COURTROOM FI DI DEFENSE..Here

[turtledude]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chief_Justice</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-size: 14pt">DEFENSE LIER - CLOSING STATEMENT PLEASE.
Voting starts in 30min. </span> </div></div>

yuh is a hignahrant judge esee, dis a mockree sintin unno nuh seeet, is hengin judge dis, him nuh kno not a ting wah name justice, a de chief dutty justUS dis a him wi fi hawl outta ya an beat

<span style="font-style: italic">run gawn roun de kawnah before dem site a who</span> </div></div>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Yur Judgeship! cite dis man fuh CanteMpt!!! 30 days!</span>

[Emperah]

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<span style="font-style: italic">liff up mi megaphone</span>

unno si de one prosecutah, him tink him cute, him is a needah chief justus weh love come out in drag pan de weekenn, de two dem need fi get touch up b4 dem reach dem yaad tuhnite <span style="font-size: 8pt">if dem reach dem yaad</span> anyway de two a dem a some crabblous weh need fi....... ---------------&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;

[blugiant]

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eediat trial sintinn



aftah de trial cum da fiyah pon wendee eediat trial ting

[turtledude]

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AAAArrrrgh! Fine time for deh Judge to now pass out inna HIM chambers. Agin...whe Fawncie guh? CLERK!!!!

[LusciousJohnson]

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mi did a go look fi di judge

[julie*mango]

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[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">liff up mi megaphone</span>

unno si de one prosecutah, him tink him cute, him is a needah chief justus weh love come out in drag pan de weekenn, de two dem need fi get touch up b4 dem reach dem yaad tuhnite </div></div>
I can prove dat di prosecutah is indeed cute The drag thing is part of, well, you know, a little fantasy thing we <span style="font-style: italic">three</span> have going

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">liff up mi megaphone</span>

unno si de one prosecutah, him tink him cute, him is a needah chief justus weh love come out in drag pan de weekenn, de two dem need fi get touch up b4 dem reach dem yaad tuhnite <span style="font-size: 8pt">if dem reach dem yaad</span> anyway de two a dem a some crabblous weh need fi....... ---------------&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; </div></div>

YUH HONOR!

yuh si di kinda wikkness di defense a bring in yah

weh di baliff?! yuh honor mi a beg yuh fi have disya wikness removed fram di kote!

[Emperah]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">liff up mi megaphone</span>

unno si de one prosecutah, him tink him cute, him is a needah chief justus weh love come out in drag pan de weekenn, de two dem need fi get touch up b4 dem reach dem yaad tuhnite </div></div>
I can prove dat di prosecutah is indeed cute The drag thing is part of, well, you know, a little fantasy thing we <span style="font-style: italic">three</span> have going </div></div>

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BluspkInterpreta</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>

him soon come. him haffi...um...regroup fi kote

[Tropicana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Virgin_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> mi post mi eveidence awf di stalking in di prosecution post </div></div>

You too untruth, you noh married, you a noh lesbian and im NEVAH stalk you. im nevah do you nutten.

Your honor Ms Tanya and her blow kitties should be cited for PURR - GER REE.

Also, Ms Fawncie should be removed from the court and all of her statements should be removed from the record as she is not dressed or behaving appropriately for a court room. The skimpy clothing, boots and gyrations <span style="font-weight: bold">SHOULD BE KEPT INNA DE DANCE HALL!! </span> She a attempt to confuse Your Honour and de male membahs a de jury wid all ar jiggling and gyrating.

Also, Prosecutordude should be removed from the case immmediately for threatening to produce doctored evidence of me in a compormising positno wid blu in an attempt to silence me...everyone knows that I am as pure as the driven snow and always lick out gainst slackness and whorish behaviour. Don't be fooled by concoctions from his photoshop lab.

[Tropicana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fawncie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi did a go look fi di judge </div></div>

Seeit deh! Seeit deh!

[Tropicana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">liff up mi megaphone</span>

unno si de one prosecutah, him tink him cute, him is a needah chief justus weh love come out in drag pan de weekenn, de two dem need fi get touch up b4 dem reach dem yaad tuhnite </div></div><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I can prove dat di prosecutah is indeed cute The drag thing is part of, well, you know, a little fantasy thing we <span style="font-style: italic">three</span> have going </div></div>

Seeit deh! Seeit deh!

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Virgin_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> mi post mi eveidence awf di stalking in di prosecution post </div></div>

You too untruth, you noh married, you a noh lesbian and im NEVAH stalk you. im nevah do you nutten.

Your honor Ms Tanya should be cited for PURR - JER RE.

Also, Ms Fawncie should be removed from the court and all of her statements should be removed from the record as she is not dressed or behaving appropriately for a court room. The skimpy clothing, boots and gyrations <span style="font-weight: bold">SHOULD BE KEPT INNA DE DANCE HALL!! </span> She a attempt to confuse Your Honour and de male membahs a de jury wid all ar jiggling and gyrating.

Also, Prosecutordude should be removed from the case immmediately for threatening to produce doctored evidence of me in a compormising positno wid blu in an attempt to silence me...everyone knows that I am as pure as the driven snow and always lick out gainst slackness and whorish behaviour. Don't be fooled by concoctions from his photoshop lab. </div></div>

pappa jeesas

mi know seh yuh nuh know mi soh mi wi gi yuh di benefit a di doubt dis time. but juss soh yuh know...if mi diddeh inna mi dancehall gear it woulda noice mi nuh weh di skimpy ting dem yuh a chat bout

an jigglin an gyrating nuh necessary fi mi enuh


wah wrang wid mi kote attire


mi like it

[turtledude]

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Tropi: <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Also, Prosecutordude should be removed from the case immmediately for threatening to produce doctored evidence of me in a compormising positno wid blu in an attempt to silence me...everyone knows that I am as pure as the driven snow and always lick out gainst slackness and whorish behaviour. Don't be fooled by concoctions from his photoshop lab.
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