Come outta di klazzit

[mountaingal]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

well, from she deedee up harself mi start feel a way fi har. but mi was killing miself wid laff up to that point.

it kinna turrble that she so fraid a di husband though. a really so dem marriage stay? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] dang.

you have a wonderful way with a story, Blice. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] mi can go home now, mi nain waan leave before the story done. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[annshan2]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlakICE_Queen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shi tunn fool now an stawt memba alla di cheerch sang dem whe har granny use tuh sing. Shi stawwt hawks him hiff him believe in God and shi tell mi cuz sey it comeen like sey har granny come dung (shi dead nuff years now) an stawt sing dis sang from way back when and shi stawt bawl agenn an stawt sing,

Our lives, we are told, are but fleeting at best,
Like roses they fade and decay;
Then let us do good while the present is ours,
Be useful as long as we stay.


Do good unto others, do good while we can,
Our moments how quickly they fly;
Remember the proverb, remember it now,
We all can do good if we try.

We all can do good, and we all can bestow
Some gift for the sake of the Lord;
If only a cup of cold water we give,
Our souls will not lose their reward.

Him opin di door rite dessuh, suh shi stop sing.

Shi tell him fi get inna di cyar and shi wi drive him tuh di airport. Shi sey shi juss wahh fi leave di house befo di husban get back.

Shi drive to di bank, den drive him to Ft. Laud. airport, whe nuh far from whe shi live. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

Shi decide sey all if him nuh get panni plane, shi juss waah drap him awwf at di airport. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

A tink a $500 shi sey di tikkit cost har, but shi buy it, tell him bye and head back home.

All now shi cyaah stop bawl. Shi sey a di furss inna har life shi evah suh fraid. Shi say all now, shi cyaah get di taste of death outta har mout. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

Shi swear sey a har granny save har, and sayka dat, shi aguh fine some charity work or someting fi do, shi aguh guh backa cheerch and at lease fi now, shi aguh try fi si if shi can love har husbann agenn or juss leave if shi can't.

Shi tell mi cuz sey, shi nuh si how inna dis life, shi aguh able fi get pass dis ya experience yah, an shi nuh shame fi sey, shi sarry shi eva do it but nuh tink shi would evah get a sekkan chance if shi eva guh mekk di mistake of cheating pan har husban agenn.

The End! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]


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one a de neigbor mussi see dis ya drama yah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

DWL, ((((((Mountaingal))))) [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] Tonks sistar!!

Mi did chry fi a write faws tuh ennuh for mi kno sey nuff peeple did stuck a wurk. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Yes missis, it fayva sey a dat dey type a marriage dem inna. Mi nuh kno, but mi would radda stay single, but a suh it guh fi some peeple still.

Nuh feel nuh way, mi didda DWL tuh wen mi hear it. Mi still feel sarry fi har still doe.

[montanna]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] BQ confession good fi di soul.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[turtledude]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] <span style='font-family: Comic Sans MS'>LOVE it!!! </span>
pardon please....

<span style='font-family: Book Antiqua'>EPILOGUE: </span> (flash forward ten years)
<span style='font-family: Book Antiqua'> ...and so it was proven, at that time in anals of the Jamaicans. com ARCHIVES, that in deed a captivating tale could actually be finished within 4 pages and 4 days time, thus inspiring those who came after, to put fingers to keyboards, and boldly venture forth with courage amongst the doubters.... and all became well in the hood. </span>
Footnote: <span style='font-family: Century Gothic'> SistaBlice inspirational mousepads can be purchased locally, at your nearest office supply store.</span>

[Nylah]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: turtledude</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] <span style='font-family: Comic Sans MS'>LOVE it!!! </span>
pardon please....

<span style='font-family: Book Antiqua'>EPILOGUE: </span> (flash forward ten years)
<span style='font-family: Book Antiqua'> ...and so it was proven, at that time in anals of the Jamaicans. com ARCHIVES, that in deed a captivating tale could actually be finished within 4 pages and 4 days time, thus inspiring those who came after, to put fingers to keyboards, and boldly venture forth with courage amongst the doubters.... and all became well in the hood. </span>
Footnote: <span style='font-family: Century Gothic'> SistaBlice inspirational mousepads can be purchased locally, at your nearest office supply store.</span> </div></div>

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[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

BLICE [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img] It was wurt di wait, don't? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[SamChabs]

Re: Coming outta di klazzit

I have never laffed so much. Thanks BLICE. And I am sure your um cuz learnt the lesson of her life.