What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

[Beluved]

.. me.. well [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

One time I nearly burn down di house playing with matches. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Well I use the fan out the fire and lock back the bedroom door putting the key back under the mat where I found it. I went back down stairs and nervously watched TV as I waited for my parents to come home from the market.

When they came back and finally see the room and ask me what happen; me tell dem, mi noh know cause mi did dung stairs di hole time. YOu can imagine what happend.. Up till now, I never tell dem is me. *shame*

[Beluved]

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Annedda time..

When I was living on campus, I had two male *companions* at one time. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Ofcouse dem nevah know bout di other and they lived in different cities.

So valentines come and di one that lived the furthest called me early to greet me in case he did not get a chance the day and told me to expect a delivery.. And I made plans with the other for the evening.

The day went and no delivery and that afternoon I went out.. when *we* were coming back I spot my delivery ahead in the lounge of my dorm, it was a *hand delivery*

is then the cover up of lies started.....

[Beluved]

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Mi start think quick, mi tell di one fi siddung ovah dehsoh, and tell him I have a surprise fi him and I had to go get it.. He was hesitant and a bit resistant but I convinced him to stay outside on the bench..

Mi teck mi time go in.. Mi walk pass di oddah one him like mi nevah see him, dis way im wouldah fallow mi --pass-- the 'glass door' and out of site.. Which he did, though a bit annoyed and confused… I acted all surprised and tell im sey mi nevah see him... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Beluved]

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Anyways im stawt fi tell me how he had it all planned from when and im follow me to mi room.. Luckily my room-mate was there, who by the way - we were on bad terms at the time..

Mi brief ar real quick in the bathroom about the situation.. an she puddung one piece of laffing, shame mi soh till.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Bout she tell me, and said she would do what she can.. But mi neveh did too truss are

So mi tell di one innah di room sey me soon come back.. Im stawt ask all kindah question bout what mi couldn’t ansah.. mi juss tell im sey mi have sumting mi haffi deal wid.. Im stawt wid, 'can't it wait and blah- blah and how him come dis lang.. And all kind of guilt' Is dat time mi stawt sweat..

He then started asking me why I'm acting so funny.. mi nearly trip ovah miself .. Mi juss hurry through the door tell im fi watch TV mi jussah goh dung di hall fi teck care ah sumting and mi soon come back..

[UKBlackLady]

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[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

*I* doesn't tell lie... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

However, my ex husband told me the exact same story you confessed to in your first post, but it was him and his two bad bruk breddah!

You sure yuh an him ah nuh di same person?!?!

[Derek]

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I told my girlfriend I was going out for a few drinks with friends but instead, I sneaked Tyra Banks back to my place.

We were 'at it' when Beyonce walked in and burst into tears.

I tried to convice Beyonce that Tyra is my long-time, regular girlfriend.

[Suesumba]

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mi can't bleev beloved tell summuch lie

[msportmore]

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((((Beluved)))) Confession is good fi di soul [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Well, di world know dat i don't tell lie already soh i can't participate in dis chread. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ROANWOODBURN]

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mi no memba

[Suesumba]

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mi just want hear more lie weh beluved tell

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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It wasn't me

[Guest]

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Originally posted by Ms. Portmore.:
[qb] ((((Beluved)))) Confession is good fi di soul [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Well, di world know dat i don't tell lie already soh i can't participate in dis chread. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

And you just participated... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Guest]

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Originally posted by Beluved:
[qb] Anyways im stawt fi tell me how he had it all planned from when and im follow me to mi room.. Luckily my room-mate was there, who by the way - we were on bad terms at the time..

Mi brief ar real quick in the bathroom about the situation.. an she puddung one piece of laffing, shame mi soh till.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Bout she tell me, and said she would do what she can.. But mi neveh did too truss are

So mi tell di one innah di room sey me soon come back.. Im stawt ask all kindah question bout what mi couldn’t ansah.. mi juss tell im sey mi have sumting mi haffi deal wid.. Im stawt wid, 'can't it wait and blah- blah and how him come dis lang.. And all kind of guilt' Is dat time mi stawt sweat..

He then started asking me why I'm acting so funny.. mi nearly trip ovah miself .. Mi juss hurry through the door tell im fi watch TV mi jussah goh dung di hall fi teck care ah sumting and mi soon come back.. [/qb]

So how di story end man! Cho it did juss a get good.

[Sinco01]

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How come dis woman juss heng wi out suh ... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

come man ... di full hundred ..

[Guest]

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Originally posted by Sinco01:
[qb] How come dis woman juss heng wi out suh ... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

come man ... di full hundred .. [/qb]

Ah dat mi seh too (((sinco01))) mi seh she deh pon one confession roll since yessideh. But mi really waan kno is whaapen afta she go back to the odda wan. Caw mi waan see ef a di same ting weh did happen to mi happen to har...anyway mi aggo wait.