An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

[Wendy]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

No sah mi a dead to rahtid! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

A weh Churchie and Chickie get dem yah sinting fram ..waaiii mi belly [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Di whole Unu a gwaan good!

US: Lift the hood of the car for me John
JA: Hey my yute Fly di bonett rasta!

US: I am waiting for a taxi and it’s taking so long
JA: But wait, no Robot naah run tidey!

US: I Love you girl
JA: Mi check fi yuh enoh daughta

US: Oh the poor little boy is Handicap
JA: But cooh pan di lickle invalid

US: Get me a pop please
JA: Beg yuh carry wan Aerated wata fi mi deh

US: It’s time for a Perm
JA: Gal yuh head waan Cream, yuh noh si how it tough an tan bad!

[moni_q]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: why are you acting crazy-like?
JA: u drink mad puss piss?

US: how do I look in my daisy dukes?
JA: how da batty rida ya look pan me?

US: why are your clothes all dishevelled?
JA: wha mek u fayva heng pan nail so?

Us: may i have this dance?
JA: beg u a dance nuh?

US:why do u look so exhausted and haggard?
JA: how u look so mash-up?

US: he dove off the cliff
JA: him kinpuppalick offa de cliff

US: may i bother u for a $10?
JA: Let off $10 nuh?

US: will work for food
JA: Let off $10 nuh?

Us: may i have some of your food?
JA beg u likkel a de bikkle nuh?

[churchgirl]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: Yuck!! This is nasty.
Ja: Kiss mi neck back!! What a sinting tyase bad an incipid.

US: I wish you would close your mouth.
Ja: Yuh mout come een lacka when grip cyaa shet.

US: Monique, bring me a glass of water please.
Ja: Aye Neeks, cyar a tall glass a ice cole wata fi mi nuh.

[Guest]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Originally posted by churchgirl:
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US: I wish you would close your mouth.
Ja: Yuh mout come een lacka when grip cyaa shet.
[/qb]

BOAL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Queen]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Churchie, yuh craking me up [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] wooiiee "incipid" lang time mi noh hear dat term.

US: I need to wipe my eyes
JA: Lawd, mi have matta inna mi yeye

US: Bed bugs
JA: Chinks

US: Get outta my face
JA: Kirrout!

[churchgirl]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Sarry a Wendy stawt it. lol.

US: Girl, your acne is terrible.
Ja: Massi gad, pickney yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh.

US: Please make some room in the bus so this man can sit.
Ja: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.

[LINZI]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Lawd dis post funny! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[stdiane]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: (After a death) I am going to pay my respects to the family.
JA: Mi a go a nine yard. or Mi a go a dead yard. or Mi a go a wake.

US: Can a have a mocha, double latte, non-fat cappuchino.
JA: Mi wan a cup a cawfee with condense milk and black suga.

US: How are you children?
JA: A ow much pickeny yuh hab now?

US: I am so starved, I could eat a lot today?
JA: Man, mi soh ungry, mi coulda nyam a cow.

US: What a cute dog!
JA: Ow dis a dog look likka papy show so!

US: can a have a glass of ice cold water.
JA: Mi wan a glass of ice water.

US: How are things going with you?
JA: How tings?

US: Are these things spoilt?
JA: A ow dem yah sinting dem smell like rotten cho-cho eh?

[Jazz]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: I have a stomach ache
JA: Mi belly ah gripe mi

US: These mangoes look a bit over ripe
JA: Missis move fram in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh

US: She has a bit of an overbite
JA: Gyal yuh nuh know Buck teet Ida

US: He has very large full eyes
JA: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

[BoundBrook]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

This post is cracking me up... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

DWL @ all of uuno

[SandiF]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: My my aren't you looking all nice and rosy
JA: W'at a way yu a look like cud puss!

US: Mom, I'm hungry!
JA: Mamma mi feel peckish!

US: Geez, they trashed the place!
JA: W'at a hell, it look like a hell an' powdah 'ouse did a gwaan!

US: Aaaawwww, that ain't funny
JA: a wey di bakside! Yu mussi tink mi a romp eeh?!

[MarieK]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US : Go straight and make a left on third, then go three lights and make a right, take that 1/2 a mile and make a sharp left, then you will find it on your right

Jamaican : It deh up di road and crass from di guinep chree

US : Thanks for doing my hair [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] (dis go fi smaddy in ya)

Jamaican: gyal yu han gree wid mi head

[SandiF]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

MK, wey yu have nuh sound quite American, sound more like someone who don't know how to give directions

US: Go 1/2 mile south on West Main St, then go 2 miles heading north on East Main St; then go 5 miles on the East Beltway.

JA: go dung di road til yu si Missa Chin Patty Shop and tek di turn pon di cawna; go all di way so til you see di big Milo sign (yu caan miss dat) and den just go straight til you reach. Oh, if yu reach one dead-end just go back up wey yu dis a come from and look fi di big Milo sign ... yu caan miss dat! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Originally posted by MarieK:
[qb]US : Go straight and make a left on third, then go three lights and make a right, take that 1/2 a mile and make a sharp left, then you will find it on your right

Jamaican : It deh up di road and crass from di guinep chree

US : Thanks for doing my hair [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] (dis go fi smaddy in ya)

Jamaican: gyal yu han gree wid mi head[/qb]

[Leonie]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Mi no memba him name but mi mada seh one of the NY1 reporters face look like when boil bust.

USA: You look like the cat that eat the canary
JA: You face look like p..... a look through tear dra.... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jacko]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US:I need to get a copy my birth certificate
JA:mi need fi gu spanish town fi get mi birth papa/cerfitikit

US: they have ice pops
JA: we have kisco

US: I need a new t-shirt
JA: I need a ganzy

US: baskin robins
JA: creamy corner or krazy jim

US: the kids here play "dodge ball"
JA: de pickney dem play "dandy shandy"

US: sneakers or tennis shoes
JA: crep

US: there is all sorts of gum: trident, cinaburst, winterfresh
JA: here all gum name "wrigleys" [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]