I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

[TekTime]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Wendy mi tell mi mumma seh yuh a run fi Presidency an ar blood pressha gon up. Wha yuh plan fi duh?

[Guest]

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Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb] DOWNWARD SPIRAL CONTINUES

Former US Presidential candidate Wendy and an assistant known only as “Sonia”, were caught by airport security personnel in Montego Bay with “a suspicious vegetable matter" after what was supposed to have been a trip to recuperate.[/qb]

Hang on, how did my name get into this?

[Guest]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb] Mi noh know weh dem kecth Sonia wid cause mi di bolt weh lef har when mi si di sniffing daag a come .. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
[/qb]

Thank you for your concern

[Wendy]

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Yuh know sey unu is wan set a beggy beggy people..

As wan great leader wance said “ask nat what I can do for you.. but what you can do for me.” [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I have a plan fi decrease Student Loans… Every baddy weh apply fi dem afta mi get ina Office will be DENIED ..Dat way unu noh have nutten fi pay back.

Education is over-rated .. Yuh noh need noh dam education fi bi smaddy.. My Opponent G Bush is nat educated an im tun President. I will make sure the education system is transformed into something more useful. All schools and colleges will be turned into Rum bars..dat wi serve our country betta.

If yuh modda have Blood Pressa please refer to mi Healtcare reform. Unda my plan all shi havi do is bun a spliff an di pressa wi godung. Har lip mite tun black but at least shi naah go have noh more pressa.

[analyst9]

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need an intern?

[mankind]

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I love this candidate She know de pints. She is tuff on crime all a unnu dat spit on the highway will be arrested han taking into custody han abused. The ole people will loose dem drivers license because wan a dem did kill two by backing up when she should be going foward.
Wan ting I do nat agree wid wat Seneter Wendy say, sending mi to Michigan I would nat go in dat Icebax noh matta how much unnu a go pay mi. Let de hurricane blow mi away same place yah inna Flarida. No jestering voters,this message is feh de middle class only, De poor people can always eat Bulla han drink lemonade
So vote fe Wendy she will lower yuh mortage payment han yuh will live happy ever after
han noh feel no way.

[mankind]

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More labrish from de desk of candidate Wendy. De man in charge of Health Care is a Rootsman from Coconat Walk. Social Security will be paid for wid yuh Pardnar money if there is any left aftah Sistah Annie leave de Rum Bar.
Vote feh Wendy han get free Salt Fish han flour.
Love everytime,feh all who vote feh Wendy han "Fyahbun" feh all who vote against har.
Unnu noh seh de candidate irie

[Wendy]

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A when since mi get campaign maniga?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] and A weh im a come fram wid dis free saltfish and flour..

Afta mi neva pramise noh baddy noh free bickle.

Dis man a try sen mi a poor house to rahtid.. a muss do someting about dis out of control fanatic... need fi get rid a im faas

Mi have an idea.. mek mi goh get mi truck?




...OOOPPsss ..

[NapiHead327]

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I see you believe in the death penalty.

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by NapiHead327:
[qb] I see you believe in the death penalty. [/qb]

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You were not suppose to see that!

Is im run undaneat di cyar like ediat.


No man mi wi mek sure mi appoint a supreme crt smaddy dat will nat apply di death penality to any criminal... but dere will be a small lickle loop hole in dat law..

Jus a small lickle beenie tingy wan.. Di only people who will face di death penalty a di people dem who noh vote fi mi [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[NapiHead327]

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[mankind]

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Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb] A when since mi get campaign maniga?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] and A weh im a come fram wid dis free saltfish and flour..

Afta mi neva pramise noh baddy noh free bickle.

Dis man a try sen mi a poor house to rahtid.. a muss do someting about dis out of control fanatic... need fi get rid a im faas

Mi have an idea.. mek mi goh get mi truck?




...OOOPPsss .. [/qb]

So why so lie, han mek mi go tell de voters dat they will get a chicken in every Pat.
Han dem pickney will get free school lunch. Yuh are a big lieyad,han mi mumma did tell mi say a lieyad han a theef walk togedder.
So people do nat vote feh dis fraud!
Babylan must fall to rahtid.
This feh yuh. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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Cho, mi not coming back in here

[j-kid]

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Candidate Wendy, mi hav an idea how yuh caa gurantee fi lock up all ah di male votes an get ah landslide win!

Gi all ah di man dem whe promise fi vote fi yuh ah free sex coupon, to bi redeemed after di election! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[mankind]

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Wat a piece a renkness. Han yuh noh wat mi aggo put a Obeahman pon yuh behine. Yuh muss lose,yuh too fass han facety han kayliss. Hawgement yuh want hawgement yuha go get. Mi ago hadvatise to de publick say you gay, han noh tell mi feh shut mi moute eedah, mi ago broadcast yuh busines.
Serious Thing! Come out yuh tek too lang in deh Wendy han yuh always nevvah carry noh paper fe finish de paper work.
Unnu tan too bad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]