What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

[Jayzma]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

That was a good one Beluved, thank you for the drama and the laugh.

I was involved in a similar situation except it was the man who had two ooman (me and annodda one)who buck up at him cousin house no less. It was a big house and im tried to keep us apart and occupied by the various relatives in the house. However he couldn't keep it up all night so eventually we ended up in the same room unaccompanied. The long and short of it is we both found out the truth, kicked him to the curb and became the best of friends.

[Jayzma]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

The dumbest lie I eva told was in high school. All of mi girlfriend dem had bwayfren and me neva hav none. So mi mek up one. All mek up name an everyhting. Him was supposedly go Excelsior. Don't even memba wah him did supposed to name. Bway did I weave tales about our many exploits and hot happenings.

Till one of mi faas fren dem start investigate and come tell everybody seh she meet smaddy weh go excelsior and them sey dem do know nobaddy by dat name.

Mi did so shame, I tink a did mumble someting bout "him not so popular so maybe dat smaddy oodn't know him." Needless to say we "broke up" soon afta and he was never mentioned again. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

[Beluved]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Originally posted by Jayzma:
[qb] The dumbest lie I eva told was .. So mi mek up one. All mek up name an everyhting. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70361-embarassed.gif[/img] [/qb]

hahahaha.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Hahahaha.. My sistah did the same ting.. But she teck it a stretch further.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] She even meck are frends call di ouse 'he' was there an concocted a male voice to add to the madness.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] And what was even crazier is she convince all of her friends for about a year.. till she got to tired of keeping up with the facade they 'broke up'.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

My sister was a lonely soul when I migrated to US [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] But she became a great *entertainer* with much practice.

[msportmore]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Beluved, bed time [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[msportmore]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Well, dere was dat one degeh degeh time wid me an di police di day of di bashment [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: What is the dumbest lie you ever told.

Dat me neva lie!!