Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

[Boopie2]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Jingle BELL Rock. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Russ Parr was just on the radio saying that some people are so dirty the roaches and rats had a eviction meeting to get rid of the tenants. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Sorry but my stomach is weak I could have seen me leave right away, lord knows if they start to crawl into your clothes or somewhere probably hitch hiking to a cleaner spot. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

Zeko any a yu 5 bredda single an ovah fawty but unda fifty???

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: natJazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] did she fixed it and go back or she just left? </div></div>

She said she fixed it - went back to the table and asked him why he did not say anything. He said that he was afraid she would think he is a pervert...

Leah thinks she is jinx when it comes to first dates - on a first date with another guy - he almost pulled out her tampon while she was laying by the pool (trying to look sexy).... </div></div>

NOOOOOOOO [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] how the HECK dat happen??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] </div></div>

Some tings better leff unsaid

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mrs. Blue...this is so freaky - cause Lyle's last name is Blue...creepy...

Anyway, the are making plans for V-Day - so there is no telling what will happen this time...but I am sure I will get a call (with details)

My old roommate (college days) burst into my room on nite - after he found out that the "hot chick" he has been eyeing for a week now and took out to dinner - was actually a guy...!!! This after all the kissing and ting... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] and dem ah get ready fi get dung to bizniz...He swore me to secrecy and I used it as a way to have him keep the apartment clean...I never know wan man couldah clean soh... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>

**Cova up mout ina libry** - you is a wicked man. Weh u come from? A fuss mi a si you!

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]I is dedding...!!! and oonnu talk bout mi. See Yah, mi have 5 wutlis bredah - noh start me wid dem...Talk about Dates From Hell - Ah dem have some stories..

Like - Bro 2, 4 and 5 met these girls at a gas station - soh choo dem soh hat - dem mek date fi latah dat nite (dem ah go ah Buhkum inna DC).

Bro 2 said dem goh fi go pick up di gal dem and di way di apartment dutty, dem skin start crawl. Fram di 2 dozen roach weh greet dem inna di door jam as miss hotty open di door to De roach dem ah play hide-an-seek inna di plastic fruit bowl pan di dutty dining room table...not to mention di mountain ah dutty clothes pan di sofa...

So while di gal dem a finish get ready, bro 5 decide him wi faint, but him not gwine drop a ground - floor too dutty - bro 4 ah go ketch him and dem ah go rush in to di "emergency room".

Well di plan went just as plan and dem en up ah Buhkum widout di gal dem - when dem up pan dance floor a trow dung legs [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] - who walk in.. di gal dem.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

LIES LIES LIES [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] HOW U LIE SUH - Bredren u need fi write a book! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I never knew there were so much funny people dung ya

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Russ Parr was just on the radio saying that some people are so dirty the roaches and rats had a eviction meeting to get rid of the tenants. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Sorry but my stomach is weak I could have seen me leave right away, lord knows if they start to crawl into your clothes or somewhere probably hitch hiking to a cleaner spot. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

Was on the #2 train one mawning and si one crawl outta smaddy bag....I was like, yooooo! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WorshiPRaiserPDB</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]I is dedding...!!! and oonnu talk bout mi. See Yah, mi have 5 wutlis bredah - noh start me wid dem...Talk about Dates From Hell - Ah dem have some stories..

Like - Bro 2, 4 and 5 met these girls at a gas station - soh choo dem soh hat - dem mek date fi latah dat nite (dem ah go ah Buhkum inna DC).

Bro 2 said dem goh fi go pick up di gal dem and di way di apartment dutty, dem skin start crawl. Fram di 2 dozen roach weh greet dem inna di door jam as miss hotty open di door to De roach dem ah play hide-an-seek inna di plastic fruit bowl pan di dutty dining room table...not to mention di mountain ah dutty clothes pan di sofa...

So while di gal dem a finish get ready, bro 5 decide him wi faint, but him not gwine drop a ground - floor too dutty - bro 4 ah go ketch him and dem ah go rush in to di "emergency room".

Well di plan went just as plan and dem en up ah Buhkum widout di gal dem - when dem up pan dance floor a trow dung legs [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] - who walk in.. di gal dem.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

LIES LIES LIES [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] HOW U LIE SUH - Bredren u need fi write a book! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I never knew there were so much funny people dung ya </div></div>


Zeko is a woman. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WorshiPRaiserPDB</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Russ Parr was just on the radio saying that some people are so dirty the roaches and rats had a eviction meeting to get rid of the tenants. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Sorry but my stomach is weak I could have seen me leave right away, lord knows if they start to crawl into your clothes or somewhere probably hitch hiking to a cleaner spot. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

Was on the #2 train one mawning and si one crawl outta smaddy bag....I was like, yooooo! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">


Zeko is a woman. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

Shucks - I always get caught [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] Ma bad Zeko

[Boopie2]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]