mii ear da jesusdread panel singinn soo mii entar da canfarance room:
isn't itt strange oww princess maddaratar
in clown-ragged empirewaste capers in sawdust rings
wile common people like you and me
we'll be builders for eternity
cah da jesusdread bunnfiyah everlastinn
each maddaratar is given a bag of tools
a shapeless mass and da book of rules
ann iff dem doan gitt enuff vote fii winn
da jesusdread panel affii bunn da maddaratar
mii tell da jesusdread panel dat dem noh rite usinn wan aff ar favarate chune fii bunn ar. soo dem fii wheel ann cum again
girl yu got a date, ah ahh
ann wii just mean,
yu cyaan stay upp late, whoah-ooo-oo.
awll yu life ann wii warning you, girl
win ar else
ann natt juss once or twice
take diss from da jesusdread panel:
itt yur thyme fii gitt bunn
mii tell dat jesusdread panel dat dem showinn silent_river a latt aff luv bye usinn sum classic chunes fii bunn ar. dem askinn mii wat mii mean bye classic chunes cah dem chunes ar oldies like silent river. mii see wey dem goinn soo mii add fii defend mii friend silent river ann mii tell da jesusdread panel dat silent river iss natt ole. dem tell mii dat silent iss olden cah silence iss neva written dunn. mii ask dem wat dem meen bye dat. itt natt dem fault dat silent_river chatt bout ar golden ears. dem quote:
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What do you want your friends and associates to think of:"How old is she again? 55? Man, she walks and looks like 25!"
dem tell mii seeeet deh ann dat wat silent_river meen wen shii chatt about beeinn born again christian cah shii waan fii tunn bakk thyme. mii tell da jesusdread panel fii stapp cah dem knoo shii wass seyinn wat shii waan peeps fii tink aff ar wen shii reach 55, natt dat shii 55. da jesusdread panel sey dat even wurst cah dem wass oopinn dat shii wood age like fine wine ann ar looks wood improve widd ole age.
mii add fii defend silent_river soo mii tell da jesusdread panel dat silent river iss natt ole ann shii look sexee wearinn short skirt cah shii iss wan stylish beauty. da jesusdread panel sey dat prove dat fram ar waist dunn shii look good cah gravity doan reach deer yet. plus dem tell mii fii stapp tryinn fii defend ar cah silent_river iss wan geek. mii ask dem watt dem meen bye dat. dem quote:
[quote=Silent_River]Dear Style Divas,
I am a Fashion Disaster. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]I need fashion help! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crybaby.gif[/img]
Sincerely,
...felt like I was taking a test on the Beauty and the Geek episode, only I was the geek.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> A good dump </div></div>
This begs the question: Is there a 'good' dump and a 'bad' dump? is there a smelly icon?
Favorite thing:--love to read </div></div>
dem sey seeeth deh silent_river iss a fashion disaster, shii luv fii read, shii chatt bout da diffarance between a good dump ann a bad dump ann shii cyaan find da smellee ican soo shii iss wan geek. mii ask da jesusdread panel y dem a ruff upp silent_river soo. dem sey itt natt dem fault dat shii ave no sense aff smell cah shii gott trouble dumpinn. plus dem add fii bunn ar good fii chattinn bout killinn treads even dough shii wass onlee jokinn dem tart fii sing again:
itt betta wen yu hold ar, whoa yeah
butt wen you squeeze ar, ah ah
shi get dat feeling inside
dat funny feeling inside
gee, wanna goo, whoa yeah
shi wanna goo, ah ah
dat feeling of passion and desire
dat sets ar soul on fire
makes ar wanna go cah shi luv da runn, whoa yeah
mii tell dem fii stapp ann juss throw silent_river inna da bunn fiyah. Silent_River ave been afficallee eliminated ann trown inna da bunnfiyah bye da jesusdread panel. Silent_River iss afficalee eliminated fram da maddaratar aff da ear cantest.
Silent_River bigg upp yuself cah da jesusdread panel showed yu a latt aff luv ann yu finish inn fifth place
mii ear da jesusdread panel singinn soo mii entar da canfarence room:
gott wan maddaratar she's a beauty
veree special reallee ann trulee
take good care of boardites like it's her dutee
christmas present fii awl
want ar right by da bunnfiyah night ann day
cah wii aggoo bunn ar
mii tell da jesusdread panel bigg chune dat butt dem fii wheel ann cum again
ladee luv!
diss ooman she's like a blessinn from above
gott to let dem know dat.
talking bout yu..
might as well wii tell yu bout da thoughts that wii been hiding,
a list so long wii hardlee know wear fii tart (ladee luv)
doan be offended if wii tell you you're a helluva kind a woman
and yu do sumting special to wii heart.
wii see you as a queen and a lady, no ifs, no buts, no maybe.
da only thing sweeter than wii honeycomb
iss da jesusdread panel bunninn yu
keep up da same queen and lady,
keep it standing steady
cah wii depend pon dat
da only ting sweeter dan wii honeycomb
iss da jesusdread panel bunninn yu
mii ask da jesusdread panel y dem aggoo bunn Shandra cah shii iss sugaree sweet ann baddar noo one pon yah. dem sey da jesusdread panel like shandra even dough peeps sey wii ave noo taste dat y wii like ar. mii tell dem fii tapp cah shandra ave good taste. dem sey itt natt watt ar son sey. dem quote
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shandra</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like one day I mixed some TANG and my son, then five, said to me, "Mom, this could be good but it ran out of taste!" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif[/img] </div></div>
dem sey seeet deh awl water ann noo tang cah shandra tekk da taste out aff tang. ar son iss jesusdread material. even mii cyaan defend shandra pon dat cah oww shii caan mekk tang ann itt rann out aff taste. da jesusdread panel sey dat shandra iss like juicy fruit gum widdout da fruit. wan twinkie widdout da fillinn. wan water cracker widdout da cracker. mii add fii tell da jesusdread panel fii tekk itt easee cah a latt aff peeps doan ave da talent fii tekk da taste outta tang, even iff shandra iss da onlee wan wii kno. de jesusdread panel tart fii sing
itt growinn diss luv aff ar
itt flowinn diss luv inside aff ar
itt natt showinn cah aff depend
itt flowinn diss luv aff ar
ittt natt showinn cah depend hide itt
soo lang dem been together
cyaan keep yu too miiself
gott too share yu widd annada
got too share yu widd depend
itt flowinn diss luv aff ar
mii tell da jesusdread panel dat mii fraid fii ask dem watt dem singinn bout diss thyme. dem sey dem wass onlee singin bout oww peeps caan always depend pon shandra. mii tell dem yess shandra seem veree dependable. dem sey mii doan gitt itt. soo dem quote:
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shandra</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...you don't have to wash and hang up in any bathroom...try it sometimes...no tapes...fits like real underwear...
</div></div>
da jesusdread panel sey shandra give new meaninn too dat i'mm a bigg kidd now commercial dat y shii bragginn bout ar depends. pluss dem sey iff shandra wass a badee aff water, shii wood bee da kiddie pool. mii add fii tell da jesusdread panel dat dem knoo dem noh rite cah shii wass chattinn bout dem usefull fii long trips, natt dat shii wear itt awl da thyme. dem tell mii fii stapp cah itt natt dem fault iff shandra givee new insight too adult diaper fixation.
shandra ave been bunn ann trown inna da bunn fiyah bye da jesusdread panel. Shandra iss afficallee eliminated fram da maddaratar aff da ear cantest. Shandra bigg upp yuself cah yu knoo da jesusdread panel showed yu a latt aff luv ann dat dii reason y yu lasted soo lang
blu..one comment..
How comes u noh give me a chance fe bun de moderators before u start bunning another one..
Whe u mannazs man...
*kissteeth*....[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 7777</div><div class="ubbcode-body">blu..one comment..
How comes u noh give me a chance fe bun de moderators before u start bunning another one..
Whe u mannazs man...
*kissteeth*....[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>
wah u neva qualify fi de jesusdread panel?
If you don't fight for what you deserve, you deserve what you get.
We are > Fossil Fuels --- Bill McKibben 350.org
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 7777</div><div class="ubbcode-body">blu..one comment..
How comes u noh give me a chance fe bun de moderators before u start bunning another one..
Whe u mannazs man...
*kissteeth*....[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>
noh tree days ago mii bunn silent river
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 7777</div><div class="ubbcode-body">blu..one comment..
How comes u noh give me a chance fe bun de moderators before u start bunning another one..
Whe u mannazs man...
*kissteeth*....[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>
noh tree days ago mii bunn silent river </div></div>
each 7 need a day and a third to catch up [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]
If you don't fight for what you deserve, you deserve what you get.
We are > Fossil Fuels --- Bill McKibben 350.org
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 7777</div><div class="ubbcode-body">blu..one comment..
How comes u noh give me a chance fe bun de moderators before u start bunning another one..
Whe u mannazs man...
*kissteeth*....[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>
wah u neva qualify fi de jesusdread panel? </div></div>whether me quality or not, it noh matter..
a just de fire bunn, bunn me like..[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]
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