Surreal Life - Jamaicans.com

[Tigrrr]

This season on Surreal Life promises to be the best ever. This season takes us to Kingston, Jamaica, where we have rented a comfy 2 bedroom, 1 bath home with a spacious yard. The house has a nice tin roof, a spotless kitchen and a fan in every room since there is no air conditioner. The house has indoor plumbing but no hot water heater. The only other things that set this house apart from the ones we normally use for the show are the goat, chicken, and rooster in the yard.

Let's meet our participants...

BlackberryRain - a nice woman who left her profile completely blank so she almost got booted off the show before it even began. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Jazz - a flirtacious woman and reality show junkie, notorious for her Chewsday antics.

SueSamba - where there's smoke, she started it. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

SweetSop - her profile says she "runs things" so let's see how well she runs things on Surreal Life.

Bink - every family has one...

Blugiant - the grinch who stole mother's day. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Dahjah - pimp, playa, woman slayer.

Xks - a Canadian IT project manager (in the US this is the definition of a nerd...eh) [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

RichD - the fastest locks in di west.

Derek - the mind is a terrible thing to waste and his spends all day in the gutter.

what our guests don't know is that at any time, they may receive a visit from Wendy Jesse Raphael and her show "Dirty Laundry"

Our guests will be arriving soon and they will share anecdotes about what life is like in Surreal Life. We welcome viewer participation.

[Tigrrr]

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I can't wait till I get off work so I can catch up on this show!

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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yuh need fe cut 3 a dem cast memba deh..

an btw *YAWN*

[kaz79]

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Can I get this show in the UK Tigrrr??

[NapiHead327]

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Is it X-rated?

[Jazz]

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huh... what? I'm on a show??

wheres the camera - can u see this??
**pickin nose***

wadya mean no hot water?

[Boricua_papi]

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*kissteet* Cancelled afta di pilot episode wid ratings less den "Charmed." Nex week a static test pattern filling the slot of "Surreal Life" gets higher ratings.

[kaz79]

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BP have you been watching Celebrity Wrestling or something?!?!?! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[X]

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Watch how dem ago teck big man tun mimic now..
How dis yah series yah full a sumuch bull?

How yuh ago do mi love retangle widout bow foot LadyZed, dry foot Chickie, silent killer (in bed)YaardieF and the teacher (in bed [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )G2?

And by di way how yuh fi dis i man and a call mi ....... Canadian????

[NapiHead327]

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Juss Plain Ole BP added to the show, replacing King/Emerpah/Free Jah Cure Dahjah who was kicked off when a ratings poll revealed that his wall paintings depicting a Black Jesus were a turn off to VH1's target audience.

2 months later, BP kicked off after Entertainment Tonight revealed that BP isn't really Jamaican at all, but had in fact fooled the world w/his good patwa.

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by NapiHead327:
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2 months later, BP kicked off after Entertainment Tonight revealed that BP isn't really Jamaican at all, but had in fact fooled the world w/his good patwa. [/qb]

*BOAL* [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

now dat we know must have been voice overs [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boricua_papi]

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Originally posted by Jazz:
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Originally posted by NapiHead327:
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2 months later, BP kicked off after Entertainment Tonight revealed that BP isn't really Jamaican at all, but had in fact fooled the world w/his good patwa. [/qb]

*BOAL* [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

now dat we know must have been voice overs [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Wen di vote cum tuh fling smaddy awf di island, Jazz is a shoe in.

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
[qb]

Originally posted by Jazz:
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Originally posted by NapiHead327:
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2 months later, BP kicked off after Entertainment Tonight revealed that BP isn't really Jamaican at all, but had in fact fooled the world w/his good patwa. [/qb]

*BOAL* [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

now dat we know must have been voice overs [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Wen di vote cum tuh fling smaddy awf di island, Jazz is a shoe in. [/qb]

wellu doan have a vote seen dat yuh already gats de BOOT!



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[djrosen1]

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Proposition bets:

Who will be the first to suffer an emotional outburst/breakdown?

Who will be the first to embarrass him/herself by locking him/herself out of the house, or starting a fire in the kitchen, or some other bumbling mistake?

Who will be the first to hurt someone's feelings, and who'll be hurt?

Who'll be the first to appear on-camera intoxicated?

Who'll be the first to be "accidentally" caught on camera in some state of undress?

Who'll be the first hook-up in the house?

Who'll be the bestest pair of friends in the house?

What'll be the most bitter rivalry in the house?

Who'll be the peacemaker?

Who'll be the one with the crazy schemes or zany antics?

Who'll be the first one to break or otherwise ruin something expensive?

And finally ...

There's always one: who'll be the one whom none of the rest can really stand?

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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Originally posted by RambleOn:
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There's always one: who'll be the one whom none of the rest can really stand? [/qb]

Blugiant [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]