COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..Here

[Wendy]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: loops</div><div class="ubbcode-body">if the speaky don't spokey...he must go in the pokey. </div></div>

BOADWL Mi like dah wan dey

[Magician]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fawncie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i choose to use this evidence to point out to the defendant that another non-jamaican can understand him so therefore trying to say that only jamaicans can understand him is false. and to point out that the said non-jamaican does not speak patwa and out right said that the defendant does not speak patwa either but some other broken messed up something or another

Thank you Loops for your testimony </div></div>

[Magician]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<span style="font-size: 14pt">DEPUTY PROSECUTOR - CLOSING STATEMENT PLEASE.
Voting starts in 30min. </span>

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: prosecutordude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
judge and Jury.
The trial and hopefully the subsequent conviction of the defendant known as Blakkgiant, alias Blugiant, should not be taken lightly...for within
within these proceedings, as they unfold, we will see that...although the defendant may be &quot;well meaning&quot; in many of his pursuits and
demeanors ....the end result has produced nothing but pure chaos, mahem, and disenfranchisement along Boardlane Habitants.
At stake is the beautiful marriage of the virgin moderator known as &quot;Tanya&quot;
At stake is a beautiful dialect known as Jamaican Patois....which has been brutally and shamelessly butchered, and thrown to the hyenas in favor of some sort of new wave, glitzy, eye catching, impossible
to understand blonde form of pig latin.

Witnesses to the character of the defendant will give testimony establishing his motives for these misdeeds.
Witnesses to the actual misdeeds will also give testimony.
Mothers, girlfrens, orphans, and anybody else we can parade up on the stand will testify as well, to the end result that the said defendant will be convicted.

Members of the jury, I ask you to keep an open mind through the trial of the womanizing word butcher known as Blakkgiant,
...and then deliver him &quot;guilty as sin&quot;.

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Judge and Jury


I think ProsecutahDude has proven through several testimonies that BluBlakGiant is guilty for the destruction of Virgin Tanya's marriage. Virgin Tanya provided ample documentation proving this point.

Also, it has been shown in several witnesses testimonies (including the defendant's) that BluBlakGiant continually butchers the Jamaican Patois dialect into his own dialect which has been described as &quot;babylon oyinbo mzungu patois.&quot;

Therefore there can be only one decision here and that is GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

The prosecution rests yuh honor.

[Magician]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Very well Deputy. You are doing an excellent job in lieu of the real prosecutor who fell victim to VX. (You may approach this big bench later for additional tips)

In the absence of closing statements from Gen the Defense Liar (found in a compromising position [allegedely] in the lounge) I sentence the Defendant Orenthal Blue...

Sorry, the jurors will now vote and I will read the verdic tomorrow. Please to allow Court to have him mawnin tea before the verdic. This COURT is ADJOURNED!
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[LusciousJohnson]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chief_Justice</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-size: 14pt">Very well Deputy. You are doing an excellent job in lieu of the real prosecutor who fell victim to VX. (You may approach this big bench later for additional tips)
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thanks yuh honor

[Seveen]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: loops</div><div class="ubbcode-body">if the speaky don't spokey...he must go in the pokey. </div></div>

you're killing me over here

[Peasie]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fawncie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chief_Justice</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Very well Deputy. You are doing an excellent job in lieu of the real prosecutor who fell victim to VX. (You may approach this big bench later for additional tips) </div></div>
thanks yuh honor </div></div>

Seh feh, an watch mi all tek you and dis judge baxide to Fambly Kote

[loops]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

it is so obvious this site originates in Florida.

the freaking ballot box won't work! am i the only one experiencing this? if i yam....

i call mzungu oyinbo discrimination!!!!!

[Wendy]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

No Yur hana ..memba sey people dey pan lack dung a work an need fi testify ..Plus Vegas a get har did and dat deh horse hair naah done til 5 aclack tidey. Court a run all nite

[Magician]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

MOTION TO EXTEND COURT SESSION INTO HAPPY HOUR GRANTED.

[julie*mango]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fawncie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chief_Justice</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-size: 14pt">Very well Deputy. You are doing an excellent job in lieu of the real prosecutor who fell victim to VX. (You may approach this big bench later for additional tips)
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thanks yuh honor </div></div>

weh yu a bat yeye awfta mi baby fawda fah

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BluspkInterpreta</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fawncie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chief_Justice</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-size: 14pt">Very well Deputy. You are doing an excellent job in lieu of the real prosecutor who fell victim to VX. (You may approach this big bench later for additional tips)
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thanks yuh honor </div></div>

weh yu a bat yeye awfta mi baby fawda fah </div></div>





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[Magician]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BluspkInterpreta</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

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