TULIP ..Come on Over!

[DC]

Re: TULIP ..Come on Over!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My dearest Tulip,

As fi di one name Fancy, one eveling shi come eena di bar wid two mismatch shoes An when mi seh 'mismatch' mi mean one was platform an di addah was flip flop Dat wouldn't be so bad, ekcep Fancy go on wid one dallah wine in di miggle of di floor dat mek poor Miss Silent River buss out inna one gospel hymn and chrow dung two white rum

I remain,

Gungo B. Pease </div></div>




....Don't figget di five glass a Bailey's rum cream!.... <span style="font-style: italic">*hick...hick* </span>

[ILP]

Re: TULIP ..Come on Over!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thanks for answering Wendy's nosy questions, Tulip. You're a welcome addition to this board

As the proprietor of an establishment, fondly known by the locals as the <span style="text-decoration: underline">ShutUp Bax</span> I am the bastion of discretion. My establishment caters to individuals with discretionary tastes who seek high-class liquor and gourmet food.. So please step by one evening for your complimentary cocktail

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">Psst, Tulip. Some tings I have learned about di boardites who faas in yuh bizniz here ...

<span style="font-weight: bold">Wendy</span> - shi doan know harself when shi tek up two watas. Mi seh, di oddah day shi bax weh di DJ mic an stawt recite one Lady Saw chune a talk bout is Shakespeare

<span style="font-weight: bold">DahJahPawtTwo</span> - one eveling im puddung one piece a bawling bout pit bull a tek ovah mi bar! Come to fine out, nuh Tanya walk een wid Tango!

<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP</span> - shi gwaan like seh shi a jrink organic Irish Moss but shi gi mi likkle smalls fi add few ounces of jancrow batty

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I remain,

Gungo B. Peas </div></div>

How much time mi muss tell you fi stop scandalize mi bout di place.
You is no kinna proprietress
You place need fi shut down long ago.

[sistactry]

Re: TULIP ..Come on Over!

Tulip, me haffe go print dis and read it on the train going home, it too long to ketch up now...,

i just wanted to hail u up, and tell u, u are a very nice addition to our board, i juss luvvv your spirit~~

God bless you sister, and gwaan wid ur bad self~~

[Tulip]

Re: TULIP ..Come on Over!

Awww Sista, I have gotten easy to cry now so don't tempt me. You make me feel real special. I'm going to see if I can brustle up my exterior after this though.

[Peasie]

Re: TULIP ..Come on Over!

Here Tulip, this wi help toughen yuh up.



you're welcome

[Tulip]

Re: TULIP ..Come on Over!

Thanks Peasie. With your help, I should be a turtle back woman in no time.