I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

[Wendy]

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Mankind yuh eva hear bout Politician weh noh lie yet An noh call mi noh teef ... mi eva teif nutten fram yuh yet?

At least mi is a honest lyiad.. mi tell di people di troot seh mi a tell lie. The American people know where I stand

J-kid dere is a serious flaw in dat plan..
What yuh mean by free coupon.. So unu noh plan fi pay dung nutten afta all di tings mi ago do fi unu when mi tun President?


Hi Ladyz -- welcome back [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by mankind:
[qb] Wat a piece a renkness. Han yuh noh wat mi aggo put a Obeahman pon yuh behine. Yuh muss lose,yuh too fass han facety han kayliss. Hawgement yuh want hawgement yuha go get. Mi ago hadvatise to de publick say you gay, han noh tell mi feh shut mi moute eedah, mi ago broadcast yuh busines.
Serious Thing! Come out yuh tek too lang in deh Wendy han yuh always nevvah carry noh paper fe finish de paper work.
Unnu tan too bad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/qb]

It lok like mi neva run yuh ova wid mi truck prapaly ..

Come ova yah so likle bit mek a gi yuh wah yuh a look fah ..

[mankind]

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Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb]

Originally posted by mankind:
[qb] Wat a piece a renkness. Han yuh noh wat mi aggo put a Obeahman pon yuh behine. Yuh muss lose,yuh too fass han facety han kayliss. Hawgement yuh want hawgement yuha go get. Mi ago hadvatise to de publick say you gay, han noh tell mi feh shut mi moute eedah, mi ago broadcast yuh busines.
Serious Thing! Come out yuh tek too lang in deh Wendy han yuh always nevvah carry noh paper fe finish de paper work.
Unnu tan too bad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/qb]

It lok like mi neva run yuh ova wid mi truck prapaly ..

Come ova yah so likle bit mek a gi yuh wah yuh a look fah ..

[/qb]

Yuh givin mi de wrang ting wah mi a look fah. Jus geh mi wan a de coupan wah jkid say yuh a geh out, han mek shore say you pay up aftah de election.Seen, han stap chat nonsense a mi hese. Ok!

[NapiHead327]

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Stop the violence! This morning on The View Colin Powell reclaimed his white status saying he no longer wants to be a part of the Jamaican on Jamaican crime condoned by Senator Wendy's campaign. He threw his rasta wig to the ground, put the cap back on his Ting, and refused to eat his jerk chicken (which Star Jones quickly, but discreetly, slid in her purse).

[j-kid]

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Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb]
J-kid dere is a serious flaw in dat plan..
What yuh mean by free coupon.. So unu noh plan fi pay dung nutten afta all di tings mi ago do fi unu when mi tun President?

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/qb]

Mi neva sey free coupon, mi sey "free sex coupon". Mi know how unnu politrickcians operate yuh noh. Unnu allways ah look fi wan loophole fi bruk unnu promise.

Whe it mean is, yuh haffi goh perform service, afta di election, to every male vote dat di coupon campaign bring in an get yuh fi win, free of charge. Yuh can provide appropriate substitute if yuh caa handle di load yuhself, as long as yuh noh try pull noh bait ah switch routine (wid noh almost ooman Facsimile. Mi know unnu slick). If yuh agree tuh dat, mi wi guarantee di man dem wi line up round di block fi miles fi get dem vote in or in dis case, cast dem poll! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

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Senata Wendy what is your views on the "gay" issue??

[bandido1]

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Madam candidate, what are your plans to control nu-ku-lar proliferation? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by Jazz:
[qb] Senata Wendy what is your views on the "gay" issue?? [/qb]

But si yah Lawd.. it look like mi ago need wan advisor..mi neva know sey mi did havi ansa to all dem kina fawt yah …cho

Ahmm mistress vota .. My issue on gays is simple an straight faward… mi gwine to gi dem new rights and den mi gwine have to tek wey some a di rights dem have now.

1.Dem gwine to have di right fi drap an pap dem blastid neck when dem ouuta street a parade ina dem breeda pike heel boot yuh si dem wid.

2. Dem gwine have di right fi get bax dung when dem acting like a real b*tch

3. They will nat have di right fi come a beach a wear green binki thongs and pink slippas

4. Dem will nat have di right fi shap at Parade of Shoes nar Payless. Dat affi tap


5. An moas importantly my govament will nat alatarate dem disguising dem as Govanors of New Jersey.

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by bandido1:
[qb] nu-ku-lar proliferation? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/qb]

Mek mi go look a si wah dah word deh mean an come back. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Mi tell dem seh mi is nat a hintellectual candidate yuh noh ..an dem still a trow big wod pan mi ..cho

[rebelgirl]

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Got my vote

rebel slips across boarder in time to stuff ballot box

FOUR MORE BEERS…FOUR MORE BEERS… FOUR MORE BEERS

[mankind]

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De Police is looking for dis candidate.In Jamaica she collected money for de poor han she ran away wid it, now she a show off harself wid big house han big car. De IRS will be at har door by tomorrow, mi gway mek sure she jine Martha Stewart. Noh pure devilment dis.

[NapiHead327]

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In an unexpected move today, the Green Party endorsed candidate Senator Wendy. When asked why, the president of the Green Party Committee said, "Well, she smokes a lot of bush, and we smoke a lot of bush, so..."

[WorshipRaiser]

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Wendy - I admire yuh craziness. De ongle race mi si u a run a de Ole Ooman Race weh we talk bout ina e pledge

[NapiHead327]

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[mankind]

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Unnu feh ask har will she undress the nation, sorry wrang word,address mi a talk bout, han please do nat tell har say mi see so, caw mi noh want dat big moute gal come bring har facetiness to mi. She ran from de agony han leff har underware over mi fren Bigga room lass week.Dis is nat how our future President must act. She must
be able to undergo pressure. It is a sad situation
when de poor people dem is eating Johnnycake,han she is drinking Cowcod soup. How can she sleep? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]