowwad can get fi come outta di klazzit.

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[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Ennyway, lang story shawt. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

Shi falla har husban guh inna di guest room an tell him sey as soon as him done iron, him haffi guh a di supermawkit guh pick hupp a few tings fi de BBQ befo it get busy.

Shi tell him sey shi wi mekk di brekfass putti dung til him come suh him sey ok.

Shi breathe a sigh of relief and decide sey shi aguh tann hupp talk tuh him til him leave.

Shi try fi fine sinting fi chat bout, for him is nat a talker. All hoffa sudden, him hawks har why shi didda bawl suh much laws night. She tekk di opportunity fi chat bout all kyna fawt bout how shi depress an how shi want har madda. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Mi sey a dat shi tell mi cuz. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Shi mussi didda smell death tuh baxide. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Everyting wurk hout as planned.

Di husban leff di house widdout enny prablem, suh shi dash inna di klazzit, an tell di cowwad sey di husban gawn suh him haffi hurry up an come out.

Shi tell mi cuz sey, di man morph pan har for a different man come outta di klazzit dan wat went eeen. Shi sey him look-tid ole an decrepit, beaten down and pitiful. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] Him look suh bad dat shi cood'n believe sey shi didda risk har life ovah him. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crybaby.gif[/img]

Shi hurry widdim dung di stairs an tell him fi use di lilly batchroom dung dere widdi kwikniss. Di man guh eena di batchroom fi wat seem like forevah, shi tell mi cuz. Shi knack panni doe an sey, a wha di badwud, badwud yuh a chry do to mi? A kill yuh want mi fi get kill?

Hear di man from behine di lack doe. MAYBE! Why nat? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]

A dessuh har hawt stawt attack har agenn. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img] Shi ketch har fraid now an stawt tink, ISH, dis is a setup. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img] Di man nuh bizniz now an want di two a dem fi get chappup. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cold.gif[/img] Shi stawt talk tuh him nice an beg him do, nuhfi do nutt'n strupid an fi come hout mekk dem jrive dung di road guh talk.

Di man decide sey him nat coming hout, for him nuh have nuh way fi get a airpowt, an di tikkit nuh good, an him hungry an huppset and yaddi-yaddi-yaddi. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

A dessuh mi cuz tell mi sey shi tell har sey, yuh si? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] A dats why unnnoo fi learn fi live clean, for God nuh love ugly. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Mi mumma, mi cuz ruff eesee. At a time like dat, shi nuh waah hear dat? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

Mi nuh kno a how lang di man did inna di batchroom a carry awwn but all mi kno is dat shi tell mi cuz sey di time shi tann hupp outside a di doe, shi si har life flash infronta har bout a millian time and sayka how shi naain kno wha di man had planned, shi dee-dee up har panty. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

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[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

Shi tunn fool now an stawt memba alla di cheerch sang dem whe har granny use tuh sing. Shi stawwt hawks him hiff him believe in God and shi tell mi cuz sey it comeen like sey har granny come dung (shi dead nuff years now) an stawt sing dis sang from way back when and shi stawt bawl agenn an stawt sing,

Our lives, we are told, are but fleeting at best,
Like roses they fade and decay;
Then let us do good while the present is ours,
Be useful as long as we stay.


Do good unto others, do good while we can,
Our moments how quickly they fly;
Remember the proverb, remember it now,
We all can do good if we try.

We all can do good, and we all can bestow
Some gift for the sake of the Lord;
If only a cup of cold water we give,
Our souls will not lose their reward.

Him opin di door rite dessuh, suh shi stop sing.

Shi tell him fi get inna di cyar and shi wi drive him tuh di airport. Shi sey shi juss wahh fi leave di house befo di husban get back.

Shi drive to di bank, den drive him to Ft. Laud. airport, whe nuh far from whe shi live. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

Shi decide sey all if him nuh get panni plane, shi juss waah drap him awwf at di airport. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

A tink a $500 shi sey di tikkit cost har, but shi buy it, tell him bye and head back home.

All now shi cyaah stop bawl. Shi sey a di furss inna har life shi evah suh fraid. Shi say all now, shi cyaah get di taste of death outta har mout. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

Shi swear sey a har granny save har, and sayka dat, shi aguh fine some charity work or someting fi do, shi aguh guh backa cheerch and at lease fi now, shi aguh try fi si if shi can love har husbann agenn or juss leave if shi can't.

Shi tell mi cuz sey, shi nuh si how inna dis life, shi aguh able fi get pass dis ya experience yah, an shi nuh shame fi sey, shi sarry shi eva do it but nuh tink shi would evah get a sekkan chance if shi eva guh mekk di mistake of cheating pan har husban agenn.

The End! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]