Negril - Marilyn's Trip Report

**gmarieggers** · 08-03-2002, 10:24 PM

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Queenb,

Nice to be on the board at the same time you are again. Welcome back, it's not as good as Negril (Alberto), but you were missed!
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Murry

**brownie2** · 08-04-2002, 11:55 AM

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THIS REPORT IS GOING TO BE NOMINATED FOR TRIP REPORT OF THE YEAR! Remember all that you don't post so that we can do THOSE things while we are there in October! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] dwl! AngieB tanks for getting me pumped, I didn't realize its only TWO months away!!

Anxiously awaiting the next installment,

Brownie [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**Marilyn** · 08-04-2002, 12:45 PM

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This is attempt #2 to publish the Roaring RiveR report. I spent all morning doing it and when I posted it it did not take. So I will do it in little pieces.
Wednesday-Queen and Alberto invite me to go to Roaring River. Queen thinks I should do something other than shake my hinney all night at the clubs. As we head out, queen and I play that's my house, that's your house like two little kids. We both swear that we are going to have a home here someday. The Queen is especially scouting tile roof tops because she wants that kind of roof. Tommy is driving us today. Tommy is a friend of Queen and Alberto's. My first day in Negril he was so obnoxious, aggressive and touchy feely I didn' think I would be able to stand it. Alberto had a talk with him about it and he presented himself in court bright and early the next morning to apologize.
He also went on to explain that he is such a hell of a lover that after a woman has had him no other man will do. He has now decided to take himself off the market and stop ruining lives because after all no one can ultmately "have" him.
All of this is said with the straightest face. Queen is nice and listens to him. I am about to laugh, so I find lots of reasons to go to the kitchen. Queen that is the big room in the back of the house.

Alberto Fixing Breakfast

**Marilyn** · 08-04-2002, 12:54 PM

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When we get to Roaring River I get a peep at the Blue Hole through a fence. It is BLUE and I meanBLUE. How is that?
Two guys on scooters accompany us to the river. We go down a steep bank right into a Tarzan movie. It is a tropical paradise complete with a rushing cool river. I think we ate some food we brought and had some drinks. The royal couple gets in the water to begin playing like teenagers.
Alberto at Roaring River

The Teenagers
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**Motown** · 08-04-2002, 01:08 PM

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Have you ever seen two people radiate this much pure happiness? Queen....this is your home isn't it?
Marilyn...I admit it! I am as addicted to this saga as I once was to General Hospital's Luke & Laura thing back in college!!!
Great pics too! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Respect,
S.

**Marilyn** · 08-04-2002, 01:12 PM

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I want to take one picture I can publish so I ask Queen to take a picture of me. Tommy some how feels this means he should be in it also and taking it a step further he has to be Tarzan. Look at how thrilled I am.

Right around this time Alberto decides it is time for clothes off. He turns Queen around and strips her like ear of corn. (How does he do that so fast). I toss my suit and inform Tommy that I ain't for no nonsense.
Queen comes for the camera to take my picture and she is between me and Tommy. I look past her and see a huge sea serpent right in front of Tommy. I tell Queen to spin around and take that picture (photographic evidence for my girlfriends that I have not been lying about Jamaican men). She turns around and is shocked to see what is behind her. (Remember she has only seen one since April 2000).
She snaps the picture, and for artistic reasons, lighting etc, snaps another one. Tommmy is embarassed (so he says, the rest of the trip he is asking me to show it to various people).
I now retreat to a perfect moss covered rock in the middle of the river to enjoy tanning nude under the warm Jamaican sun with the sounds of a river rushing by. Does it get better?

**gmarieggers** · 08-04-2002, 01:23 PM

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Marilyn,

Nice to have pics of Queenb and you. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Does it get better?

Btwm queenb and you I have no doubt that it does. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Murry

**Marilyn** · 08-04-2002, 01:31 PM

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I fall asleep on my perfect rock on my back. Tommy pops out of the water and begins to place what I think he thinks is passionate kiss on my lips. I guess this along with the setting is supposed to make me succumb. I break away from him and point him right back over to the rock he came from. I go back to sleep.
I don't know how long I was there, but when I wake up Tommy is scowling at me. I look around for Queen and Alberto and Tommy points to a rock. I look over there are they are .......um....um...communing with nature. Poor Tommy,this had to be hard, me naked on a rock,Debbie does Dallas happening on Rock #2,and no action for him and his enormous friend. Now what do I do? I decide to turn over and sleep some more. After quite a while I peep again, nope the nature study is still in progress. So I stare at the tree for a long long time. Next time I check Queen is knocked out on a rock anD Alberto is in the river. Tommy is just MAD.
I get off my rock to go tease the Queen and as soon as a step in the water my feet are snatched out from under me and down the river I go at 100mph. My back is torn open by jagged rocks and I am a goner. I can't even scream. Suddenly Alberto appears and snatches me out of the current. He manages step after painful step (I'm hurt and he is hurt too). He gets me back to my rock, but I can't step up on it. He is so patient and eventually I am safe. The Queen is knocked out through all of this. Finally Tommy realizes what is happening and comes to help. Queen wakes up and screams when she sees my back. She says it looks like someone took a whip to me. I don't want to see it.
Tommy gets some rum and he and Alberto tell me this will hurt. Tommy dabs and dabs rum on my back waiting for a reaction. I don't even flinch
he and Alberto ask me how that is possible (being a girl and all),I explain that after you have survive chemotherepy everything else in life is child's play.
We leave and on the way back we stop at a bar and play dominos and have drinks. That night we hit Risky Business and see Geo Cox, Magic, and Swedish Rasta. I dance until 2:00 and then to bed. I owe Alberto my life, literally. Thank you captain Alberto. Still I would not take anything for that day.

**Guest** · 08-04-2002, 01:41 PM

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This is one trip report. Like you said, a bunch of teenagers!! Queen !!! I copied these pics of Alberto and am going to give them to him next month. He'll get all excited!

Questions
1. Was the abandon hotel you looked at Jamaican Tamboo?
2.Where was the pic with Alberto cooking taken?

**Marilyn** · 08-04-2002, 02:02 PM

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The Hotel was Mahgoney
Alberto is cooking in the kitchen atQueen's place Miss Marys. It is a really nice kitchen, very modern and well appointed.

**gmarieggers** · 08-04-2002, 02:05 PM

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jtgogo1,

Hey stranger, nice to see your words. Where ya been? Been addressing you in another thread.

Murry

**queenb** · 08-04-2002, 03:59 PM

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Just tried to lighten the photos of Alberto...

Isn't he the cutest?

**Marilyn** · 08-04-2002, 04:05 PM

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Girlfriend wanted yall to see her man loud and clear SMILING in the kitchen fixing breakfast. I ain't mad at ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**queenb** · 08-04-2002, 04:08 PM

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Hey, Marilyn, refresh and get the other one, too!

**Motown** · 08-04-2002, 04:21 PM

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All these men...all this action..passion...wow!

<----slinkin' off an poutin'. Never even got kissed, not once, not even close...think Lenny's nose dripped on my collarbone one night when we hugged goodnight but that don't count for nuthin'...grumble, grumble, grumble...feelin' like a wallflower...takin' copious notes for my fall trip though! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Marilyn, Thank God and Alberto you're OK! Ouch!

Negril - Marilyn's Trip Report

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