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Re: Negril - Marilyn's Trip Report
First let me make a correction. Queen informs me that we did not go out the night of the Roaring River adventure. You have to realize that I always did my journal notes the next morning after breakfast when I was SOBER, so how can you possibly expect them to be 100% correct?
Saturday morning we just spend the morning on the beach and at he bar. Where the girls are the bos will be
Marilyn on the beach at Bar B Barn
The men just gather around Us and just stay there
This is the morning that I decide to open one of the four bottles of champagne I brought from home. Jamaica is a wonderful country, but I find the champagne selection very limited and quite expensive. I get the bar staff to put ice in a bucket and borrow two champagne glasses. Queen is already in the sea for her morning swim chatting away with a young lady on a raft. I wade out with two full champagne glasses in hand. She starts to chatter away with the lady about me "corrupting" her with champagne at 10:00 in the morning. This does not, however, stop her from coming in and helping me finish off the rest of the bottle. We are by now feeling no pain. A perfect blue day,the sea, and champagne with a good friend. It's another shoot me moment!!
I met a charming little tyke named Aspen, who is the son of Mr. Slice pizza man. He and his Dad are out for a frolc in the sea. He is intent on eating all the ice in my champagne bucket. He also reached up with his two tiny little hands and palmd my ***. They learn early huh?
Tonight- Ange B,Peachy, Swedish Rasta and friend and Angie and Peachy's escorts of the evening meet up with Geo Cox at Debuss. The Queen and Alberto get some much needed rest (uh huh).
After a little while at Debuss we decide to go to the Jungle. Angie decides to ride with this guy in a seperate car. When we get to the jungle Geo Cox remarks that we will not see Angie again. His littl depraved mind thinks that she will go off with this guy. I know my girl better , and geo asks if I am willing to put my money where my mouth is. We both put up 50J (BIG SPENDERS) on the bet. She does take a while getting there (he went to pay his employees, he owns a watersports business), but before we make it to the first bar she arrives. I win, gimme my money!!!!!
I never see Geo again this trip. He disappears into the jungle never to be seen again.
We have a wonderful time at the Jungle. It is much better than the first time I went there. I loved the "selector." (DJ) Some guy attaches himself to me by saying he knows Alberto. When I tell Alberto this the next say he says "He don't know me. Ask him what is my birthday. If he no know my birthday, he no know me."
He buys me drinks all evening (trying to get me drunk, haha IMPOSSIBLE) and tells me he is the world's greatest and I should try him out.
I reply that in order to prove that I would have to f*** everyone else in the world to make the comparison, and at 50 I didn't think I had enough time. Eventually,they get discouraged and go away, as this one did.
Angie's guy takes us to get jerked chicken (pure heaven), then they drop me off around 3:00AM. She however has more adventures until 5:00 AM which I think she covered in her report.
First let me make a correction. Queen informs me that we did not go out the night of the Roaring River adventure. You have to realize that I always did my journal notes the next morning after breakfast when I was SOBER, so how can you possibly expect them to be 100% correct?
Saturday morning we just spend the morning on the beach and at he bar. Where the girls are the bos will be
Marilyn on the beach at Bar B Barn
The men just gather around Us and just stay there
This is the morning that I decide to open one of the four bottles of champagne I brought from home. Jamaica is a wonderful country, but I find the champagne selection very limited and quite expensive. I get the bar staff to put ice in a bucket and borrow two champagne glasses. Queen is already in the sea for her morning swim chatting away with a young lady on a raft. I wade out with two full champagne glasses in hand. She starts to chatter away with the lady about me "corrupting" her with champagne at 10:00 in the morning. This does not, however, stop her from coming in and helping me finish off the rest of the bottle. We are by now feeling no pain. A perfect blue day,the sea, and champagne with a good friend. It's another shoot me moment!!
I met a charming little tyke named Aspen, who is the son of Mr. Slice pizza man. He and his Dad are out for a frolc in the sea. He is intent on eating all the ice in my champagne bucket. He also reached up with his two tiny little hands and palmd my ***. They learn early huh?
Tonight- Ange B,Peachy, Swedish Rasta and friend and Angie and Peachy's escorts of the evening meet up with Geo Cox at Debuss. The Queen and Alberto get some much needed rest (uh huh).
After a little while at Debuss we decide to go to the Jungle. Angie decides to ride with this guy in a seperate car. When we get to the jungle Geo Cox remarks that we will not see Angie again. His littl depraved mind thinks that she will go off with this guy. I know my girl better , and geo asks if I am willing to put my money where my mouth is. We both put up 50J (BIG SPENDERS) on the bet. She does take a while getting there (he went to pay his employees, he owns a watersports business), but before we make it to the first bar she arrives. I win, gimme my money!!!!!
I never see Geo again this trip. He disappears into the jungle never to be seen again.
We have a wonderful time at the Jungle. It is much better than the first time I went there. I loved the "selector." (DJ) Some guy attaches himself to me by saying he knows Alberto. When I tell Alberto this the next say he says "He don't know me. Ask him what is my birthday. If he no know my birthday, he no know me."
He buys me drinks all evening (trying to get me drunk, haha IMPOSSIBLE) and tells me he is the world's greatest and I should try him out.
I reply that in order to prove that I would have to f*** everyone else in the world to make the comparison, and at 50 I didn't think I had enough time. Eventually,they get discouraged and go away, as this one did.
Angie's guy takes us to get jerked chicken (pure heaven), then they drop me off around 3:00AM. She however has more adventures until 5:00 AM which I think she covered in her report.
on our FRIEND, Moses....93 days soon come [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] 
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