WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

**Boricua_papi** · 09-26-2003, 01:32 PM

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Jazz,

Paper or plastic?

**grandma2** · 09-26-2003, 04:29 PM

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(((Jazz))) baby mi neva see say a yu a star,yu go girl,yes de baggy ting a from yu likle huh DWL. ok questions

maybe dem ya ask already cause mi neva stop fi read mi did so hexcited DWL. if yu ansa already tell mi mi will go read it pon de w/end [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

1 would yu like more kids

2 every been married

3 how long have yu ever been in love for

4 are your parents alive

5 would you accept a job for money or for the love of the job

6 have you ever hated an for how long

7 without looking tell mi wat yu elbow look like,,,a joke mi dis a mess wid yu. tru mi nuh knoh wat fi ask yu. mi just like fi read how yu chat

love yu girl oh yu can send me ansas privately [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**Jazz** · 09-26-2003, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Portmore.:
Mawnin deh Jazzy.

Wah mek yu nuh tell Cappy weh yu really want tell 'im?

*DWL* - [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Yu waan mi tell him fi yu??

no dat arrite yuh likkle bit too helpful

Tomarrow when yu a eat, memba mi

***ROLLYEYE back affa Ms. P

Yu belly eva hat yu yet (wid cramps) soh till yu feel like kill smaddy? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

yes man couple times well

**Jazz** · 09-26-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by Boricua_papi:
[QB] Jazz,

Paper or plastic?

Plastic [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

**Jazz** · 09-26-2003, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by grandma2:
(((Jazz))) baby mi neva see say a yu a star,yu go girl,yes de baggy ting a from yu likle huh DWL. ok questions

*DWL* - yes dawling mi up yah unda de spatlight [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

maybe dem ya ask already cause mi neva stop fi read mi did so hexcited DWL. if yu ansa already tell mi mi will go read it pon de w/end [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

No prob mi wi ansa dem agen fe yuh

1 would yu like more kids

I'm open to the option if the guy I end up with wants kids - I wouldn;t mind another one

2 every been married

YEs

3 how long have yu ever been in love for

TOugh question... probly about 2 /12 - 3 years

4 are your parents alive

YEs thank God

5 would you accept a job for money or for the love of the job

I definitely have to love what I'm doing to do it 8 hours a day - but the money has to be right too - love of the job cyaan pay bills - yuh know how it go [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

6 have you ever hated an for how long

No - i cant say I have ever hated anyone

7 without looking tell mi wat yu elbow look like,,,a joke mi dis a mess wid yu. tru mi nuh knoh wat fi ask yu. mi just like fi read how yu chat

*BOAL* - it feel likkle dry tiddeh coulda do well wid some moisurizer [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

love yu girl oh yu can send me ansas privately [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[b]I love you too mi sweet sweet (((((G2)))))[/Q]

**IrieStar** · 09-27-2003, 10:41 PM

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Hi Jazz,
Congrats on your new title. What does it feel like to be a Wonderful World Beautiful Person?

Will you be going on a World Tour?

You said you had to fight boys in school (so did I) did you find out later that they really liked you and they just didn't know how to say it? Did u become friends with them afterwards?

If..um, excuse me when you and Wahalla get married, where will you have the wedding?

Can I sing a solo selection?

What one thing has your daughter done or said that has made you feel like the most proudest mommy alive?

Have you ever had to say "Would you like fries with that?"

**Nunya** · 09-28-2003, 08:12 PM

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Bloody hell!!!

Look like anybady can tun WWBP to baxide...

((((Jazz))))

My very important question:
During dat moment of intense paroxysmal excitement aka bustin a nut (ala Capi) do you usually (a) bite im; (b) bawl fi yuh madda; (c)stawt sing opera; (d)kiss yuh teet; (e) cuss badwod; (7)mek up yuh face an twis up yuh mout an grunt like hag...

What's your funniest sexual experience???

How old were you when you yuh finally trip an drop pan ie fi de firs time?

Yuh dawta eva ketch yuh yet???

Yuh eva get dress up fi gaa road an figet yuh baggy???

Yuh eva deh a one club an a bogle an yuh baggy jus bus offa yuh???

Mi tink yuh ooda look good wid a buzz cut eno... mi wi dweet fi yuh...

Ooman eva try chat yuh up yet??? Details...merci...

Would you get butt implants??? ~lol~

btw, is it true that your butt is concaved???

Dat likkle ol man dat was in de cyar whe yuh used to write bout roun a year a go, talk choot, yuh did check fi im nuh true???

What's one of the funniest pick up lines that was ever used on you???

**neutral** · 09-28-2003, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Nunya:

btw, is it true that your butt is concaved???

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ((jazz)))set de record straight man,a whole heap a rumah mi hear bout yu batbat,some dem a seh yu no hab none,a choo? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
fass hinglish smaddy waan fe hear bout de lack of a batty [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**Wahalla** · 09-29-2003, 08:58 AM

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What is your seacond favorite bodily function ?

What is your favorite bodily function ?

When lass did you pass a fart in public ?

If yes where ?

If why why not ?

What was the first lie you ever told ?

What is the biggest lie you ever told D ?

Do you fly kites ?

Have you ever throw up in public ?

Have you sowrn at your mother ?

have you ever had intimate relationship on a seacond date ? (you would never have it on a first ?)

Can I take you to a beach I know in Austalia (Bout 10 mile s south of Cervantes) strip yu neckid, rub virgin olive oil all over you, count every hair on your body, ply you with cold bailiys and at night fall watch the sun set, then let the waves lap seductively over your body while Bach plays softly in the back ground ?

**Jazz** · 09-29-2003, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by IrieStar:
Hi Jazz,
Congrats on your new title. What does it feel like to be a Wonderful World Beautiful Person?

It feel like mi ah walk roun nekkid wid no doors or windows on my house and all the neigh bours are peeping in [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Will you be going on a World Tour?

*BOAL* - I doubt it - unless Wahalla ah go carry mi [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

You said you had to fight boys in school (so did I) did you find out later that they really liked you and they just didn't know how to say it? Did u become friends with them afterwards?

Some of them... some of them left before we got to that stage

If..um, excuse me when you and Wahalla get married, where will you have the wedding?

I will leave that up to him - he has immaculate taste so i;m sure it will be somewhere exotic and utterly romantic [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Can I sing a solo selection?

But of course!!!!! we would be honoured!

What one thing has your daughter done or said that has made you feel like the most proudest mommy alive?

Just being born - but another moment that stands out is when I was correcting her in the store one day and a lady turned to me and tried to tell me that I was wrong for doing it - and shr turned to the lady and said... "don;t talk to my mommy like that! she said that becasue i was being bad!" *BOAL* and she was so mad at the woman... I was never prouder of her at her little age she already has character...

Have you ever had to say "Would you like fries with that?"

*BOAL* - thank HEavens no...

**Jazz** · 09-29-2003, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by Nunya:
Bloody hell!!!

Look like anybady can tun WWBP to baxide...

((((Jazz))))

Oh Heck man mi tink mi coulda do dis an gaan lang time for eyuh notice seh mi dung yah cho! :BEX:

My very important question:
During dat moment of intense paroxysmal excitement aka bustin a nut (ala Capi) do you usually (a) bite im; (b) bawl fi yuh madda; (c)stawt sing opera; (d)kiss yuh teet; (e) cuss badwod; (7)mek up yuh face an twis up yuh mout an grunt like hag...

*BOAL* - none ah de above!!!

What's your funniest sexual experience???

mi cyaan talk bout ei. yahso at all mi haffe plead de fif pan dat wan

How old were you when you yuh finally trip an drop pan ie fi de firs time?

*BOAL* - drap pan wah???

Yuh dawta eva ketch yuh yet???

Heck no - mi very careful bout dat...

Yuh eva get dress up fi gaa road an figet yuh baggy???

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] - if mi lef mi baggy it is very intentional

Yuh eva deh a one club an a bogle an yuh baggy jus bus offa yuh???

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] - yuh mussi drink mad puss supm dis marning - no - but wan time mi pance did buss

Mi tink yuh ooda look good wid a buzz cut eno... mi wi dweet fi yuh...

Been there done that - nah go back agen...

Ooman eva try chat yuh up yet??? Details...merci...

On several occasions [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] - the latest one was a consusltant from my last job... call mi one evening wen mi ah wul late an invite mi ova to har hotel room fe drinks - mi so flustad de bess excuse mi coulda come up wid is dat mi haffe clean mi house *DWL* - she was about 250 lbs wid short blonde hair an mi did fraid aha har BAD!!!!

Would you get butt implants??? ~lol~

YUh batty - fe wah my butt is very nice so gwey!

btw, is it true that your butt is concaved???

agen - YUH Batty! - mi butt is very round and nicely shaped... jus right fe mi size - as amatta ah fack yuhj know wah mi ah go poas wan pickca an clear up all dese misconceptions... :BEX:

Dat likkle ol man dat was in de cyar whe yuh used to write bout roun a year a go, talk choot, yuh did check fi im nuh true???

*DWL* - if yuh did si im yuh woulden seh so - an im nat even look like im ave money dat coulda mek up fe im odda shortcomings...

What's one of the funniest pick up lines that was ever used on you???

"yuh so sweet, mi woulda use yuh big toe fe sweeten mi tea ah marning time [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**Jazz** · 09-29-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by neutral:
[QB]

Originally posted by Nunya:

btw, is it true that your butt is concaved???

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ((jazz)))set de record straight man,a whole heap a rumah mi hear bout yu batbat,some dem a seh yu no hab none,a choo? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
fass hinglish smaddy waan fe hear bout de lack of a batty [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Neutral - is how much time mi fe tell yuh nuh fe falla bad company eeh??? - yuh should know betta dan dat - yuh waan mi sen yhu ah pic eeh?? is dat yuh want???

**Jazz** · 09-29-2003, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by Wahalla:
What is your seacond favorite bodily function ?

*BOAL* - mi nuh really tink mi have a 2nd favorite...

What is your favorite bodily function ?

Ditto on the fisrt question...

When lass did you pass a fart in public ?

*DWL* - mi cyaan memba - mi try nuh fe dat at all if possible...

If yes where ?

Cyaan memba eeda but more dan likely it was at work...

If why why not ?

why yu so intrested in mi farting proclivities eeh?? mi madda teach mi dat is badmannas to do dat in public so mi try fine a quiet corner if mi ahffe dweet.

What was the first lie you ever told ?

mi cyaan memab - it probly had something to do with teefing out food inna de kitchen

What is the biggest lie you ever told D ?

[/b] tell wan man weh ah try check mi seh mi ah lesbian [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/b]

Do you fly kites ?

I used to - havent had much of a chance lately

Have you ever throw up in public ?

no

Have you sowrn at your mother ?

HECK NO!

have you ever had intimate relationship on a seacond date ? (you would never have it on a first ?)

Nah - it takes alittle more than that for me...

Can I take you to a beach I know in Austalia (Bout 10 mile s south of Cervantes) strip yu neckid, rub virgin olive oil all over you, count every hair on your body, ply you with cold bailiys and at night fall watch the sun set, then let the waves lap seductively over your body while Bach plays softly in the back ground ?

Wahalla why yuh do dese tings to mi eeh??? now i won;t be able to work for the rest of the day... *SIGH* - you could do all that and much more... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

**sistactry** · 09-29-2003, 12:22 PM

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Can I take you to a beach I know in Austalia (Bout 10 mile s south of Cervantes) strip yu neckid, rub virgin olive oil all over you, count every hair on your body, ply you with cold bailiys and at night fall watch the sun set, then let the waves lap seductively over your body while Bach plays softly in the back ground ?

iieeyaayaaa.., :love:

**sistactry** · 09-30-2003, 06:20 PM

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well Jazz.., we tanks u dahlin for participating and being terrorized by your web fambily.., we appreciate de chance to interrogate u, and to get faas inna ur business..,

we look forward to seeing you around and again, thank you.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

((((((((((((((((JAZZY))))))))))))))))))

peace and love me sister, till a next time., :love:

WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

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