WWBP - Ensome

[Ensomgirl]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

From Ms. Powell:

What is the most important thing in your life? Apart from yuh ex-sprint cell phone
LOL bout di fone.

My kids. They are the world to me. Who woulda thought that?

What would like for Christmas?
(mek yuh liss an mi wi email ie to Pressa)
Inna mi Miss Worl vice I'd like world peace. I'd like to eradicate starvation and homelessness. LOL

I'm not sure. I think I want a digital camera. But I don't know if I can be bothered with it. I'd like some more clothes, shoes, jewelry, underwear, a mini-vacation, cash, etc.

How is my little adopted God Son, him still love mi or him move on?
Him awrite. Yuh know im areddi. Outta site, outta mine. But wance yuh show up im wi bi in love wid yuh again. LOL

Wah mek yuh nuh like chicken?
DWL. Wen mi did a grow up inna Jamaica mi get chicken almoas every striking day. Fry chicken, curry chicken, brown stew chicken, roast chicken, bwile chicken, chicken every damn ting. Afta a while mi did get tiyad a it. Suh mi start eat ongle certain pawts. Til wan day mi jus stap altogedda. Now mi a start feel di same way bout beef.

What is your most priced possession?
I'd have to say my kids again. I've been through some stuff and realized that material possessions are not that important.

Wat is your favorite realty TV show?
Mi nuh watch dem. Fi mi reality is enuff fi entatain mi. Howeva fi a shawt while mi sista did ave mi a watch Road Rules.

Yuh like elephant man and if so would you kiss him for a million dollars?
Mi like im as an entataina. As fi di kiss meeda affi bi high an drunk same time fi dweet. Him nuh too pretty at all.

How yuh anty? Di wan weh luv fry fish Wish har ah meery chrismus an properous new year fi mi...
Shi awrite. Mi odda anti did ask bout yuh one day yuh nuh. Even mi chubby cousin. My family nuh figat nobaddi.

When did you know Pressa was your knight in shining armour?
LOL. Mi nat even did like im romantically at furs. Him was jus a cool guy fi hang out wid. An im fren dem did mad as shad. Suh mi fit rite een. Our relationship jus grew fram dat. Mi still nat even sure seh im a mi knight. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] A joke. I think it was a couple a munts afta we started hanging out.

[Ensomgirl]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

From Pepper:

What time yuh usually go to bed at night?
Arrrgghhh!! Not early enough. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I try to at least be in the bed by 10 pm.

Yuh evah shop on Flatbush Ave?
Den nuh mus. Mi cudda get nice, fresh produce dung deh fi cheap.

Yuh evah go Rye Playland?
[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Wat memries. Yes mi guh a di lickle pawk cupple times. Mi muss tek a trip up deh wid mi kids.

Yuh evah ride a roller coaster?
I love roller coasters. I love the scary rides. I'm just a big kid at heart. But since I'm getting more mature I find that now I think a little before I get on the rides. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Can you lend me $23?
Mek mi guh count out di penny dem an si ow much mi come up wid. Ef mi get dat much yuh can borrow it.

Do you think you could ever go back to JA to live?
I don't know. I left when I was 12. So I don't really know the place. That's why I'd like to go back for a couple of visits and really get to know Jamaica.

[DC]

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Congrats Ensomegirl. That is certainly a very cute pic of you!
No questions. I'm pretty sure all bases are(or will) be covered. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Just that I think you are a fine lady on the board. Enjoy your month of interrogation [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Ensomgirl]

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Originally posted by DC:
[qb] month of interrogation [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/qb]

Month?? It a guh lass wan whole month? faint weh

Thank you DC for your kind words. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[tonirand]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Hallo there Ensome,

How are you doing?


[img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Ensomgirl]

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Originally posted by (H)AnnA(H):
[qb] Hallo there Ensome,

How are you doing?


[img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/qb]

Hello (H)AnnA(H). I'm doing alright. Kind of tired so I'm going to bed now. Have a pleasant night.

[ROANWOODBURN]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

ms ensom wat a gwaan...
how di seat,weh yuh siddung pon?
mi no tink mi a go eva siddung inna dah seat mi mumma wat a set a people dem faasss...mi no hab no qwestian fi yuh missis dem cova all di areas aready...hab fun.
like Dc sey a mth a interogation


mi nah lie though anyhow mi did come in yah likkle earlier nobody couldn't tell mi sey a no yuh or mi woulda guess sey yuh put sam picha up deh.yuh look cute duh luv di sailor outfit.

[Nunya]

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**lawks, mek mi dra de cinda black, siddung an lap mi skirt tail**

Oh yeah: **belch**

So Miss lady, which pawt yuh did go pan yuh honeymoon?

Yuh did wear white when yuh get married?

Yuh knoa dat was wrang, right? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Pressa eva fight fi yuh yet? (details please)

If a ooman dis pressa right infronta yuh, how would YOU handle it?

Tell us about your worst hair experience.

Ever had a cooking disaster? (details please)

If things got so dire financially, that your car insurance lapsed, would you still drive?

If you won the lotto, would you tell us?

Yuh have fashion sense?

What's the oldest piece a clothing you have?

Do you wear thongs?

Does pressa?

Do you have any allergies?

Which do you prefer - baths or showers?

Yuh can carry a chune?

Yuh eva get eena fight yet? (details please)

Oh, yeah, I just wanted to take this moment to remind you dat yuh olda dan mi!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

What's your favourite scent?

A ooman eva hit on you yet?

If yuh nayin married, would you date any a de MAN dem awn yah? If yes, mi waa name...

Yuh cuss badwod?

Yuh can tell a joke?

Wha size shoes yuh wear?

Yuh can walk eena high heel?

If your kid came home one day and said the teacher hit him/her, what would you do?

What's yuh favrite song?

So how did Pressa tell yuh say im love yuh? Supm like, "Ah waa breed yuh eno!"? OR "Mi ooda deh wid yuh eno!" (while stroking his chin in the manner of Shaolin from dem ol karachi movie..)?

And how did you respond? Supm like, "Mi a go dash whe de few Pearl whe mi have lef. Anytime yuh ready, mi ready to!" OR "De way yuh stroke yuh chin while yuh a wrinch up yuh face jus turn mi awn esi...!"

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Originally posted by (H)AnnA(H):
[qb] Hallo there Ensome,

How are you doing?


[img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/qb]

Ensome, don't be fooled. She's is compiling the list.

[Guest]

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1. What's would you say is the best meal that Pepper ever made?

2. If someone gave you a daily bible reading plan, do you think you would read the bible more often?

3. Given the opportunity to change one thing about this bulletin board, what would it be?

4. Pressa receives an amazing job offer in Seattle, Washington. At the same time, you've receive an offer to teach math at a very reputable school 5 minutes away from home. Your salary is great and the benefits are superb. Who will be accepting their offer?

[Ensomgirl]

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From Jackie:

So Miss lady, which pawt yuh did go pan yuh honeymoon?
Obviously yuh nay read di whole tread. Yuh nuh hear mi seh mi guh a Disney Worl?

Yuh did wear white when yuh get married?
Yes, but is by accident. Serious ting.

Yuh knoa dat was wrang, right?
Yup. LOL

Pressa eva fight fi yuh yet? (details please)
No. Mi neva allow im fi duh dat. Wan time a bredda did a hole hole mi up an im get bex an waa start some ish. Mi jus tell im fi cool. Mi nay know im suh good yet but im look like im ave a terrible tempa. Mi was rite.

If a ooman dis pressa right infronta yuh, how would YOU handle it?
Mi prably wudden affi seh a word cawz im wudda cuss har bahine out good an proppa areddi. Him nuh wrap up. As much as mi bad tempered, wen it comes to di two a wi I'm usually di calm wan.

Tell us about your worst hair experience.
LOL. Wen mi did younga mi neva like di fack seh mi hair was brown. Actually it was lighta in some areas. Suh mi decide seh mi want black hair an guh buy wan bakkle a hair dye. Cacka!! Mi hair did look horrible inna black an it did feel like straw.

Ever had a cooking disaster? (details please)
Yes. Any time mi try mek escoveitched fish. Mi cannot mek dat ting fi save mi life. Mi always bun up di fish wen mi a try fi fry it criss criss.

If things got so dire financially, that your car insurance lapsed, would you still drive?
Only if I had no choice. I would try not to have my kids in the car and drive as little as possible.

If you won the lotto, would you tell us?
Mi jus fool enuff fi tell unoo yes.

Yuh have fashion sense?
Lickle bit. Mi know enuff nuffi wear white sacks an black shoes. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I wish I were more fashion concious. Kinda like those people that can put a broach, a scarf or something like that on an outfit an bring it off. For me, the scarf would be constantly falling off and the broach would puncture my left breast. o/

What's the oldest piece a clothing you have?
Doan lawf. I still have my uniform that I wore in first form to St. Andrew High School. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Mi a try lose weight fi wear ie go a wan reunion.

Do you wear thongs?
I do own one. It was only recently that I discovered that the string goes in the back. Who knew? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Does pressa?
We share the one that I own. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] He was the one that pointed out that the string goes in the back.

He doesn't. But now that you've planted the idea in my head I may buy him a couple.

Do you have any allergies?
Yes. Poverty. Homelessness. Work. Bills. LOL Seriously though, I don't think so.

Which do you prefer - baths or showers?
Showers. Although occasionally I treat myself to a bath. Usually when I'm trying to drown myself.

Yuh can carry a chune?
Guh weh? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Ef yaw ax mi ef mi can sing di ansa is ongle in di shower. Di acoustics are wonderful.

Yuh eva get eena fight yet? (details please)
Never. I have never had a fight in my life. I was always too busy being the idiot.

Oh, yeah, I just wanted to take this moment to remind you dat yuh olda dan mi!!!
Yuh batty. Ongle by cupple munts.

What's your favourite scent?
Never really thought of that. Does my own farts count?

A ooman eva hit on you yet?
No sah. Mi wudden even know ow fi reack. Meeda too embarassed.

If yuh nayin married, would you date any a de MAN dem awn yah? If yes, mi waa name...
Mi nuh tink suh. Dem ooden waa mi anyways.

Yuh cuss badwod?
Mi wish mi cudda tap.

Yuh can tell a joke?
Every now an den.

Wha size shoes yuh wear?
BC: 8.5 AC: 9
Code: BC-before children, AC-after children

Yuh can walk eena high heel?
Yes mam. A mostly dat mi wear.

If your kid came home one day and said the teacher hit him/her, what would you do?
I'd have to hear the other side. Therefore, I'd request a conference with the teacher and maybe the principal. If it were an accident then I could accept that. If not, I'd want the teacher to be reprimanded somehow. If she's not, I would laywait her and have my first fight. LOL

What's yuh favrite song?
I don't think I have one. There are so many songs that I like. Mostly reggae though.

So how did Pressa tell yuh say im love yuh? Supm like, "Ah waa breed yuh eno!"? OR "Mi ooda deh wid yuh eno!" (while stroking his chin in the manner of Shaolin from dem ol karachi movie..)?
BOAL. He actually just said the three little words. Anyhow im did seh any a dem tings deh mi wudden deh wid im.

And how did you respond? Supm like, "Mi a go dash whe de few Pearl whe mi have lef. Anytime yuh ready, mi ready to!" OR "De way yuh stroke yuh chin while yuh a wrinch up yuh face jus turn mi awn esi...!"
A tink mi did jus smile.

[Ensomgirl]

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From Compry:

1. What's would you say is the best meal that Pepper ever made?
Well is two mi eat suh far weh mi wudda kill fa again. Di beef soup an di curry goat. Mi mout a wata ya now.

2. If someone gave you a daily bible reading plan, do you think you would read the bible more often?
I would try my best to follow it.

3. Given the opportunity to change one thing about this bulletin board, what would it be?
Hmmmm. Actually this bulletin board is fine the way it is. It always amazes me the way Xavier comes up with new and interesting things. But then again I'm not a creative person. If I could change anything it would be the negativity that is generated by some posters. But that's life so what a gal to do.

4. Pressa receives an amazing job offer in Seattle, Washington. At the same time, you've receive an offer to teach math at a very reputable school 5 minutes away from home. Your salary is great and the benefits are superb. Who will be accepting their offer?
Quick! Gimme di school name. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I think I'd be accepting the job offer. I don't have any family in Washington so I couldn't live there. Also, who could pass up such a sweet deal? 5 minutes away, great salary and benefits? I'd give my eye teeth for such a thing.

[kia027]

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Congratulations Ensome.. Here are my ?s (dem shawt & to de point)

1) Mi notice seh you did a honeymoon pon Mickey Mouse (hereafter referred to de rat)property. What was your next favorite ting to do while you were there (when unno did tek a break dat is).

2) Did you stay on de likkle rat property? Did you like it there.

3) Monorail or boat- which did you like betta

4) How are the schools in Fl?

5) Would you consider homeschooling?

6) What is your favorite pawt of Florida? If money was not an object where would you live?

7) Are there alligators near where you are?

8) Which is worse- mosquito or lizard?

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[Lala]

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Congratulations Ms Ensome ..yu was a cutie baby [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Right now mi noh have di heart fi bring question to yu ..afta mi see di nuff yu have/still haffi ansa [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Originally posted by Ensome:
Pressa receives an amazing job offer in Seattle, Washington. At the same time, you've receive an offer to teach math at a very reputable school 5 minutes away from home. Your salary is great and the benefits are superb. Who will be accepting their offer?

Quick! Gimme di school name. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I think I'd be accepting the job offer. I don't have any family in Washington so I couldn't live there. Also, who could pass up such a sweet deal? 5 minutes away, great salary and benefits? I'd give my eye teeth for such a thing.

Opps, I forgot to mention that Pressa's salary will be doubled. Would that make a difference who accepts the offer?