I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

[Wendy]

Mi jus realize sey an ediat can tun President so since mi a wan half ediat mi a run.
Mi jus put mi name pan di Ballot Box fi Nov 2nd

My Platform will be:

NO TAQUILLAS LEFT BEHINE …

I AM ALL ABOUT HOME LAND SECURITY.
Anybady come ina mi yaad widout Permission a gwine Buss a shat ina dem behine.

MI BANNING GUN CONTROL.
Wi need dese weapons fi defeat the evil doers. All Infarma fi dead!


I WILL GET RID OF ALL WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
Dat mean mi banning Birth control Pills, Cigarettes, NutraSweet, and Di Atkins diet.

I WILL GIVE AID TO HURRICANE STRUCK FLORIDIANS.
Yes I will give all Flaridians a ONE TIME offer of free housing in Michigan. If dem wan tan a FLaridah dat a f idem problem.

I WILL REFORM HEATHCARE!
Unda my plan any sickness yuh have .. smoke a Joint and tap di blastid complaining.



Sing wid mi people… [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

FOUR MORE BEERS…FOUR MORE BEERS… FOUR MORE BEERS

[RollinCalf]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

There are rumours about you and one of your staff members.

[ILP]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
BTW: Don't yuh haffi be citizen to be president?

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb] There are rumours about you and one of your staff members. [/qb]

Not True! I did not feel up DICK Cheney. I was jus playing with him and giving him a HARD time [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[RollinCalf]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

It's a female staff member.

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by iluvportland:
[qb] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
BTW: Don't yuh haffi be citizen to be president? [/qb]

I am a citizen Gash dam it.. I became natraulized while I was in prison

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[esp]

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DWL!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb] It's a female staff member. [/qb]

Bway as soon as people announce dem candidacy bad mine tek unu ...

Mi modda did warn mi sey mi shoulden run enoh cause ole neiga a go start dig up scandal pan mi.

For your infarmatian Mi an Condaleeza have an understanding wi nat coming out til afta di electian. So there! For now wi nat gay

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

So why we muss vote fe yuh..

It seem like yuh deh wid de whole a Bush administration. So might as well we kip him.

[ILP]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb]

Originally posted by iluvportland:
[qb] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
BTW: Don't yuh haffi be citizen to be president? [/qb]

I am a citizen Gash dam it.. I became natraulized while I was in prison [/qb]

Me did always know. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[RollinCalf]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

DARK HORSE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BATTLES SEX SCANDAL EARLY IN CAMPAIGN

Associated Press

By: SuSu Doorpeeper

A female staff member of the fledgling Wendy campaign has publicly accused the White House hopeful of looking on her “wan way”. Wendy replied “it’s all lies” but supporters interviewed by this writer today all agreed that “if a noh soh it goh, a near soh it goh”.

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by LadyZ:
[qb] So why we muss vote fe yuh..

It seem like yuh deh wid de whole a Bush administration. So might as well we kip him. [/qb]

Vote for me because they hate us for our freedom.

This is hard work and I am not sending mixted messiches. This is hard work and I know how the worl works.

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb] DARK HORSE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BATTLES SEX SCANDAL EARLY IN CAMPAIGN

Associated Press

By: SuSu Doorpeeper

A female staff member of the fledgling Wendy campaign has publicly accused the White House hopeful of looking on her “wan way”. Wendy replied “it’s all lies” but supporters interviewed by this writer today all agreed that “if a noh soh it goh, a near soh it goh”. [/qb]

Hey reporta bway .. a bet seh a when mi tun President a mek yuh loose yuh wok a di "National Liad Esquire"

Look .. mi dis did a look pan har a way cause shi did jus come outta di batrrom an neva si seh har skirt tail did hitch up ina har batty.

Mi did jus a try fi signal har fi draw dung di skirt cause di whole har draws outta door. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


Cho.. A bet a dat dam drunkad Rumsfel go tell yuh dat deh exclusive foolishness

[RollinCalf]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

ELLEN DEGENERES AND ROSIE ODONNELL ENDORSE WENDY FOR PRESIDENT

The Wendy campaign got a significant boost from two celebrity endorsements today. Wendy, while acknowledging that she is now the preferred candidate for at least 10% of the population, nevertheless had this to say to reporters covering the race: “But a wah dis faada”.