We are getting a divorce.

[BND1999]

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oh i am loving this boundie..... what a good sport you are being....

hey we all have days we look bad.. im sure they will use your worst ones...

G.. now this reality show.. will be one hoot to watch..

[goldilocks]

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I have two pens holding my hair right now! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] hope they are not chewed up!

[BoundBrook]

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All of a sudden something dawns on me! Not just dawns on me, hits me like a ton of bricks!!

About a week ago Red went to visit his Uncle while his mother was here. His uncle lives just down the road from us and is over quite often. When Red came home from this particual visit, he had a small video camera. He told me his Uncle has just bought it and given it to Red so that Red could figure it out, learn all of the features, and show it to his uncle. His Uncle has the attention span of a fly, so he wasn't about to read the manual.

Red has been gathering footage of me in my own house with that video camera! Instantly I remember dancing like a nerd in the kitchen while cooking one night. I remembering rolling up my shirt sleeve to show the camera my buff bicep, and even going as far as to kiss my bicep and ask Red (to the camera) if he was scared of it. Then there was the time I was wearing my Oscar the grouch pajamas. The shirt hangs to my knees and it has oscar the grouch in a trashcan on the front. There I was pretending to dig in the trashcan on my shirt, looking for food. All of which was caught on camera. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

All of the things and the way I acted in front of the video camera I did thinking it was just between Red and I. That he would erase the tapes and they would never be seen again. Oh boy, WAS I WRONG!!!

Forget trying to calm down. I couldn't. I couldn't even ask Red about the video camera b/c they had just started filming and I was wearing a microphone. I was sweating and laughing and racking my brain trying to remember every where I went and how I was dressed over the past few weeks.

to be continued

[kaz79]

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Originally posted by BoundBrook:
[qb] I remember dancing like a nerd in the kitchen while cooking one night. [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] My sister does the same thing to me, records me being a complete idiot then goes and shows all our friends [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

I know its not the same as being shown on national tv......but still highly embarrassing!!!

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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This is sweeeeeeeeet!! Keep it coming BB

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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Hole on deh..a really de Kingston shut yuh wear go a ppl big seminar?! Shame on you BB [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Mi cyaan stop laugh

[SandiF]

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LOL! Please tell us when this will be aired. Please request that it be a sticky post, 'cause I may miss it. I love to watch "What not to wear" ... rarely miss, but I can't picture you being on that program. I've seen you post pics of yourself and your sense of style were just great in those photos.

Anyway, have fun on the program, and spend their $5000 with much pleasure! One advice ... if you have a Jamaicans.com t-shirt, please wear it, like on the first day they'll be airing you going out on a shopping spree.

[Ochigal]

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[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

OH MAN...this is the BEST!

Boundie I HAVE to know...WE ALL have to know when this is going to be aired.

I LOVE THIS SHOW!

[BoundBrook]

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Thanke everyone!! There is so much more story to be told... I am still reeling from all of this, that feeling coupled with no sleep has me feeling a bit mad today!

Originally posted by SandiF:
[qb] if you have a Jamaicans.com t-shirt, please wear it, like on the first day they'll be airing you going out on a shopping spree. [/qb]

I do have one Jamaicans.com shirt, but I have worn it so much it has really gotten faded. I need to get a new one and quick! I don't think if I got the same one I have now they would let me wear that. They might blur it out, not wanting to advertise for free! Is there one that isn't so obvious? What shirt do you think I should get?

Help!

[esp]

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BB please let us know when it will be aired.... I am sooooo happy for you [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Leonie]

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never heard of the show

[Englan Girl]

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BigRed, you is one brave man. You did get a beating when you reach home dat night? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Boundie, I read this post after you cleared all the pics so I'll have to use my imagination. The UK version was great so I can only hope the US is as good. Somebody tape the show when it airs and send it to me please? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]ray:

[BoundBrook]

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On the huge flat screen TV in the conference room, April's full name appears on the screen. It says:

April ___________

Market Research Tape
(full audio)

All of a sudden on the screen is April, in an extremely lowcut top, revealing a tattoo on her breast and way too much clevage. She had been stopped on the street by someone posing as a market researcher. The interviewer was doing research on fashion trends in the DC area.

Something else hit me like a ton of bricks. About a month ago I was stopped on the street by someone else who was doing "market research!!!!!"

Forget about April for a moment! What the heck were my answers when I was stopped!!! Oh Lord! What was I wearing? What day was it? Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I stopped the questions from spinning in my head and refocused my attention on April and her secret footage. During her "market research" she said things like she has been wearing the same clothes for 6 years, that she is a single parent and the money for new clothes just wasn't there. She said she felt she probably didn't dress appropriate for work, but she had recently gotten a promotion so it couldn't be that bad.

This girl needed HELP, I began to feel better knowing I wasn't anywhere NEAR as bad as she was! She was going to work in spandex tube tops and short short skirts! She had a couple of pairs of pants in her closet raid that made me gasp! She was a very curvy, voloptous woman, and she was wearing leopard print, zebra print, and cheetah print spandex pants. April's friend that was holding up the clothes as they were pulled out of the closet was saying that April had a J. Lo booty. That April had no business wearing stripes and patterns like that stretched across her booty. If that is what her friends said about her, image what my friends said about me! Oh man, it was too much to take, the sweat ran down te inside of my shirt and I was barely swallowing. However, it didn't stop me from laughing and making jokes right along with some of the other people in the audience. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

I was relieved that I didn't look as bad as April... or so I thought.

To be continued

[BIGRED]

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Usually it's just one applicant chosen, but this time it was amongst 3 women!! Even though all 3 needed help equally, it was my witty comments and sparkling on camera personality that helped get Boundie this far!!

Stacy and Clintons' sense sense of style is just fine. They will do a perfect job on BB. The hair and make-up people always do an excellent job. The only thing, nobody is cutting BB's hair short!!

The producers who I set everything up with said they just loved her. BB was hilarious, always cracking a joke and very warm and friendly to everyone around her. One of the assistants said BB was her favorite, (even though the assistant was a bit attracted to me, maybe it was the accent [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] ) and that she was really pulling for BB to win.

[DearK]

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This is so amazing and exciting!!!


How exciting is this!