Boardlane Trial: Bigballa (Verdict Is In!)

[QK13]

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LAWDAMASSYMAJIX!!!
Yuh gavel big fi chrue!!

[Derek]

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[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Q</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi raaah...inna de big big holiday trial a kip

mi a pull miself from the witness list den.. </div></div>

yu betta nuh badda wid ie....

di Canadian dem nuh hab haliday pan Tursdeh..

plus a likkle bird tell mi seh a deh so Bigballa come fram

[turtledude]

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Mi will be a witness fuh deh honruble defense-lieyer Tanya.
I have a big successful resume which includes offishul expert defense testemoney in the trial of the innocent man Jahyout.

[Compry]

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A Canadian on trial???? What happened? Sumady pinch mi and tell mi nuh.

[Suesumba]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Witnesses for the prosecution:

- Suesumba

</div></div>

tell mi weh mi si and mi wih testify. him fi get heng.

[Bizzy]

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Shim did say shim a look a jamaican wife and smaddy tel shim fi come here..

an den yuh put in yuh application

at least a so mi hear

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Witnesses for the prosecution:

- Suesumba

</div></div>

tell mi weh mi si and mi wih testify. him fi get heng. </div></div>

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">- <span style="font-weight: bold">Bigballa</span> is hereby charged with impersonating a male
and breaking the hearts of many women on the board

- The case will be overseen by the <span style="font-weight: bold">Right Honorable Magix</span>

- The case is being tried by the prosecution who will be represented by Barrister<span style="font-weight: bold"> Skelly</span>.

- The defense will be arraigned and at this time has no attorney so if any one from the opposition (<span style="font-weight: bold">BCP</span>) want to defend di imposter den unoo mek di judge know.

- The trial will last until <span style="font-weight: bold">this Friday</span> and Bigballa will found either guilty and not guilty by a jury of shim peers (<span style="font-weight: bold">YOU</span>) and sentencing will be recommended.

- Courtroom outbursts are allowed. Keep it light and humorous please.

- Prosecution will present case first.

- Defense will counter.


<span style="font-weight: bold">Let the fun begin!!!</span>

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Bigballa say fi tell unno him busy wid an him nuh have time fi come on yah all di time but him wi link up likkle more

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Fancy dahlin I need you as a witness for the defense

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Fancy dahlin I need you as a witness for the defense </div></div>

no problem

mi tink Bigballa would be mad wid mi if him know seh mi nuh tell di truth pon his behalf wen him did tell mi and soh mi know di tings him a deal wid

[Bizzy]

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po yuh...waste u a waste yuh time..he's going str8 to the chair..an if u nuh mine, you'll be right along wid him as accomplice to defraud

[Sinco01]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Bigball</span>a is hereby charged with impersonating a male
and breaking the hearts of many women on the board</div></div>


mi nuh hear nuh woman ah complain ..
look like him name wrang ..
mebbe dem should ah use 's' instead of 'a'

[ILP]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix_di_PM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Leggo a di turkey foot an ropeen man. </div></div>

i gwine dead

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sinco01</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Bigball</span>a is hereby charged with impersonating a male
and breaking the hearts of many women on the board</div></div>


<span style="font-weight: bold">mi nuh hear nuh woman ah complain .. </span>
look like him name wrang ..
mebbe dem should ah use 's' instead of 'a'
</div></div>

I call Sinco as a witness for the defense

[Sinco01]

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mi nuh kno nuttin ..
mi only ah wonda ..
why ..
if shim bruk suh much heart ..
no woman ah complain ..

mebbe dem feel something else ..
which wasn't impersonating leg #3