What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

[Sinco01]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Originally posted by Jedi l:
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Originally posted by Sinco01:
[qb] How come dis woman juss heng wi out suh ... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

come man ... di full hundred .. [/qb]

Ah dat mi seh too (((sinco01))) mi seh she deh pon one confession roll since yessideh. But mi really waan kno is whaapen afta she go back to the odda wan. Caw mi waan see ef a di same ting weh did happen to mi happen to har...anyway mi aggo wait. [/qb]

oh my goodness .. these ladies sure was reaping nuff "oats"


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[Guest]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Originally posted by Sinco01:
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Originally posted by Jedi l:
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Originally posted by Sinco01:
[qb] How come dis woman juss heng wi out suh ... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

come man ... di full hundred .. [/qb]

Ah dat mi seh too (((sinco01))) mi seh she deh pon one confession roll since yessideh. But mi really waan kno is whaapen afta she go back to the odda wan. Caw mi waan see ef a di same ting weh did happen to mi happen to har...anyway mi aggo wait. [/qb]

oh my goodness .. these ladies sure was reaping nuff "oats"


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Naw juss sowing lies an reapin chubble!

[Sinco01]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Naw juss sowing lies an reapin chubble!

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[Beluved]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Soh wait.. is me one tell lie..???

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No man.. *all* have sinned and come short.. unnu noh have nuttin fi admit???

[Suesumba]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Originally posted by Beluved:
[qb] Soh wait.. is me one tell lie..???

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yu carna di mawket it seems [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Sinco01]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Originally posted by Beluved:
[qb] Soh wait.. is me one tell lie..???

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No man.. *all* have sinned and come short.. unnu noh have nuttin fi admit??? [/qb]

nuh worry man .. the "story" good .. wi all ah wait fe it done .. before wi jump een [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Beluved]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

yeah man..

[miaman]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

mi tell di cop dem dat di reason di 2 10 foot long tiki dem stikkin owt ub di side windows dem ub mi Volvo 544 was cause i was muvin dem tuh the other side of the motel cawled di hawaiian village in tampa flahida
mi did kanvince dem han deh let mi go wance i put di tiki dem bak weh deh from [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[britisha]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Funnie chread. : [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] :

[Beluved]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

alright since somebody else shared..

I ran back to the front, having no idea wah fi tell di man. o/ Mi try catch mi breath before mi go out. But that, seemingly, didn't work. As the first thing im ask me is why mi so outah breath.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Lie numba eleventeen o/: Mi tell im sey, mi juss walk in a heap ah drama inna mi room and how mi room mate need me. And how mi sorry mi haffi cut the date short but mi wi meck it up to him. He looked very concerned and ask me if mi want him fi come help, as him meck fi walk towards the front door…(I don't think that I mentioned this man was known to be quite an intimidator)

Hear me now.. 'NO.. No.. No.. Is alrite mi wi teck care of it', [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] 'if annaddah man come innah di mix it wouldah juss heat up di problem..' (Well, dat was NO lie [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ).

Soh mi try calm im dung and den tell him mi wi call him lata and thanked him for such a good time so far.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] He looked disappointed but, eventually, turned and head to his car.. Mi watch him a likkle bit and den turn heel and teck off…

So mi run back to mi room greeted at the door by by Mr. annoyed by now.. Mi calm him dung and aftah some fussing an complaining him officially give him my gifts. My room mate see tings a settle down and was ready to head out when smaddy knock di door…


When she look through the peep hole, she jump back kind of shocked.. And glared at me in pure uttah fear… I knew immediately..

Mi ah tell you.. Dats why yoh must be honest .. Because your lies always come back and bite yoh..

[msportmore]

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Beluved, come wid di res a di story nuh? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Weh happen when shi si Mr. Intimidator at di door? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Yu shoulda mek sure seh yu did si him drive awf before yu head back to yu room

[Beluved]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Yeha man.. laff.. it wasn't funny at the time.. But now I can look back and laff.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[msportmore]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Originally posted by Beluved:
[qb] Yeha man.. laff.. it wasn't funny at the time.. But now I can look back and laff.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

stop di laafin an come finish di story [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Andrew]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Dear Beluved,

I have been watching this story for 2 days now....

Please, I am beggin yuh, finish di story noh man, cho.....

Di story sweet soh till an yuh juss ah hole out pon it soh!!

I lied just dis week, tell mi work seh mi had problems at mi apawtment, when really mis did juss need di dyam day off. Had a fabulous time entertaining miself and gettin up-to-date wid di chores....

Now Beluved quid-pro-quo...me share...you share....

PLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!

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Plus, to dis day mi Madda no know seh mi did smoke for many years. She still tink seh mi nevva smoke inna mi life. Can yuh imagine, big big 30 odd year ole man ah lie tuh him Madda.....

Angels forgive me....(Mek mi pray again)

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[Guest]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Originally posted by Beluved:
[qb] Yeha man.. laff.. it wasn't funny at the time.. But now I can look back and laff.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Okay well in my case, I managed to get bachelor A our so that bachelor B could come upstairs, but guess wah! Mi haffee sign him out a di security desk, guess who did siddung dung di hall a watch mi. Mek mi tell yuh someting, mi adapt a cousin visitin from Jamaica sooooo faaaaas it was not funny! Mi jus wave to bachelor B and seh good nite to bachelor A. Good ting seh di door way did right behind the security gawd so bachelor A nevva have time fi realize wat a really gwaan. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]