Negril - Marilyn's Trip Report

[MissMention]

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I am sitting here and have come to the following conclusions.
1. Marilyn is a witch
OR
2. Queenb has a twin

Where is the motherly woman I remember, who enveloped me in her embrace and gave me sound advice on men.....instead there's some nymphomanic, skinny-dipping, clothes dropping woman hanging with Marilyn, either she bewitched Queenb, or it wasn't the same Queen I had....

.....goes off scratching head.....

[mountaingal]

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This is one helluva trip report. Maximum respect to you ladies!

I'd love to do the nude bathing thing, but I'm so self-conscious.

Hope your back is much better now, Marilyn.

I love those pictures of the scenery, by the way. Making me so homesick. Thanks for posting.

[queenb]

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Originally posted by mountaingal:
[qb]This is one helluva trip report. Maximum respect to you ladies!

I'd love to do the nude bathing thing, but I'm so self-conscious.

[/qb]

Believe me, once you bite the bullet (willing or not), there's no problem at all with "letting it all hang out". No one could be more sensitive to the pressures of body image than I. After all, I am enormously above the rail-thin, media-induced vision of feminine size. Once the clothes got off, though, it seemed silly to hide. (Besides, no one has hands large enough to cover all this!)

[AngieB]

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Marilyn, this is great therapy.This will go down as the best trip report of the year I am sure. I wish we could be back there right now. keep writing, this is great. And enjoy school tomorrow although I know you have no desire to go back so soon. Look at it this way.....more money for the next trip. Hey Brownie, see what fun you have in store.

[mountaingal]

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Originally posted by queenb:
[qb]Believe me, once you bite the bullet (willing or not), there's no problem at all with "letting it all hang out". No one could be more sensitive to the pressures of body image than I. After all, I am enormously above the rail-thin, media-induced vision of feminine size. Once the clothes got off, though, it seemed silly to hide. (Besides, no one has hands large enough to cover all this!) [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] @ Queenb.

I guess it also helps to have a man who loves your body, as it seems Alberto does yours...

[Guest]

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Originally posted by queenb:
[qb]

Originally posted by mountaingal:
[qb]This is one helluva trip report. Maximum respect to you ladies!

I'd love to do the nude bathing thing, but I'm so self-conscious.

[/qb]

Believe me, once you bite the bullet (willing or not), there's no problem at all with "letting it all hang out". No one could be more sensitive to the pressures of body image than I. After all, I am enormously above the rail-thin, media-induced vision of feminine size. Once the clothes got off, though, it seemed silly to hide. (Besides, no one has hands large enough to cover all this!) [/qb]

You are a royal example to all us plus size woman !!!

[Marilyn]

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Miss Mention
Funny you should say that. The staff at Bar B Barn made note of the fact that Queen was not doing all of these "terrible" things prior to my arrival. I was dubbed a "bad influence", a title which I wear proudly.
Girlfriend tours-"If you can't stand the heat....stay in America."

[MissMention]

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Originally posted by Marilyn:
[qb]Miss Mention
Funny you should say that. The staff at Bar B Barn made note of the fact that Queen was not doing all of these "terrible" things prior to my arrival. I was dubbed a "bad influence", a title which I wear proudly.
Girlfriend tours-"If you can't stand the heat....stay in America."[/qb]

Marilyn, I beg you CORRUPT ME PLEASE [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[grandma2]

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bway Marilyn next time mi goin to Ja.mi want to go wid yu an Queen an jim an.... man yu guy have fun.

keep it coming girl im lovin it

[gmarieggers]

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Marilyn,

I was dubbed a "bad influence", a title which I wear proudly.
Girlfriend tours-"If you can't stand the heat....stay in America."

And a FINE JOB you do of it, sounds like you have it down to a fine art. But it also sounds like there is a line you don't cross (intelligence) and Queenb had her lovin' man there with her (intelligence). I'm married but the girlfriend trip would be one that would well be worth it! Love to come along is it for single women only? I'm sure there would be many things I could learn along with a mighty fine to be had by all! Hold your title with pride! It's well earned.

Murry

[Marilyn]

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Married women can go with us. We are equal opportunity employers.

Yes, I do draw the line. I have been with the same guy for 3 years and no one on this continent or the next can touch him, so why bother?

[AngieB]

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Marilyn, Marilyn....tell the women, everyone is invited to our March 2003 Girlfriend Tour. Single, Married, Engaged, Looking, no matter, come in your current state. We cater to women and their unique needs and being one ourselves, we know what you need [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] As soon as our plans are finalized, we'll post those dates, so all the women on the board who want to come, can. It will be the Westside Wondering Womens Bashment (WWWB).

[Guest]

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Originally posted by AngieB:
[qb]Marilyn, Marilyn....tell the women, everyone is invited to our March 2003 Girlfriend Tour. Single, Married, Engaged, Looking, no matter, come in your current state. We cater to women and their unique needs and being one ourselves, we know what you need [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] As soon as our plans are finalized, we'll post those dates, so all the women on the board who want to come, can. It will be the Westside Wondering Womens Bashment (WWWB).[/qb]

Well now. if November doesn't pan out, thoughts of March [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] may keep me from going postal

[Jeanie1]

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Marilyn – this is reely good – luv the story DWL – luv the pictures – sounds like u guys had a great time – mi a come wid onno nex time [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Marilyn]

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Thursday-Today is a day I am very excited about. I have asked my honey to take the day off and come over to Negril from Ochii and spend he day with me. We are going to have 12 days in Ochii after I get through checking out Negril for Girlfriend Tours, but I can't wait. I have not seen him since I made my surprise trip in November. It has been 8 months and I can't wait to see him.
I go to breakfast at Queens and we sit on her veranda and chat for a long time. I finally tell her that I need to go shower and get my face together. Yesterday was the day I fell down the river, and I am now feeling all the pain. I am upset because after months of diet,exercise, and sacrifice when I finally get to see him I am going to look like a train wreck. Oh well...love me...love my scars.
I go back to my room and I have not done a thing to myself when there is a knock on the door. I think it might be housekeeping or Alberto, but when I open it, there HE is, smiling a sly little smile with two new friends in tow no less whom I have never met, and I LOOK A MESS!!!!!!!
I fall into his arms and drink in my first kiss in months just like I do the warm caribbean sun. His friends stand by and grin foolishly as though I am kissing them too.
Introductions are made and I grab my things and we head right back over to Queens. Before we go I get the worst over with and show him all my wounds. He is properly impressed and I get some much needed sympathy.
At Queens introductions are made and we start hitting the vodka at 10:00 AM (we have to send out for two more bottles during the morning). Tommy arrives (you know the one who has tried his best to get my cookies), and when he meets my man he tells him what a "good girl and tower of strength" I am, and how lucky he is to have me.
Mr. Smug replies that he never worries about me (I think this is more attributed to his sense of he got it going on than it is to my virtue and morals). Jamaican men....gotta love em.
We begin to play dominos and Tommy comes up with the bright idea of calling Alberto, who is at work trying to make a living, and telling him that there are 3 strange men on his porch.
Tommy makes that call, and Alberto is all the way at Risky Business, but 4 minutes later a black bolt of ligtening charges up those tricky spiral stairs, nostrils blazing and fists ready. His little eyes narrowed to slits dart frantically from one face to the other taking in the scene. There's me, Queen, Tommy and 3 strange men. Everyone laughs and Alberto can't see what's so damn funny.
Introductions and EXPLANATIONS are made and Alberto laughs too. He then immediately flips into host mode and runs himself crazy seeing that everyone has everything they need at HIS house before he goes back to work.
After a couple of hours honey and I go for some private time. All of his concern for my ripped up back stops when he flips me on it. It is serious now, time to take care of business, injuries be damned. Without any more details I can truthfully say I did not feel any pain in my back.
We all reunite on the beach and go over to a little place for food. A little more alone time and around 6:00 they head back to Ochii. I know we will see each other in a few days.
Thursday night later.....gotta go to day 1 of school.