lang thyme mii ear da jesusdread panel singinn butt mii add addar more important bizz fii deal widd furst. soo itt fimi fault y diss tekk soo lang fii finish
mii finallee entar da canfarance room ann da jesusdread panel still singinn
dem caan stop the way i feel for you
da jesusdread panel fiyah ave no boundaree
dem caan bully da way wi feel
wii voted fii yu and wii fite fii yu
dem caan stap the way dem wish and dem hope and dem fight and dem pray
Dem caan stop dis ya warrior love
still wii ave bunn yu cah secand place
will gitt yu thrown inna da bunn fiyah
mii ask da jesusdread panel y dem waan mii fii bunn dat maddaratar. da jesusdread panel sey itt natt dem fault dat dat maddaratar reign supreme att numba two. diarrhea aff da mout ann constipation of the ideas. dem tart fii sing again
maddaratar gittin bunn in the eveninn
buff-baff suesumba gitt a lot of bbunninn
y?
shii gitt plentee votee
butt natt enuff fii
so take ar too da bunn fiyah
butt lissen upp
wii dress up ina jacket, wii dress up ina tie.
as wii reach da bunnfiyah suesumba a tell joke.
blugiant a bawl seh: i'm know wii neva luv dat gal.
da jesusdread panel sey tell wii your honour why she neva gitt more votes?
put ar in ackee ann saltfish fii give sum yaawd recipes
put sue in the kitchen to fry sum fish
wen da jesusdread panel see wat she do
wi bawl Jesus Christ!
mii tell da jesusdread panel fii stapp tryinn fii gawn like suesumba doan kno bout food ann oww fii cook. dem tell mii fii stapp cah suesumba iss like chinese food sweet ann sour ann doan knoo watt yu reallee eatinn iff shii cook itt. dem quote
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">k. cooked conch. actually lightly steamed it. it's a good thing i know the heimlich maneouver. compadre nealy choke to death on its chewy ---> this is god's way of telling you to chew your food properly goodness
sea food is best not overcooked. what did i do wrong. anybaddy have any conch recipe? the flavour despite the throat constricting ability, was yummy. </div></div>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i once tried wild boar. now that was some nasty stuff. granted i never knew about the soaking, beating, marinating, tenderizing, etc. </div></div>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">don't eat snails and nuff garlic fi breakfass
i feel green </div></div>
da jesusdread panel sey suesumba is deranged dat y shii serve ar meals widd bakkles aff kayoowpekktate. ar pilot lite natt on. itt natt da jesusdread fault dat suesumba nickname iss soo sow food. mii neva knoo suesumba cookinn wass dat badd even mii cyaan defend dat. dem tell mii dat suesumba even cuss out mr chin afta shii ardar sushi ann imm bring ar raw fish. bout ssushii iss natt raw fish. mii tell da jesusread panel fii stapp lie pon suesumba. dem quote
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> not all sushi has to be raw</div></div>
mii tell dem fii stapp cah suesumba wass juss jokinn. da jesusdread panel itt natt dem fault dat suesumba said it without tinkin, da way shii doo moas tings. dem sey suesumba even ask iff white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? suesumba iss a couple fruits short aff a fruit salad. da jesusdread panel tart fii sing again
nuh waana noo gut
nuh waan no bellee
nuh lickie lickie
nuh nyamie nyamie
mii ask dem watt dem meen bye dat. dem sey suesumba cookinn soo badd dat ar dates goo too da bathroom ann neva cum bakk. mii tell da jesusdread panel fii stapp lie. dem quote
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
he excuses himself to go to the men's room and never returns. </div></div>
mii tell dem dat dem noh rite cah dem knoo suesumba wass chattinn bout wan aff ar borinn dates. da jesusdread panel quote
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> now one time a man did wank at me. the rain was falling. there was a car beside mine with it's window open. in the rain. i noticed a man with what looked like a pig tail in his hand furiously manipulating it.
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beefour suesumba came alang da jesusdread panel wass hungree ann wen suesumba tarted chattinn bout food ann sex wii stapp eatinn certain food. mii ask da jesusdread panel y dem ruffinn upp suesumba like dat. dem sey itt cah shii ave embarassinn photos aff x-man dat y imm mekk itt arder fii find sum aff suesumba best jokes. mii tell dem fii stapp lie. dem quote
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
out of modesty mi had was to ask him fi cover up.
<span style="font-style: italic">Xman, don't be offended and stawt tell mi bout mi pawts. </span> </div></div>
da jesusdread panel respekk suesumba mekkinn funn aff x-man even dough dem knoo shii wass natt chattinn bout ar bass soo dem tart fii sing
blakk ooman and child, yeh yeh yeah
for yu wii really have so much love
dallar bills and coins will fade away
dey could never make wi so proud
blakk ooman and child, yeh yeh yeah
fii yu wii really have so much love
dallar bills and coins will fade away
dey cood nevah make wi so proud
suesumba ave been bunn ann thrown inna da bunn fiyah. suesumba iss afficallee eliminated fram maddaratar aff da ear cantest bye da jesusdread panel
suesumba da jesusdread panel showed yu much luv dat y yu ar da runner upp.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bigg upp yuself J-kid cah yu iss da maddaratar aff da ear as voted bye da jesusdread panel.
yu ar da affical winner aff da langest runninn cantest inn da histaree aff jamaicans.com </div></div>
<span style="font-size: 11pt"> <span style="color: #006600"> <span style="font-weight: bold"> Congrats</span> </span> </span>J-kid!....from day one you have been a super person! Keep it up!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bigg upp yuself J-kid cah yu iss da maddaratar aff da ear as voted bye da jesusdread panel.
yu ar da affical winner aff da langest runninn cantest inn da histaree aff jamaicans.com </div></div>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Build_Back</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so wasn't jkid mod of the yr last year??
Congrats jamaica kid </div></div>
j-kid is natt richd, mii ope?
last ear maddaratar aff da ear wass richd. yu juss remind mii dat mii affii goo bunn fiyah pon richd cah imm lack dunn wann aff mii tredd
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mILuvPortland</div><div class="ubbcode-body">J-Kid, congrats man
Alldoh, Blu you haffi do betta man. cah dis was mussi 8 months inna di mekkin. </div></div>
gwey. yu realizes dat maddaratar aff da ear cantest wass da onlee cantest pon jamicans.com dat wass nan-corrupted ann da onlee wan wear a maddaratar wass acknowledge fii doinn a grate jab fii 2007
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