hung like a black man

[remo]

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he`s in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in 100 bills. Then, there`s a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he`s dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they`re walking away, they remove their hoods; it`s the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But ... why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

[Guest]

Re: hung like a black man

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[Night Nurse]

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DWL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

On di adda han: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

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he meant he wanted his thingy to be like a black man...poor ediat ...woieeeeeeeeee

[Reggae plus]

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Can't see myself telling this 'joke' any time soon.

[BND1999]

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[img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] not even close to funny

[chubble]

Re: hung like a black man

is this funny?

Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.
What said the puzzled groom.
How could that be if you've been married ten times?
Well husband #1 was a sales rep he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn't get up the system;
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though
he knew he had the order
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver
Husband #5 was an engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement and design
a new state of the art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether
it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product,
he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist;
all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he ever did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...
God how i miss him!!!!!
But now that i've married you, I'm really excited!
Good said the new husband, but why?
Your'e a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed

[Boopie]

Re: hung like a black man

The Good ole rednecks will love his joke.But as for me I see nothing funny in this so-caled joke!Were you here in the 60"s when Lynchings took place?DISGUSTING HUMOR!

[LadyDayshah]

Re: hung like a black man

I don't get it,but I'm sure it is not funny anyway.

[Redj]

Re: hung like a black man

Yow Remo:

Well, we do live in "red neck" country.

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[Suesumba]

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i thought it was funny - notwithstanding the history of lynchings and so forth

[babydoll]

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this is funny, it falls in the same category as sick/twisted humor [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[remo]

Re: hung like a black man

its funny how some of us are up arms because I lynched one white guy in an attemped joke....How many black folks were lynched over the years?...
I make no appologies,I thought it was funny....
I am a firm believer in affirmative action.

[QK13]

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laff an run before mi get in chobble...

[evanovitch]

Re: hung like a black man

di joke funny no hell...'emancipate uself from mental slavery'....