hung like a black man

[KleenBaggy]

Re: hung like a black man

Originally posted by Q.K:

KleenB, personally I have never experienced the ugliness of racism. But I am not blind or ignorant to it.

Some people are also exempted...but then that is another topic, I suppose.

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[BND1999]

Re: hung like a black man

Qk... yes I saw that special with Robbin Williams.. I laughed so hard I was tearing... great comedian.. great actor...

I guess key here is to also be able to laugh at yourself... some things will always hit a nerve depending on ones lifes experience...

I find funny the perpetuated myth of the black man's penis... but then again I wouldnt know.. I haven't checked enough out to know.... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: hung like a black man

must admit,this topic has been a good exploration in what is considered funny,and what isnt.

I suppose a joke is what one considers funny,not everyone may find the same thing funny,one person may have a great belly laugh at a particular joke,whilst another may simply chuckle,or find it entirely unfunny.

while we are on the subject,si one yah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Leroy is a 20 year old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He
must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have no money foreclose.

2. Rectum - I had two cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.

3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they
gonna send me back to the big house.

5. Penis - I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Isreal - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man that looks fake.
He said no man, that watch Isreal.

7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta
give dat catacomb.

8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in the apartment undermine.

9. Acoustic - When I was liddle my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to
da pool hall.

10. Iraq - When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and axed her do you pan on stain for
dinner.

12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks and I seldom.

13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed mu buddy, who was honor first.

14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.

15. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I
couldn't find a tripoli.

16. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.

17. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.

[Nunya]

Re: hung like a black man

Originally posted by BND1999:
[qb] I guess key here is to also be able to laugh at yourself...

[/qb]

And herein lies the crux of the matter...

But because I cannot will not laugh at miself, I shall laugh at... QK!!!

***looking and pointing at QK*** Bwhaaahhhaaahhhaaaaahhhaaaaaa....

[Nunya]

Re: hung like a black man

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb] 3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody...
. [/qb]

BOAL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] A wanda a which h.. eeehmmm... a wanda a who a go squeal firs bout da one yah...

[neutral]

Re: hung like a black man

A blond woman, a black woman and a hispanic woman were traveling across
country by jet. Half way through the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom
and announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble
and a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself."

The blond immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her makeup.
The hispanic woman say, "What are you doing? We're going to crash! We're
not going to a party!"

The blond answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the beautiful
people first in a crash."

The hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of
jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to her
mother as a gift.

The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you
doing?"

The hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for the
rich people first."

The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties. The other
two women ask her what she is doing.

"I don't know where you two get your information, but when I see a plane
crash on the news, the most important thing is finding the black box!"

[neutral]

Re: hung like a black man

Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb]

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb] 3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody...
. [/qb]

BOAL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] A wanda a which h.. eeehmmm... a wanda a who a go squeal firs bout da one yah... [/qb]

probably a disgruntled crab [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

woieeee!!!

[BND1999]

Re: hung like a black man

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb]
"I don't know where you two get your information, but when I see a plane
crash on the news, the most important thing is finding the black box!" [/qb]

Now that is funny!!!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: hung like a black man

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb]

Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb]

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb] 3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody...
. [/qb]

BOAL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] A wanda a which h.. eeehmmm... a wanda a who a go squeal firs bout da one yah... [/qb]

probably a disgruntled crab [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

woieeee!!! [/qb]

BOAL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Crab??? ~dwl~ yuh'd be surprised how many 'faces' come to mind ~~dwl~~

[barosa]

Re: hung like a black man

To come think of it! it is ironical that not every blackman is hung like a "blackman" -- if you know what I mean. I've read of and been told of the few non-blacks that are hung like the mythical blackman. Some whites do come close from reports floating around.

One of the tribes in Africa, I've been told, are the champions, can't remember which. I also heard that there is place in the Mediterranean, I think it's an island where they are hung like blacks, but I suspect that they are mixed with black. So what? if there are a few competitors, God gave the blackman a GIFT. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[remo]

Re: hung like a black man

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God gave the blackman a GIFT.
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god is great is'nt he?

[Reggae plus]

Re: hung like a black man

Perhaps our friend in the original 'joke' would have fared better if he had wanted to be 'compared' to a horse...Black, Brown, Gold, or White. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: hung like a black man

yeah but the ensuing controversy wouldn't have been ~lol~

[mankind]

Re: hung like a black man

Let me get in on this.

What is the three most dangerous things in America

1. A white man in politics

2. A Blackman with brains.

3. And a Hispanic with a car

This is just a joke friends so don't get bent out of shape.

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[QK13]

Re: hung like a black man

Originally posted by BND1999:
[qb]I find funny the perpetuated myth of the black man's penis... but then again I wouldnt know.. I haven't checked enough out to know.... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

Nuh worries BND, mi been researchin fi lang time noh!! Mi gwine publish a paper pon dis yah subject fi get me PHD. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]