Dear Santa Contest

[Nanook]

Re: Dear Santa Contest

To the tune of Jingle Bells...



Chorus:

Treasure Beach Treasure Beach TBeach all thewaaaay...

Oh what fun it would be...to win a trip today EH!

Treasure Beach Treasure Beach.. beachin all the way, I need to win a contest...so there I can go stay!


verse:

Dashing through the snow...no one horse open sleigh, just snowshoes on my feet dear lord, bawling all the way [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] ...

Treasure Beach it nice...especially at night...
Shooting stars and Milky Way... light my path so bright!

Chorus

Treasure Beach Treasure Beach... TBeach all thewaaaay...



Dear Santa. I can still sing these likkle diddy's even though I am so very needing an escape!

I have been kidnapped by a band of wild dogs and held hostage for the past 5 years, at an undisclosed location in the far north.



They have kept me here against my will so they wiill have someone to feed them and give them some love. It has been 5 long years since I last set foot on Jamaican soil and I long for the day when I can return to Treasure Beach and watch the Pelicans. funny bird dat.

I have tried to escape by horse...




I have tried to be a stowaway on a sailing ship...




I tried to escape by scooter truck...

see mi bag dem pack pon de scooter truck


I have even tried to hop a train but for that episode I came close to ending up in a pot!





I didn't end up in a pot but I did end up in the hospital and had to have a hip replacement!




BUT...all eyes are on me ALL the time!





Oh Oh, I digress..I hear the pitter patter of little dog feet, I better go now so they don't see what I'm up to and steal me away even farther north!



Help Santa Help! Please send Rudolph to help me escape to Treasure Beach!!!



Treasure Beach Treasure Beach TBeach all thewaaaay...

Oh what fun it would be...to win a trip today EH!

Treasure Beach Treasure Beach.. beachin all the way...I need to win a contest, so there I can go stay!


verse:

Dashing through the snow...no one horse open sleigh, just snowshoes on my feet dear lord, bawling all the way...

Treasure Beach it nice...especially at night...
Shooting stars and Milky Way light my path so bright!

Chorus

Treasure Beach Treasure Beach TBeach all thewaaaay...


Signed,

Nanook

[schultz]

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I vote for Nanook! Her entry is awesome! She deserves to win. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img]

[ladyjackson2u]

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Dear Santa,

Now, I can surely remember some years I think you flew over and someone else's gift fell through my chimney(yea, the one I don't have)and I wanted to thank you. Anyway, I still believe in you and I won't give up on you like most adults! If you came through the chimney or the back door it was cool with me. I know the years you didn't make it was because you knew I would understand. So, this year I am requesting to be back on your list.(THE GOOD LIST). My passport came to me in a dream and I saw your picture on it. Your reindeers were yellow, green, and black and when I said I couldn't afford to go Sanata, you said NO PROBLEM. I knew that was a sign, but not sure how I would go. However, when I saw a Dear Santa contest for those 18 and older I KNEW it was really you. I am going to Jamaica on Santa's dime. You sure know how to make a girl's dreams come true.
Love,
The little girl who did not complain and now 35 holding on to dreams.
Kristen

[jamaica_dreamin]

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Dear Santa,

I really need the free stay in Treasure Beach as I have a hard ears pickney who needs to be carried to Jamaica for a proper rassin. IMHO a proper beating can only be adminstered a yard by an authentic Jamaican granny.

The pickney's future and my mental health depend upon this free stay in TB.

Thanks for reading my letter.

PS: if I do not win you may contact in Bellview in the very near future.

[jamaica_dreamin]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: schultz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I vote for Nanook! Her entry is awesome! She deserves to win. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] </div></div>

I have to agree that hers is the funniest so far.

[Nanook]

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Hey JD, lang time...I left out a page an a half cause it was getting kinda long already. Sad but true. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

[jamaica_dreamin]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nanook</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey JD, lang time...I left out a page an a half cause it was getting kinda long already. Sad but true. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] </div></div>

Hi Nanook,

I understand completely. I am being held hostage by an 8 month Sharpei mix (? Dobie or mini pin in the mix). He demands walks by 6:00 am and often lays his head on my feet so I can not sneak off while he is napping.

[Laurel]

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these are all so clever and fun!!

[BlueAngel]

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<span style='font-size: 14pt'><span style="color: #FF0000">Dear Santa!!!!!</span></span>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>Who the deck the halls is Tiffany Pollard aka Miss NY?</span>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>I turned on my TV last night and there she was enjoying my Jamaica with a guy named Buddha </span>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>and a guy named Tailor Made???? </span>




<span style='font-size: 14pt'>Santa oh Santa can you please tell me how come SHE GETS TO ENJOY MY BELOVED JA and I cannot. There she was on the beach having </span><span style='font-size: 14pt'>a candle light dinners.</span>
<span style='font-size: 14pt'>Then she was at Catch a Falling Start resort having dinner!!!!
</span>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>Then to add to my misery there she was cock up pon Rick’s café ah enjoy my guys diving.</span>


<span style='font-size: 14pt'>Heck no Santa Heck no, if she can go to my Jamaica oh why oh why can’t I???????????????????????????</span>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>I really need this vacation, why cause I am stuck in the cold and I need to thaw my bones, some sunshine, some good food and of course the conversations from my people will put me in the right frame of mood.

Treasure beach is the cure for me. </span>

[Vi]

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oops

[starfaye]

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Dear Santa,

I am in desperate need to go on this trip to Jamaica! I always wanted to go and now my dream might come true, it’s all up to you!

Unfortunately, I will have to spend this Christmas with my deaf great-grandmother at her village where there is absolutely nothing to do! You don’t even see people, only chicken walking around. It’s horrible! And the worst part is that I HAVE to stay there for at least four days. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif[/img]
Please, you must do something to get me out of this!

Love,
Faye Tsopela

P.S. I was a really good girl this year…

XOXOXOX [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/proud_jamaica.gif[/img]

[starfaye]

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Dear Santa,

I am in desperate need to go on this trip to Jamaica! I always wanted to go and now my dream might come true, it’s all up to you!

Unfortunately, I will have to spend this Christmas with my deaf great-grandmother at her village where there is absolutely nothing to do! You don’t even see people, only chicken walking around. It’s horrible! And the worst part is that I HAVE to stay there for at least four days. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif[/img]
Please, you must do something to get me out of this!

Love,
Faye Tsopela

P.S. I was a really good girl this year…

XOXOXOX [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/proud_jamaica.gif[/img]

[Phatty]

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Dear Santa,

I think I need this vacation baaaaad. Being a single mother I have no more hair to pull and has left me to buy wigs just to tug when frustration hits.
You owe me this Santa!!! From many years past when I waited up for you and still no Santa. What the ackee and saltfish I left for you wasn't good enough? So yuh go nyam di adda pickney dem stale cookies!!
My mother tells me there is no Santa, then I came here and see you're giving away a 3 night hotel stay in Jamaica!! Only Santa can pull that off, and I've never stopped believing.
So Santa if you get this in time, please send mi and my pickney to the island in the sun. I promise to be doubly good next year.
Love ya,
Phatty

[LuvOchoRios]

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Dear Santa-Frist off If I had to deliver presents to any counrty it would be Jamaica!I think the kids down on that beautiful paradise need lots of gifts for the mommies,daddies & grandparnets.I think they deserve the presents that we give and take of advantage of.If I was Santa I don't know how I would leave that magnifisent island.I have never been out of Texas until this year Aug..We was fortunate to spend my frist vaccation with our young family.We choose Jamaica because of the natural beauty of the island and the people.as we left in the plane for beautiful Jamaica I was listen to my reggae music counting the mintues till we arrive.Long story short-I talk everyday about Jamaica since I had to leave there.(I tried to get adopted there)lolI listen to reggae everyday & nite.I have a calender that I count down the days till my next trip.Hopefully you can help me grant this TRUELY much needed trip back to "gods country" In my opinion.I promise to be a good boy.I have since I saw what paradise is really is and were it is-JAMAICA!If I don't get the trip.I wish who every wins this trip the very best time of there life.Because when we were there I WILL NEVER FORGET Jamaica!Best of luck to all.I can go on talking about Jamaica.I hope that all the famailies in Jmamaica have a Merry Christmas-To all a good nite! Yo Mon!!Still missing Ocho Rios.

[houstonchick]

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'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring EXCEPT for a computer mouse

Chatting online and talking to a Jamaican Man
Hoping to meet him in 2008 – is in my plan

We met online almost two years ago
But lost track until just one month ago

Since November we have talked a lot every day
And we’re letting God lead us, come what may

This sweet man Chris is a friend of mine
If I came to Jamaica it would be sublime

We laugh and connect in such a special way
If he knew I was coming to Jamaica, it would make his day.

From Houston to Jamaica I would joyfully come
To spend some time with him and have some fun

He says he loves me but how would we know
unless we get to meet in person and to one another show

So please give me this trip so to Jamaica I will fly
If I can’t come meet him, surely we both will cry.

So for you who believe in romance from afar
Give me this trip – I can’t make it in a car.

I have this man at Christmas, with whom I can’t be
But if I get this trip it would make me shout with glee.

So please give me a trip and a happy new year
Coming to Jamaica would fill me with cheer!

1400 miles across the ocean blue
You know you want to help me find out if this love is true

So please make my holiday season end bright
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!