COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..Here

[turtledude]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Virgin_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> source Exhibit A
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> tanya yu eva figgar out y mii luv yu </div></div> </div></div>

Ms Tanyer...how did awl dis manstawking affect yur marriage relationship?

[Gen]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<span style="font-size: 17pt">habjection your honourable</span>

what is the relevance of dis testimony ?



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: prosecutordude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Good tuh see ya dis marnin Ms Sevey, and my you are lookin sweet!
Do you promise to tell deh whole trut, half deh truth, and anything but deh troot, so help you, uh, whatever?

Carry on wid your testimoney den!!!! </div></div>

since 2003 i have been a faithful member of the jamaican.com community

at that time there was a gentleman - although that has been questioned too - known as blugi

i have made many trips to jamaica - have heard patois high in the hills of the cockpit country

nothing mr (eh eh) blugi wrote remotely resembled the sound and style of patois of jamaica

i often wondered if it was sanskrit or some ancient language only understood by him

as blugi morphed into blugiant the language become more and more difficult to understand

and then he added plenty of garnishes of &quot;mzungu&quot; at every turn

</div></div>

[Peasie]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

rah.

[turtledude]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
PRESENT! Missa Prasecutah

<span style="font-style: italic">Tanya, yuh waan buy likkle Kleenex fi dry yeyewata?</span> </div></div>

Give deh testimony Peasie!

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Source Exhibit A3

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">dere iss more intimacee widd a new ting. a new ting iss bout da unknown ann dat y de level aff intimacee iss iighten. ting bout dat furst thyme mii touch tanya inn dat private ann close way. intimacee iss natt bout luv butt dat close feelinn. </div></div>

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: prosecutordude</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Virgin_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> source Exhibit A
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> tanya yu eva figgar out y mii luv yu </div></div> </div></div>

Ms Tanyer...how did awl dis manstawking affect yur marriage relationship? </div></div>

Yerr hanarebble mi wife leff mi waaiieeeeeee an mi girlfren pan di side Bizi leff mi to

[turtledude]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Virgin_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: prosecutordude</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Virgin_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> source Exhibit A
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> tanya yu eva figgar out y mii luv yu </div></div> </div></div>

Ms Tanyer...how did awl dis manstawking affect yur marriage relationship? </div></div>

Yerr hanarebble mi wife leff mi waaiieeeeeee an mi girlfren pan di side Bizi leff mi to </div></div>

there, there, Tanyer. You may step down to recompose yuself fuh a while. There's a lounge down the hall wid evryting an so.

<span style="font-size: 14pt"> nex Wikness!</span>

[Gen]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<span style="font-style: italic">cross examine this witness and face the jury</span>


<span style="font-size: 11pt">seveen...were you bawn in jamaica ? NO. You have been to jamaica several times and have nevah once been to moco tap.

according to rentadreads errrr witnesses in negril, when yuh come to jamaica a only pan the nawth coast yuh stay suh why on earth do you think you know what moco patwa is ?

<span style="text-decoration: underline">YOU HAVE NEVER LEFT NEGRIL SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS SPOKEN IN THE REST OF THE ISLAND.</span> </span>


<span style="font-style: italic">no further questions your hanarable </span>







<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: prosecutordude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Good tuh see ya dis marnin Ms Sevey, and my you are lookin sweet!
Do you promise to tell deh whole trut, half deh truth, and anything but deh troot, so help you, uh, whatever?

Carry on wid your testimoney den!!!! </div></div>

since 2003 i have been a faithful member of the jamaican.com community

at that time there was a gentleman - although that has been questioned too - known as blugi

i have made many trips to jamaica - have heard patois high in the hills of the cockpit country

nothing mr (eh eh) blugi wrote remotely resembled the sound and style of patois of jamaica

i often wondered if it was sanskrit or some ancient language only understood by him

as blugi morphed into blugiant the language become more and more difficult to understand

and then he added plenty of garnishes of &quot;mzungu&quot; at every turn

</div></div>

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: prosecutordude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Give deh testimony Peasie! </div></div>

Your Honwhore,

Although I have been a member of Ja.com since 2003, I recently got more active in 2009. During those <span style="font-weight: bold">six</span> years, I, <span style="font-weight: bold">a Jamaican weh bawn hondah Kingston clack towah</span>, steeped myself into my own culture - it's language, idioms, music, <span style="text-decoration: line-through">blue drawz</span> epicurean delights, etc. before returning to Boad Lane. So it was to my utter dismay that, upon encountering di dry-foot-cawnmeal-parrij-eatin-eediat-bway Blugi, mi razalize dat him a mash hup wi cultcha to rahtid All now mi caawn figgah wat him a try fi seh

Mi Evidence

[turtledude]

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<span style="font-size: 17pt">Hobjekshun!!!!!! yur honor, iz nat tyme fuh crass examiration! </span>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">cross examine this witness and face the jury</span>


<span style="font-size: 11pt">seveen...were you bawn in jamaica ? NO. You have been to jamaica several times and have nevah once been to moco tap.

according to rentadreads errrr witnesses in negril, when yuh come to jamaica a only pan the nawth coast yuh stay suh why on earth do you think you know what moco patwa is ?

<span style="text-decoration: underline">YOU HAVE NEVER LEFT NEGRIL SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS SPOKEN IN THE REST OF THE ISLAND.</span> </span>


<span style="font-style: italic">no further questions your hanarable </span>







<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: prosecutordude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Good tuh see ya dis marnin Ms Sevey, and my you are lookin sweet!
Do you promise to tell deh whole trut, half deh truth, and anything but deh troot, so help you, uh, whatever?

Carry on wid your testimoney den!!!! </div></div>

since 2003 i have been a faithful member of the jamaican.com community

at that time there was a gentleman - although that has been questioned too - known as blugi

i have made many trips to jamaica - have heard patois high in the hills of the cockpit country

nothing mr (eh eh) blugi wrote remotely resembled the sound and style of patois of jamaica

i often wondered if it was sanskrit or some ancient language only understood by him

as blugi morphed into blugiant the language become more and more difficult to understand

and then he added plenty of garnishes of &quot;mzungu&quot; at every turn

</div></div> </div></div>

[turtledude]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<span style="font-size: 14pt">This bears repeating...sarry fuh interuption, Ms Peasie </span>


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Your Honwhore,

Although I have been a member of Ja.com since 2003, I recently got more active in 2009. During those <span style="font-weight: bold">six</span> years, I, <span style="font-weight: bold">a Jamaican weh bawn hondah Kingston clack towah</span>, steeped myself into my own culture - it's language, idioms, music, <span style="text-decoration: line-through">blue drawz</span> epicurean delights, etc. before returning to Boad Lane. So it was to my utter dismay that, upon encountering di dry-foot-cawnmeal-parrij-eatin-eediat-bway Blugi, mi razalize dat him a mash hup wi cultcha to rahtid All now mi caawn figgah wat him a try fi seh

Mi Evidence

</div></div>

[RichD]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">cross examine this witness and face the jury</span>


<span style="font-size: 11pt">seveen...were you bawn in jamaica ? NO. You have been to jamaica several times and have nevah once been to moco tap.

according to rentadreads errrr witnesses in negril, when yuh come to jamaica a only pan the nawth coast yuh stay suh why on earth do you think you know what moco patwa is ?

<span style="text-decoration: underline">YOU HAVE NEVER LEFT NEGRIL SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS SPOKEN IN THE REST OF THE ISLAND.</span> </span>


<span style="font-style: italic">no further questions your hanarable </span>







</div></div>

how dis lawyer ask an answer di questions?

[Magician]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Will de people dem rise fi de Most Honourable His High-ness Dr. Sir Magix Chief Justice of Magistatory - Boardland G-strick. </span></span>

[turtledude]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

Ms peasie, wouldn't you also say that it's hard to disagree with someone you can't understand?.....btw. did the defendant try to make any &quot;passes&quot; at you?

[Peasie]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<span style="font-style: italic">I rise to you </span>