WWBP - Ensome

[Leonie]

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I have one question, I am relocating to FL and need a temporary place t stay, can you rent me a room and how much will it be? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Ensomgirl]

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From Kia####:

1) Mi notice seh you did a honeymoon pon Mickey Mouse (hereafter referred to de rat)property. What was your next favorite ting to do while you were there (when unno did tek a break dat is).
My favorite ting to do was going to di arcade an di go-kart place dem.

2) Did you stay on de likkle rat property? Did you like it there.
Mi neva stay pon di rat prapati. Mi did stay inna Kissimmee a wan nice lickle hotel. A tink it did name Summerfield Suites ar sitten lacka dat. It was nice. Maybe wan nex time Missa Mouse wi put mi up.

3) Monorail or boat- which did you like betta
Monorail. Mi nuh too care fi di wata. It even scare mi fi bade. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

4) How are the schools in Fl?
I'm not sure. I've been out of school (NY) for quite some time now. However, it seems as though the FL schools are a bit behind. Or maybe move at a slower pace.

5) Would you consider homeschooling?
I don't know enough about it. I would have to do research. Do I get days off? I love my kids but I need a break every now and then.

6) What is your favorite pawt of Florida? If money was not an object where would you live?
Believe it or not, even though I've lived here for 6 years I don't really know the place. Whenever I travel I leave the state. I hardly know Miami and I live about 5 mins from the border.

If money was not an object I would probably still live right where I am. I live my community and my house. The community has a good mix of people. I couldn't live in those remote ritzy areas. I'd be bored stiff.

7) Are there alligators near where you are?
I hope not. But I'm sure they're there. I just haven't seen any yet. Only iguanas that could pass for alligators. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

8) Which is worse- mosquito or lizard?
Nuh muss lizard. Mi nuh fraid a mosquito. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Ensomgirl]

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Originally posted by Compry:
[qb]

Originally posted by Ensome:
Pressa receives an amazing job offer in Seattle, Washington. At the same time, you've receive an offer to teach math at a very reputable school 5 minutes away from home. Your salary is great and the benefits are superb. Who will be accepting their offer?

Quick! Gimme di school name. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I think I'd be accepting the job offer. I don't have any family in Washington so I couldn't live there. Also, who could pass up such a sweet deal? 5 minutes away, great salary and benefits? I'd give my eye teeth for such a thing.

Opps, I forgot to mention that Pressa's salary will be doubled. Would that make a difference who accepts the offer? [/qb]

Mi still ooda accept my job offer. Him nuh muss share im big money wid mi. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Ensomgirl]

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Originally posted by Leonie:
[qb] I have one question, I am relocating to FL and need a temporary place t stay, can you rent me a room and how much will it be? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/qb]

Well right ya now all mi rooms are booked. Memba seh sista an nephew deh ya. But ef yuh reach afta shi move meed ongle charge yuh (mentally calculate mortgage) bout $800 a munt. Utilites not included.

[Nunya]

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Den a how de ansa dem to my question dem so fresh????

Yuh pickney eva ketch yuh an Pressa a rooks yet?

Any bady eva ketch yuh a rooks yet?

Yuh wear mini skirt?

Now mi finally decide fi come a Flarida, an yuh, as de gracious host dat you are, an the self proclaimed Queen of wok, decide to have a pawty fi mi. Mi tell yuh dat mi favrite dish is "Guana a la king". Yah a go mek it???

Can you touch your toes?

While standing?

What's the funniest thing Samantha's ever said to you (lawd mi knoa she say nuff, jus pick one)?

Same question bout Jonathan.

Tell mi a good joke.

Ever hit anyone with your car?

For $10,000US, would you enter a wet t shirt contest?

Did you take medication during childbirth?

Was Pressa there?

Were you (a)civil; (2)loving; (d)abusing to him when pain whenna lik yuh?

Dem deh was good good questian eno - a bet yuh a go pwile dem an talk bout yuh did ha C-section... /

Yuh eva do a strip tease fi Pressa yet? Or fi anybady?

Yuh tink if mi sen Pressa a pair a hot ledda pants, im ooda wear it an tek a pickcha sen come gimmie???

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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all dem question deh an a ongle 2pg dis??

mi swear a pg 6 dis

[Boricua_papi]

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Ensum,

Paypah or plastic?

[Ensomgirl]

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From Nunya:

Den a how de ansa dem to my question dem so fresh????
[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Yuh pickney eva ketch yuh an Pressa a rooks yet?
No. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] He caught Pressa 'giving me a massage'. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Any bady eva ketch yuh a rooks yet?
Odda dan Jon, no.

Yuh wear mini skirt?
No. Wen mi could mi did too shy. Now meeda like fi dew but mi mite bline smaddy.

Now mi finally decide fi come a Flarida, an yuh, as de gracious host dat you are, an the self proclaimed Queen of wok, decide to have a pawty fi mi. Mi tell yuh dat mi favrite dish is "Guana a la king". Yah a go mek it???
Aw hell no. Meeda pint yuh to di neariss restaurant weh mek ie. Yuck!!

Can you touch your toes?
Yes.

While standing?
Since yuh put it like dat...no. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

What's the funniest thing Samantha's ever said to you (lawd mi knoa she say nuff, jus pick one)?
Mom, you gonna hang a picture of me looking sexy?

Now weh di hell shi know bout looking sexy? Mi still a try fine out.

Same question bout Jonathan.
Mek mi come back to dis.

Tell mi a good joke.
Now fi di one name Nunya,
Wid her big talk ,boute she no fraaaaidah lumbah,
Hold her one night, it was lighten and tundah,
While mi a wok it, her eye dem ton ovah, spin like a Gig,
MI TRY DI FOOT PON DI SHOULDAH BUT HER FOOT DEM TOO BIG! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Ever hit anyone with your car?
No. But sometimes I wish I could. :evil look:

For $10,000US, would you enter a wet t shirt contest?
Meeda enta it fi US$10.

Did you take medication during childbirth?
Yes and no. They gave me the painkiller during labor. It wore off and I asked for more. They pretended to give me the painkiller. So I went through childbirth without any drugs. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Was Pressa there?
Den nuh muss. Him was dere fi plant di seed. Him affi deh deh fi seet come out.

Were you (a)civil; (2)loving; (d)abusing to him when pain whenna lik yuh?
Civil. I'm not a screamer and such. I was quite calm when I wasn't in pain. And when I was I would just grimace in pain.

Dem deh was good good questian eno - a bet yuh a go pwile dem an talk bout yuh did ha C-section... /
Well since as yuh menshan ie....

Yuh eva do a strip tease fi Pressa yet? Or fi anybady?
Yes. But since as im neva tip mi mi nuh dweet again. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Mi neva dweet fi nobaddi else doe.

Yuh tink if mi sen Pressa a pair a hot ledda pants, im ooda wear it an tek a pickcha sen come gimmie???
Meeda tek di pic an kip ie miself. But yes, im prably wudda dweet. Di man fool is a shame.

[Ensomgirl]

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Originally posted by Boricua_papi:
[qb] Ensum,

Paypah or plastic? [/qb]

Plastic.

Why?

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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how yuh juss skip ova my post suh??

Mi sure mi see question mark in deh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

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Originally posted by Ensome:
[qb] Tell mi a good joke.
Now fi di one name Nunya,
Wid her big talk ,boute she no fraaaaidah lumbah,
Hold her one night, it was lighten and tundah,
While mi a wok it, her eye dem ton ovah, spin like a Gig,
MI TRY DI FOOT PON DI SHOULDAH BUT HER FOOT DEM TOO BIG! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Oh, yuh got jokes?!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Yuh tink if mi sen Pressa a pair a hot ledda pants, im ooda wear it an tek a pickcha sen come gimmie???
Meeda tek di pic an kip ie miself. But yes, im prably wudda dweet. Di man fool is a shame. [/QB]

So yuh tink mi a go shell out good good dallas, fi buy hot ledda pance fi Pressa, fi YOU look pan???? Mi look like kunumunu to yuh????

De laas one was a rhetorical questian...

So a which song whenna play when yuh didda strip fi Pressa??? A did some Village People song, nuh chroo???

**Oh yeah, watch Ensome unsnap de press stud dem while wrigglin har butt to "Y.M.C.A, we gonna go to the Y.M.C.A..." **

No wanda im nayin tip yuh - caw dat deh sang wi kill anyvibe...

So whe yuh a try say, Jonathan nuh funny??? Watch if a doah tell...

[Guest]

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Note to self and hennybody reading dis...don't eat while reading Nunya's posts.

1. Ensome, yuh eva feel like strangling Nunya yet?

2. Am I the only person who laughs at her...I mean her post or do you laugh as well?

3. Did you BOAL at the guana question?

4. Yuh gwan send Nunya a Christmas card? Why not?

[Ensomgirl]

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Originally posted by LadyZ:
[qb] all dem question deh an a ongle 2pg dis??

mi swear a pg 6 dis [/qb]

Fi mi life nuh dat intrestin fi warrant 6 pages. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Ensomgirl]

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Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb] So yuh tink mi a go shell out good good dallas, fi buy hot ledda pance fi Pressa, fi YOU look pan???? Why nat? Mi look like kunumunu to yuh???? Yuh shudda know betta dan fi ax mi dat.

De laas one was a rhetorical questian... weh dat mean [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

So a which song whenna play when yuh didda strip fi Pressa??? Sang? Mi nat even memba ef sang wenna play. Fram mi tek awf mi blouse an nuh si im a dig deep inna im packit mi jus tap di show. **kiss teet** A did some Village People song, nuh chroo??? [b]No sah. Pressa wudda bun fiyah fi dat. LOL[/i]

So whe yuh a try say, Jonathan nuh funny??? He is. But rite ya now mi cyaan memba nutten funny weh im seh. Him suh seerus nowadays. But Sammy mek mi lawf everyday. It look like shi a eediat like har madda. Watch if a doah tell... [/qb]

[Ensomgirl]

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Originally posted by Compry:
[qb] Note to self and hennybody reading dis...don't eat while reading Nunya's posts.

1. Ensome, yuh eva feel like strangling Nunya yet? No sah. Mi jus feel fi gi har a bax.

2. Am I the only person who laughs at her...I mean her post or do you laugh as well? No sah. Shi mek mi laugh all di while. Mi finally fine smaddy weh ave less sense dan mi. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

3. Did you BOAL at the guana question?
Yup. How yuh know?

4. Yuh gwan send Nunya a Christmas card? Why not? Mi wi sen har a card ongle ef shi sen mi di stamp or di money fi it. Times hawd. [/qb]