maddaratar aff da ear cantest

[blugiant]

Re: Coless gitt eliminated

mii entar da canfarance room ann da jesusdread panel tart fii sing:

each must make his life flow with in
a tumbling block or a stepping stone
itt just while all the people like you and me
will be builders for eternity
each is given the bag of tools
da shapeless mask and the book of rules

mii ask da jesusdreadread panel y dem waan fii bunn coless cah x-man ann da admonstaratars neva even acknowledge dat coles noo langar wan maddaratar. da jesusdread panel sey cah dem close da book pon ar shii affii gitt bunn cah shii neva even logg inn ann sey goodbye. miitell dem fii tekk itt eezee pon mii friend cah coless wass a slow reader ann shii cood natt keep upp. da jesusdread panel iff yu beeleeve evereeting yu reed ar doan read pon yah bout beeinn litarate, betta natt fii reed. da jesusdread panel sey a few coless wass missinn a few volumes cah mind readers use fii charge ar alff price.

coless yu ave been bunn ann thrown inna da bunnfiyah. coless avebeen afficallee eliminated fram da maddaratar aff da ear cantest. mii laff soo da jesusdread panel ask mii wat sweet mii [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[Magician]

Re: stylediva gitt eliminated

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">watt wrang widd ar playinn widd ar monitor. da jesusdread panel dat y shii natt gittinn da woole pitcha </div></div>

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if a laff a pop!

[blugiant]

Re: diamonddave gitt eliminated

mii entar da canfarance room ann da jesusdread panel tart fii sing:

bling,bling...yeah..aweh mi simting,
bling,bling...emerald cut ring
bling,bling...yeah..aweh mi simting,
bling,bling chapparit and ting
da jesusdread panel cum fii bunn bling maddaratar

fiftee men gitt bunn cah dem warship bling gold chain
dem chainlink fence forged by a poor man's pain
mined from da ground with sweat & fear
brought to a shine widd poor peeps tears
dat y da jesusdread panel affii bunn wan maddaratar

mii tell da jesusdread panel fii tapp tryinn fii mash upp ub chune. onlee wan bling maddaratar mii knoo. soo juss fii bee certain mii tell dem fii cum again. soo dem tart doinn fii dem varsian aff baby cham:

fram yuh a bun a [censored], can I get a…….
let mi get a aaaah from all the hot crew
awll di ganja man dem a fi big dem up too
[censored]’s you know what you can do
fram yuh bunn a [censored], can i gett an effingham...


mii tell dem fii stapp cah mii knoo dem waan mii fii bunn diamond dave butt imm neva cuss ar bunn [censored] soo dem fii cease. da jesusdread panel sey mii wrang cah diamond dave luv fii drapp eff wurds. dem quote diamond dave

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> We managed to record an alternate version of a song from the first Black Diamond CD called "Lady G" .....we called the new one "Lady Effingham" (Effingham[sp?] is a city near to Seattle...in an attempt to refrain from dropping F bombs at the ballpark, we decided to use Effingham as a replacement, as in, "darn, it's effingham cold today"</div></div>

da jesusdread panel sey dat ole musicans widd dem typa lyrics gitt noo effingham radio play soo dem music gitt effingham played out. mii add fii defend diamond dave sooo mii tell da jesusdread panel dat imm band neva gitt noo air play. dem tell mii sey dat diamond dave band iss soo dummb dat peeps ovatand da band lyrics ann still doan gitt wat dem singinn bout.

da jesusdread panel sey dat diamond dave goo jamaica soo much dat sum rubbinn aff pon imm cah imm bunninn mzungu [censored]. mii tell dem fii stapp lieinn cah diamond dave wood neva doo dat. dem quote diamond dave:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hunter's dad is a white homosexual??!! </div></div>


wat a ting. da jesusdread panel sey diamond dave iss noo langar wan aff dem jamaican tourist cah ave sum yaawd chat fii troo even dough wii knoo hunter father iss natt wan mzungu homosexual. still mii tell dem dat mii rate imm fii dat cah. plus da jesusdread panel imm wan aff da few jamaicanholics dat knoo dat wen jamaicans chattinn bout whites dem natt chattinn bout mzungu. dat y da dem mosquitos wey bite imm wen imm visit jamaica ar still inn fiyah water rehabb

diamond dave yu ave been bunn ann thrown inna da bunnfiyah. diamond dave iss afficallee eliminated fram maddaratar aff da ear cantest

[turtledude]

Re: diamonddave gitt eliminated

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] <span style="color: #3366FF">my head hurts </span> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> wi nah join nuh sodomatical system
</div></div>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> mind readers use fii charge ar alff price. </div></div>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> wan aff da few jamaicanholics dat knoo dat wen jamaicans chattinn bout whites dem natt chattinn bout mzungu. dat y da dem mosquitos wey bite imm wen imm visit jamaica ar still inn fiyah water rehabb
</div></div>

[DiamondDave]

Re: diamonddave gitt eliminated

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mii entar da canfarance room ann da jesusdread panel tart fii sing:

bling,bling...yeah..aweh mi simting,
bling,bling...emerald cut ring
bling,bling...yeah..aweh mi simting,
bling,bling chapparit and ting
da jesusdread panel cum fii bunn bling maddaratar

fiftee men gitt bunn cah dem warship bling gold chain
dem chainlink fence forged by a poor man's pain
mined from da ground with sweat & fear
brought to a shine widd poor peeps tears
dat y da jesusdread panel affii bunn wan maddaratar

mii tell da jesusdread panel fii tapp tryinn fii mash upp ub chune. onlee wan bling maddaratar mii knoo. soo juss fii bee certain mii tell dem fii cum again. soo dem tart doinn fii dem varsian aff baby cham:

fram yuh a bun a [censored], can I get a…….
let mi get a aaaah from all the hot crew
awll di ganja man dem a fi big dem up too
[censored]’s you know what you can do
fram yuh bunn a [censored], can i gett an effingham...


mii tell dem fii stapp cah mii knoo dem waan mii fii bunn diamond dave butt imm neva cuss ar bunn [censored] soo dem fii cease. da jesusdread panel sey mii wrang cah diamond dave luv fii drapp eff wurds. dem quote diamond dave

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> We managed to record an alternate version of a song from the first Black Diamond CD called "Lady G" .....we called the new one "Lady Effingham" (Effingham[sp?] is a city near to Seattle...in an attempt to refrain from dropping F bombs at the ballpark, we decided to use Effingham as a replacement, as in, "darn, it's effingham cold today"</div></div>

da jesusdread panel sey dat ole musicans widd dem typa lyrics gitt noo effingham radio play soo dem music gitt effingham played out. mii add fii defend diamond dave sooo mii tell da jesusdread panel dat imm band neva gitt noo air play. dem tell mii sey dat diamond dave band iss soo dummb dat peeps ovatand da band lyrics ann still doan gitt wat dem singinn bout.

da jesusdread panel sey dat diamond dave goo jamaica soo much dat sum rubbinn aff pon imm cah imm bunninn mzungu [censored]. mii tell dem fii stapp lieinn cah diamond dave wood neva doo dat. dem quote diamond dave:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hunter's dad is a white homosexual??!! </div></div>


wat a ting. da jesusdread panel sey diamond dave iss noo langar wan aff dem jamaican tourist cah ave sum yaawd chat fii troo even dough wii knoo hunter father iss natt wan mzungu homosexual. still mii tell dem dat mii rate imm fii dat cah. plus da jesusdread panel imm wan aff da few jamaicanholics dat knoo dat wen jamaicans chattinn bout whites dem natt chattinn bout mzungu. dat y da dem mosquitos wey bite imm wen imm visit jamaica ar still inn fiyah water rehabb

diamond dave yu ave been bunn ann thrown inna da bunnfiyah. diamond dave iss afficallee eliminated fram maddaratar aff da ear cantest </div></div>

dis mek mi laff [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Magician]

Re: diamonddave gitt eliminated

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
So humuch ppl still lef standing?
Caw mi loose counta a who bun up already, an a who still de a wait fi bun. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dizzy.gif[/img]

[blugiant]

Re: PurposDrvnBredda gitt eliminated

mii entar da canfarance room cah mii ear da jesusdread panel singinn:

oh wii liff up wii heads to the father
cah he made me strong
he put the food on my table
yess and in my heart he belongs
oh Jah I love you so
mighty God I need you so,
cah wii knoo da jesusdread bunnfiyah iss riteous ting
fii purifii
Sing Along


Haliluja, praise his name
Haliluja, highest praise
Haliluja, night and day
Haliluja

soo mii sey tell da jesusdread panel dat itt sund like thyme fii bunn wan aff dem christian maddaratar butt dem affii cum betta. dem tart fii sing again:

a jus Jah works when yuh see the rain fall
Jah works, blessings overall
jah works when yuh see the sun shine
ah works, blessings evereethyme
a juss jah wuk wen mii bunn maddaratar


well, Jah works is worthy to be praised
tell awll de yute dem whey a gaze out dem days
duuh, mi a beg yuh tek yuh han from yuh ears
chant a couple psalms ah mi say dont you be amazed
cah, time is getting rough
yuh got to hol up yuh head a mi say got to step it up
thyme is getting hard
yuh cyaan be a fool, yuh cyaan live like nuh fraud

mii tell dem dat sanchez ann terra fabulous chune nice butt mii doan knoo witch wan fii bunn.

dem tell mii fii pay close attenshan too da nexx wan

i fii jesus
yuh fii jesus
awl fii jesus
jesusdread panel cum fii bunn awl maddaratar xxcept wan

mii tell dem fii stapp cah gitt woo. mii ask dem y oonnoo waan fii bunn pdb. dem sey itt cah purposdrvnbredda wass natt perfekk wen imm trii sermonized too wan defacto jesusdread panel memba:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: PurposDrvnBredda</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<span style='font-family: Arial Black'> Nuh worry, as mi talking to u mi talkin to miself to. If we a Christian we fi do betta an cova wi one anedda..... De mere fact seh de Moderator dem nay even know wish pawt fi put de tred is reason enough. </span> </div></div>

mii add fii trii fii defend pbd cah imm wass wan aff da hardest wukkinn maddaratar lass ear soo mii ask da jesusdread panel soo wat iff pdb chatt too imself cah imm beeleevee sey imm earinn voice. mii ask y dem goo tekk imm beeleef ann mekk joke. dem sey wat mii shood ave sedd iss dat pdb chattinn imself iss da perfekk xxample dat god ave a sense aff humour. yess dem sey pdb lives inn da same wurld butt diffarant universe.

plus pdb natt xxempt fram gittinn bunn wen imm doan gitt enuff votes. pdb da jesusdread panel waan fii knoo y yu soo frenquentlee chatt bout chattinn too yuself. da jesusdread panel sey pdb luv fii cumplain bout noise inna da library cah imm cyaan ear imm self thinkinn unless itt qwiet. mii tell da jesusdread panel fii stapp cah dem train piano players fii lissen beefoure playinn. da jesusdread panel sed wat mii shood ave sed pdb been train fii sitt down ann give imm mind a rest

purposdrvnbredda yu ave been bunn ann thrown inna da bunn fiyah. pdb iss afficallee eliminated fram maddaratar aff da ear cantest

[ILP]

Re: PurposDrvnBredda gitt eliminated

which forum pdb was moderator for [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

[kia027]

Re: PurposDrvnBredda gitt eliminated

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_Again</div><div class="ubbcode-body">which forum pdb was moderator for [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] </div></div>

sports

[blugiant]

Re: QK gitt eliminated

mii entar da canfarance room ann da jesusdread panel wass singinn dem varsian aff prof nut:

Boy, Mama have her own, daddy have him own
Anything dem have yuh better leave dat alone
Yuh a yuh owna dog, get yuh owna bone
Be yuh owna man fih live inna yuh owna home
An don't depend pan mami fih dead leff nuh will
Nor depend pan daddy fih pay nuh light .....
itt natt bout nice intention
sitt dung annaa bleach pan yuh grandmother pension
ifff mama nuh cook yuh go sit dung up a Dentan
lay wait the pot fih taste a piece a di trentan
couple bulla buy yuh run come a defend one
everybody nice tings yuh sit dung an a depend pan
awll a wait pan mama bed fih put yuh pick-i-ney dem pan
ova nice granny affii gitt bunn bye jesusdread panel

soo mii ask da jesusdread panel y dem waan mii fii bunn wan nice maddaratar. dem tell mii sey cah shii censar pitchas aff puss as roadkill. mii tell dem fii cum again soo da jeusdread panel tart fii sing again


wooo could it be now
wooo could it be now
wooo could it be now
knocking on da jesusdread panel's door


shi got arself away
ann find arself a place widd noo computa
soo shii could bee free
city life is natt nice as ar
even when shi sleep shi smilinn att ar grandson
cood it be ar baby?
wii tell ar dat too much niceness nah wukk
natt even wen admonstaratr defend ar
cah da jesusdread panel aggoo bunn mia maddaratar

mii ask da jesusdread panel since qk is nice soo y dem waan fii bunn ar. dem tell sey dem ave noo weakness fii niceness. mii tell da jesusdread panel fii tekk itt eezee pon qk cah ar computa wass natt wukkinn. dem tell mii fii stapp cah ar son tell qk dat ar motherboard wass broken ann mekk imm wass dem mouth out widd soap. bout noo child aff ar iss allowed fii chatt like dat. mii tell dem fii stapp cah qk wood neva sey sintinn like dat. da jesusdread panel quote qk

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q.K</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Seet deh!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

When I was a kid... we couldn't even say damn! Hell, my dad didn't like dang, cos it sounded too much like it.
We couldn't say "Nizza" which meant cool, coz it sounded too much like pissa. My father would freak over poop if you weren't talking about bathroom stuff.

Now I hear all kinds of nastiness coming out of kids and their parents act like it's all good. </div></div>

da jesusdread panel sey wen da computa tech trii fii change ar maddarboard shii gitt madd nice ann tell tell imm doan eva mekk shii ketch imm doinn dat again. mii add fii tell da jesusdread panel dat dem nuh rite. da jesusdread panel sey dem itt natt dem faulf dat qk computa illiteracy wukk fii ar cah shii wasss wan aff dem missinn link maddaratar

qk yu ave been afficallee bunn ann thrown inna da bunn fiyah. qk iss afficallee eliminated fram da maddaratar aff da ear cantest

[Magician]

Re: QK gitt eliminated

Yow Blu!

How much yuh charge fi di 2003-2005 speadsheet? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[QK13]

Re: QK gitt eliminated

Yuh seet doh Magic?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

All no mi was writin mi hacceptance speech fi when mi win madaratar af di ear. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crybaby.gif[/img]
<span style="color: #000099">
<span style='font-family: Verdana'>"Mi ooda like fi tonk di jesusdread panel fi dis honar..." </span>
</span>

*hangin ar head in shame QK walks away into to di sunset....* **sigh** maybe nex ear.... <span style='font-family: Times New Roman'>THE END</span>

[Magician]

Re: QK gitt eliminated

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q.K</div><div class="ubbcode-body">All no mi was writin mi hacceptance speech fi when mi win madaratar af di ear.</div></div>

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[Bizzy]

Re: QK gitt eliminated

How many mods are there?? and hummuch lef fi get bun?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: QK gitt eliminated

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