maddaratar aff da ear cantest

**blugiant** · 02-10-2008, 12:54 PM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lass thyme dem saw imm wass wen imm wass drivinn too narman manley intl airport ann imm saw da sign dat airport left soo imm went bakk oome. </div></div>

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Blu yuh fi get more in touch wid di ress a di jeezassdread panel. Caw all now mi seh yuh entah di conference room an di chune confuse yuh.

Jeezassdread panel stawt fayva republican pawty. </div></div>

sah itt natt da chune dat canfuse mii, itt da iints inn da chune dat refer too da maddaratar dat neva gitt enuff vote fii survive gittinn bunn

magic sum peeps pon yah tink mii homophobic, sexist ann racist soo mii guess dat qualifii mii fii da republican parteeee [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

doan figgit yu doan knoo moas aff da jesusdread panel [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

**blugiant** · 02-10-2008, 01:00 PM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated NOT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 7777</div><div class="ubbcode-body">how come joeamerican mek one speech n den him MIA (missing in action) again?..
Bun him wid the fire bun, bun yes...
bun him.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

sum aff da panel memba waan fii knoo oww citizen pon yah eligible fii maddaratar wen imm doan reach boardite status fram 2001 till now [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**blugiant** · 02-10-2008, 01:06 PM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated NOT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">TALK DE TING DEM!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] is only my identity alone u fi kip quiet <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Joemaican</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mii ear da jesusdread panel seyinn bubblinn ann bunninn thyme again. soo mii entar da canfarance room:

lawd wat a bubblinn a gawn inna da dancehall tinite
lawd wat a bubblinn a gawn inna da dancehall tinite

lawd wat a bunninn a gawn inna da dancehall tinite
lawd wat a bunninn a gawn inna da dancehall tinite

mii tell da jesusdread panel fii cease cah dat chune a sugar minot ann mii doan git itt.

jesusdread panel start fii sing again:

pint yuh fingar pint it inn d sky
do you see wat wi see ?
do you see wat wi see ?
pint yuh fingar pint yuh fingar hi
everybady
do you see wat wi see ?
do you see wat wi see ?

is it a bird? is it a plane?
cood be ship? meybe a train?
even if it looking like rain
we go jump up in it again
like we do labor day brooklyn
wen de say look d storm coming
jump around like yuh gone insane
diss miss dat da jesusdread panel cum fii bunn

mii tell da jesusdread panel fii stapp singinn ar mii still natt seeinn woo dem decide fii bunn. da jesusdread panel sey yu knoo watt wurst dat natt beeinn a maddaratar ann gittinn bunn? mii tell dem noo. dem sey natt gittinn bunn till now cah peeps pon yah neva knoo dat joemacian reallee existed. dem sey joemaican shood change im name to missinn link. da jesusdread panel sey da lass thyme dem saw imm wass wen imm wass drivinn too narman manley intl airport ann imm saw da sign dat airport left soo imm went bakk oome. mii tell dem fii stapp cah joemerican neva tink da airport leff. dem sey itt troo cah eveethyme dem see joemaican imm ask dem fii direction too imm front door. imm mind wander ann imm gitt lost. dem sey britney hire imm fii keepinn drivinn runn ar block ann imm gitt lost. joemaican lost inn cyberspace cah imm tink da internet iss wat fishermen use fii ketch snapper

dem start fii sing again

noobaddee waan fii plant da carn
butt evereebadee waan fii raid da barn
woo dem aggoo blame itt pon

da jesusdread panel sey dat joemaican iss da proof dat xavier ave a sense aff humor. dem ask mii iff mii neva see da ja.com advertisement dat maddaratar joemacian iss wan terrible ting fii waste, even dough joemacian iss mia x-man give imm more da jamaican forum too maddarate. wat a ting. mrsochigal asked da panel oww wii goo bunn archive maddaratar wen deer iss notinn fii maddarate. da jesusdread panel sey oww oonnoo promote mia maddaratar wen deer iss sintinn fii maddarate. mii add fii tell da jesusdread panel fii tekk itt eezee cah joemaican relate to x-man dat y imm lookinn out. da jesusdread panel waan fii knoo watt upp widd joemaican. still wii affii give joemaican a latt aff respekk cah natt evereebadee soo good fii ole dem jab wen dem natt a rund.

joemaican iss afficallee bunn bye da jesusdread panel ann eliminated fram da maddaratar aff da ear cantest

</div></div> So you think that I am not on the job Eh??
Think again. As a matter of fact I am not even eliminated. </div></div>

sah mii figgar yu out alreadeee butt membas aff da jesusdread panel doan gitt yu ann y yu add less dan 300 posts. ann yu knoo mii nah spill yu secret. still iff dem sey fii bunn yu ann yu doan gitt enuff votes mii affii fallaw dem arder ann bunn yu. pon da serious side da jesusdread panel canstuctive criticisms wass use fii bunn yu. meybee yu shood use joemacian a likkle bitt more [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div> </div></div>

whe u a seh.. blu is informa? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

wooooiieee!! him tun him biggest enemy: blowkittee [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

oonnoo knoo mii neva yet blow da whistle.

dat y mii tekk da votinn ann canstructive criticisms aff da board cah mii doan truss pm ting pon yah. soo wat peeps tell mii aff da board stay email private cah mii doan snitch [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]

**turtledude** · 02-10-2008, 01:18 PM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated

Good Sunday Mawnin to yu Blu. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wavey.gif[/img]

<span style="color: #3366FF"> My sincerest apologies to the other membrs of esteemed jesusdread panel for any miscarikterizations thrown their way by Magic (who happens to be a card carrying communist). A few of us have violated the principle of "anonymity" for our own personal gain at the expense of others. For that I apologize.</span>

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**blugiant** · 02-10-2008, 01:48 PM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated

mawninn td

**Magician** · 02-10-2008, 02:46 PM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">doan figgit yu doan knoo moas aff da jesusdread panel [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] </div></div>

Mi meet jeezas dread imself before im get one way passage pon di country bus! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]

A mussi meet di pion dem too? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

**Magician** · 02-10-2008, 02:48 PM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: turtledude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My sincerest apologies to the other membrs of esteemed jesusdread panel for any miscarikterizations thrown their way by Magic (who happens to be a card carrying communist).
</div></div>

Aye sah!

A nuh Yaard yuh dem Comrade Turtle? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Yuh reach back arredi? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

**turtledude** · 02-11-2008, 01:22 AM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated

having backed himself into a corner one more time,....
td makes one last desperate attempt to compose hiself:

Back off!.... or deh egg comes off !!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

**Bizzy** · 02-11-2008, 01:42 AM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated

dudie, ur a trip [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

**julie*mango** · 02-11-2008, 01:42 AM

Re: Joemaican git eliminated

dudie [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

**blugiant** · 02-15-2008, 04:25 AM

Re: remo git eliminated

mii ear da jesusdread panel bussinn dem capletan chune soo mii entar da canfarence room

jesusdread hat a fiyah cum fii bunn maddaratar again

well butt a weh dem a go do now
now dem see maddaratar nah bow
cah rasta man no sell tourism pitchas
weh dem a go say now dem see bingi nah bow
well dem affii cawl da amonstaratars fii silence
den again

mii tell dem fii rewind cah mii natt gittinn woo dem chattinn. dem start fii sing:

tell mii iff love so nice
tell mii y it uurt so bad baddang
iff love, love, so nice,
tell me, tell me why I'm sad
mii sing again

mii tell da jesusdread panel dat dem natt rite cah dem knoo itt natt a luv ting. dem sey itt natt dem fault dat sum peeps like remo butt imm natt well respected bye awl. mii ask dem wat dem chattinn bout cah remo gitt respekk pon yah. dem ask mii oww soo cah x-man replace remo widd da missinn link cah itt a good thyme fii bee wan missinn maddaratar pon yah. dem dem start fii laff bout can remo "draw a blank"? plus dem sey itt natt dem fault dat remo neva ave enuff belt loops fii keep upp imm pant wen imm ittinn below da belt.

dem tart fii sing again

jesusdread panel sey mekk da wurds aff yu mout
ann da meditation of your heart
bee pc ann acceptable
always kno dat you are gonna beheld responsible, zeen
ann wii sey iff yuh find yurself widd an ja.com instruments aff influence
use it with a no see color sense
ar else yuh gonna pay the consequence
Rebel speaks again

wi sey be careful wat yu teach
mekk sure a nuh something fii misleed dem
mind wat yuh say to yu luv
shi cood gitt da lass laff

da jesusdread panel ask mii woo own da biggest buildinn pon yah ann wat typa buildinn iss itt. mii tell dem mii knoo dem chattinn remo butt mii doan knoo da typa buildinn. dem sey da typa buildinn iss remo's libaree cah itt ave da moas storeeees. dat y imm luv fii rif (readinn iss fundamental) pon peeps bye chattinn bout two words "bookstore." dem sey remo use imm library fii brush upp pon imm ignorance ann imm doan gitt itt. da jesusdread panel sey dat de admonstaratars pon yah gave remo badd advice wen dem told imm fii bee immself. remo fiigitt fii mekk wan mental note bout beeinn pc cah imm wass out aff paper. chatt bout drawinn blank again

remo sum aff da jesusdread panel ave a latt aff respekk fii yu even dough dem neva give yu enuff votes too bee saved fram da bunn fiyah

remo ave been afficallee bunn ann chrown inna da bunn fiyah. remo iss afficallee eliminated fram da maddaratar aff da ear cantest

**blugiant** · 02-19-2008, 09:45 PM

Re: mountaingal git eliminated

lang thyme mii doan ear da jesusdread buss a chune soo mii entar da canfarance room ann dem tart fii sing tanya sinnting again

Whole heap a man a lust offa ar
Eh-em eh-em
admonstaratar ann maddaratar a carry malice through ar
eh-em eh-em
x-man waan two offa mi
eh-em eh-em
still da jesusdread panel
aggoo bunn ar fii dat
wole heap a man a lust offa ar
eh-em eh-em
gal a carry malice through ar
eh-em eh-em
still da jesusdread panel
aggoo bunn ar fii dat

mii tell dem natt gittinn dem iints. dem sey mii knoo woo itt iss butt mii doan waan fii bunn ar. soo dem tart fii sing kkorupt ting.

diss gyal waan sumting trang mek ar moan an groan an a sup gallang an
she nuh waan nuh likkle teeny man nuh likkle buddy nuh john she want it all ghetto lang ann aard
dis gyal waan sumting strong mek she moan an groan an a sup gallang an
shi nuh waan nuh likkle teeny man nuh likkle buddy nuh john she want it awl ghetto night long ann aard

gyal a seh duttily gyal di man
putt it pon ar mek shi tand a propah tension
aneetime shi gitt it like shi in detention
put it pon di gyal mekk mi seh all nite hard ann lang
tunn on di radio an shi luv di aard hittinn sang

mii tell da jesusdread panel fii stapp cah mii knoo mountaingal iss wan intelligent uptown ting ann shii natt inna da ghetto slam ting. dem sey yess mountaingal iss intelligent butt shii wood affii beecum twice as smart fii eva bee wan aalfwit. mii tell dem dat mii like mountaingal soo fii tekk itt eazee pon ar. dem sey mountaingal doan waan itt eezee shii luv itt aard. mii ask dem wat dem meen

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HemGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

what conflict me bout the song is that he's describing what is actually very brutal sex, but he's doing it because im seh that is what the girls like. technically, if im meet a more sophisticated woman, i'd think he'd adjust the technique and therefore the lyrics. so i tell myself.

gyal dem seh dem want it hard and stiff
push it in ar stomach mek she turn and twist

</div></div>

dem sey see itt troo dat opposite attract cah sopfisticated ladee waan da real hardcore luvinn cah shii betta at luvinn dan annee wan butt awl shii need iss da reel ghetto man. jesusdread panel tart fii laff ann repeat "so shii tell arself." mii tell dem wat a ting mii neva xxpect dat fram mountaingal. dem sey itt awlway da qwiet wan wey fool yu cah dem ave a body dat woan qwiet ann da brain dat doan start widdout da ghetto slam. now da jesusdread panel sey dem final ovatand da full hundred meaninn aff mountaingal

mountaingal yu ave been afficallee bunn ann thrown inna da bunn fiyah bye da jesusdread panel. mountaingal iss afficallee eliminated fram maddaratar aff da ear

**Bizzy** · 02-19-2008, 10:00 PM

Re: mountaingal git eliminated

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">dem sey itt awlway da qwiet wan wey fool yu cah dem ave a body dat woan qwiet ann da brain dat doan start widdout da ghetto slam. </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img]

**ILP** · 03-03-2008, 11:58 PM

Re: mountaingal git eliminated

ummm...
jesusdread bunn fyah finish or wah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img]

**blugiant** · 03-17-2008, 07:41 PM

Re: dearjohn gitt eliminated

mii walk inna da canfarance room ann dat jesusdread panel tart fii sing:

noo waangah gut
noo waan noo bellee
noo lickie lickie
noo nyammie nyameee

mii laff ann mii tell dem lang mii neva ear tigar inna dancehall butt mii doan gitt woo dem chattinn bout. soo dem tart fii sing again

skylarking, skylarking
dat wat sum maddaratar doo tidday
skylarking, skylarking
beeefore dey tand up firm on their feet

gitt a likkle wuk, a likkle wuk
ann nyam imm bread hanestly

soo iff imm keep on doing nootinn
imm will end upp upp upp inn jesusdread panel bunnfiyah

mii ask da jesusdread panel y dem waan mii fii bunn dearjohn. dem sey cah imm dat santa claus aff da mia maddaratar dat imm onlee cum rund wance a ear inn december. da jesusdread panel sey oww dearjohn tink dere cyaan bee "selfhelp" group inn deark ann dearjohn wen imm mia. imm alone ann inn badd companey ann inn doan gitt itt. mii tell da jesusdread panel fii stapp chattinn bout self help ann alone inn badd companee cah itt sund like dearjohn is a handball playah. da jesusdread panel sey itt troo cah imm neva waan fii waste imm couch. dem tell mii itt wass dearjohn imself dat chatt bout wastinn a good couch

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dear John is quite equip to stimulate you, however, if it is stimulation that you seek you are always free to indulge in all the self-stimulation your heart desire. Why waste a good couch? </div></div>

da jesusdread panel sey mii fii ask dearjohn iff a tree fall inn a farrest iff itt mekk annee sund cah dearjohn iss a few screams shart aff ann aargasms? wat a ting. even mii cyaan defend dat. soo da jesusdread panel tart fii sing again.

troo yaawd men seh dem love eh-em bad
yuh have some bwoy a chatt bout dem love di ehem and a do di wrong job
rude bwoy use up yuh rod

sum man seh dem luv ehem bad and dem cyaan hitt it
fire bun fi di man dem weh waan lick-it
cause wi beat ehem hard anyweh wi buck it
ann wii bunn man wey chatt bout lick-it

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">looking for someone who can whip-it, flip-it, lick-it, and stick-it (...in the oven), when it comes to taking care of wifely things for her husband's......dietary needs around the home </div></div>

oonnoo mean fii tell mii sey dearjohn chatt bout ooman fii whip-it, flip-it, lick-it anns tick-it inn da oven fii tekk care aff uusband dietary need. soo oonnoo tryinn fii sey dearjohn omman knoo oww fii mekk suckarrtrash. mii sey noo wanda soo muck lickie lickie tredd dunn a deark ann dearjohn lass ear. dearjohn cumm a farreenn ann figgit dat reel yaawd men nah bow. dat jesusdread panel advise too dearjohn iss fii neva give advice annee more cah da litebulb ova imm couch iss burnt out

dearjohn yu ave been afficallee bunn bye da jesusdread panel ann thrown inna da bunn fiyah. dear john iss afficallee eliminated fram maddaratar aff ear cantest

maddaratar aff da ear cantest

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