Boardlane Trial: Bigballa (Verdict Is In!)

[julie*mango]

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fine cum back pan di stan since Bizi is too busy

[Bandana]

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[Bandana]

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My fellow boardies

It is a sad day indeed. With the shortage of fine men on this board the crime of impersonating one is severe

I remember the day when shim rolled up on board lane

I was skeptical from the start, I mean who starts a thread with "Yo"

Seemed like someone trying too hard to look manly

Atempting to be my regular bubbly self, I welcomed shim and requested to see pictures...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BanDanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Welcome to Jam.com


but...

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To which shim responded:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bigballa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Show me yours and I will show you mine </div></div>


I was not interested in sharing any pictures as I already have my cyber-hubby

I just pulled up one cinder block and watched di tings unfold

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Q</div><div class="ubbcode-body">po yuh...waste u a waste yuh time..he's going str8 to the chair..an if u nuh mine, you'll be right along wid him as accomplice to defraud </div></div>


Bizi! i are shocked!
nuh fraud gwaan...di man busy wid him tings
how unno gwine mek mi go dung wid di man an mi nuh do nuttin

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix_di_PM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I ask the prosecutionister to prove to you today whicpawt Bigballa had prior knowledge dat B_P was not a woman?</div></div>

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[uswe]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BanDanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My fellow boardies

It is a sad day indeed. With the shortage of fine men on this board the crime of impersonating one is severe

I remember the day when shim rolled up on board lane

I was skeptical from the start, I mean who starts a thread with &quot;Yo&quot;

Seemed like someone trying too hard to look manly

Atempting to be my regular bubbly self, I welcomed shim and requested to see pictures...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BanDanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Welcome to Jam.com


but...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">


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To which shim responded:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bigballa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Show me yours and I will show you mine </div></div>


I was not interested in sharing any pictures as I already have my cyber-hubby

I just pulled up one cinder block and watched di tings unfold

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Pardon me for interupting the trial of the shim, who should heng wid no apologie. I just want to compliment my wife Bandi on her deportment and class in handling this rather unsavoury and unsightly character


SHIM FI HENG FRAM DI HIGHES TREE TUH RAHTID

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<span style="font-size: 26pt">OBFREAKINGJECTION your honour the witness needs to stick to the facts and not opinionificating </span>

[julie*mango]

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Thank you for testimony Bandanna..

Defense counter.

[LusciousJohnson]

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opinionificating

good one Tanya

[julie*mango]

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BOADWLAPUMS!!!!!!!!!!!

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thank you for testimony Bandanna..

Defense counter. </div></div>

Objection!!!! Objection!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bandann: I was skeptical from the start, I mean who starts a thread with &quot;Yo&quot;

Seemed like someone trying too hard to look manly

Atempting to be my regular bubbly self, I welcomed shim and requested to see pictures...</div></div>


the witness needs to stick to the facts and keep her thoughts to herself.


Question: Please tell the members of the jury what PROOF the whole proof an nuttin but di proof you have that my client is not who he proptionates himself to be

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-size: 17pt">OBFREAKINGJECTION your honour the witness needs to stick to the facts and not opinionificating </span> </div></div>


<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Overruled!</span></span>

[ILP]

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dis whole trial is a big ole mockery of di jurisdipenaltionary system. Which cereal box oonu pick out oonu law degree fram

If Bigballa get find guilty is a serious miscarrage of justice.

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hibern8ting_ILP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">dis whole trial is a big ole mockery of di jurisdipenaltionary system. Which cereal box oonu pick out oonu law degree fram

If Bigballa get find guilty is a serious miscarrage of justice. </div></div>

thank you ILP tell dem again of my client's innocence fi mi

[Bandana]

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Your Honor I am an expert witness on newbie threads, and my opinion should stand.